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Comrade Stalin here, I command you to listen to what I have to say. Speech: 2014.

 
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Comrade Stalin here, I command you to listen to what I have to say. Speech: 2014.
My pipe is full of magical herbs as I write this, and I am surrounded by a plume of beautiful smoke intoxicating to my senses. I have just killed my dog for plotting against me, and my dead wife is crying.
I write this because I want to warn you of the dangers of being a filthy peasant farmer. If you are ever in danger of becoming a filthy dangerous peasant farmer, you must remember that Comrade Stalin will punish you with his mighty iron fist. No one knows where this fist will go until it is too late, but once they feel the full extent of my reach, they do not disobey anymore and they learn to shut the fuck up. Other times, I will put them in my sex cages. I am digressing.

IF YOU ARE, OR EVER HAVE BEEN, OR WILL BE, A FILTHY, DANGEROUS, DISGUSTING, HORRID, MURDEROUS, COCKSUCKING, COW FUCKING FARM FAGGOT, I will roll my 5 year plan over you like a roll of wrapping paper, wrapping the land as a gift to the soviet people.

The will of the people should not depend on the ignorance and primitive lifestyles of the farm peasants. They are nothing but a large, pooling slop of shit that cuts down all of our wheat and sells it to us.
Do you want to cooperate with a talking, profiteering. wheat farming pile of shit? Is it right for this pile of shit to dictate economic policies?
As the great loser V. Lenin always warned us before he went senile and I took his job, "To let a farmer live is to let your anus be touched by a thousand bourgeoisie tongues."

I am twirling my mustache right now in sadistic joy at the thought of ravaging the population of sick disgusting RAT RAPING PEASANT FARMERS until every grain of wheat has turned to little particles and can be redistributed more easily and equally to the people. But the peasant farmers will not allow this. They want to live, and on top of that to keep their assets, and they are completely unaware of how selfish that is. This is why I will use the long arm of my iron fist to steam roll them with my 5 year plans.

Finally, I want to say that this herb I'm smoking is some amazing shit. I bet some peasants farmed it. LOL. Dumb fucks, they will sell you the herb on Friday that you use to think of ways to kill them with on Saturday.
With this, I leave you with a warning. COMRADE STALIN COMMANDS YOU TO BE VIGILANT FOR ALL PEASANTS. IF YOU SEE ONE, YOU ARE ORDERED TO CAPTURE IT, CALL THE PEOPLES PEST CONTROL, AND THEY WILL SAFELY DISPOSE OF IT IN THE PEOPLES WORK CAMPS. YOU MUST FULFILL COMRADE STALINS ORDERS. THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE IS WITH YOU. THE GLORY OF THIS COUNTRY DEPENDS ON YOU.

Glory to the people.
Glory to Russia.

-Comrade Stalin
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Re: Comrade Stalin here, I command you to listen to what I have to say. Speech: 2014.
My pipe is full of magical herbs as I write this, and I am surrounded by a plume of beautiful smoke intoxicating to my senses. I have just killed my dog for plotting against me, and my dead wife is crying.
I write this because I want to warn you of the dangers of being a filthy peasant farmer. If you are ever in danger of becoming a filthy dangerous peasant farmer, you must remember that Comrade Stalin will punish you with his mighty iron fist. No one knows where this fist will go until it is too late, but once they feel the full extent of my reach, they do not disobey anymore and they learn to shut the fuck up. Other times, I will put them in my sex cages. I am digressing.

IF YOU ARE, OR EVER HAVE BEEN, OR WILL BE, A FILTHY, DANGEROUS, DISGUSTING, HORRID, MURDEROUS, COCKSUCKING, COW FUCKING FARM FAGGOT, I will roll my 5 year plan over you like a roll of wrapping paper, wrapping the land as a gift to the soviet people.

The will of the people should not depend on the ignorance and primitive lifestyles of the farm peasants. They are nothing but a large, pooling slop of shit that cuts down all of our wheat and sells it to us.
Do you want to cooperate with a talking, profiteering. wheat farming pile of shit? Is it right for this pile of shit to dictate economic policies?
As the great loser V. Lenin always warned us before he went senile and I took his job, "To let a farmer live is to let your anus be touched by a thousand bourgeoisie tongues."

I am twirling my mustache right now in sadistic joy at the thought of ravaging the population of sick disgusting RAT RAPING PEASANT FARMERS until every grain of wheat has turned to little particles and can be redistributed more easily and equally to the people. But the peasant farmers will not allow this. They want to live, and on top of that to keep their assets, and they are completely unaware of how selfish that is. This is why I will use the long arm of my iron fist to steam roll them with my 5 year plans.

Finally, I want to say that this herb I'm smoking is some amazing shit. I bet some peasants farmed it. LOL. Dumb fucks, they will sell you the herb on Friday that you use to think of ways to kill them with on Saturday.
With this, I leave you with a warning. COMRADE STALIN COMMANDS YOU TO BE VIGILANT FOR ALL PEASANTS. IF YOU SEE ONE, YOU ARE ORDERED TO CAPTURE IT, CALL THE PEOPLES PEST CONTROL, AND THEY WILL SAFELY DISPOSE OF IT IN THE PEOPLES WORK CAMPS. YOU MUST FULFILL COMRADE STALINS ORDERS. THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE IS WITH YOU. THE GLORY OF THIS COUNTRY DEPENDS ON YOU.

Glory to the people.
Glory to Russia.

-Comrade Stalin
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Nailed it.. Nice work comrade
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Re: Comrade Stalin here, I command you to listen to what I have to say. Speech: 2014.
they will sell you the herb on Friday that you use to think of ways to kill them with on Saturday.
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Think this is my favourite line
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Nailed it.. Nice work comrade



Thank you, Comrade. Be vigilant.
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they will sell you the herb on Friday that you use to think of ways to kill them with on Saturday.
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Think this is my favourite line
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This line is one of most importance. It is mentality of the sheep people who produce our wheat.Comrade Stalin has exposed it, and it must be changed.
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Re: Comrade Stalin here, I command you to listen to what I have to say. Speech: 2014.
Thanks Comrade Stalin!
This was the best speech you've ever given. It definitely gave me a boner.
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Thanks Comrade Stalin!
This was the best speech you've ever given. It definitely gave me a boner.
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Thank you Comrade Stalin. I am glad I have you to keep me/us company.
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Re: Comrade Stalin here, I command you to listen to what I have to say. Speech: 2014.
My pipe is full of magical herbs as I write this, and I am surrounded by a plume of beautiful smoke intoxicating to my senses. I have just killed my dog for plotting against me, and my dead wife is crying.
I write this because I want to warn you of the dangers of being a filthy peasant farmer. If you are ever in danger of becoming a filthy dangerous peasant farmer, you must remember that Comrade Stalin will punish you with his mighty iron fist. No one knows where this fist will go until it is too late, but once they feel the full extent of my reach, they do not disobey anymore and they learn to shut the fuck up. Other times, I will put them in my sex cages. I am digressing.

IF YOU ARE, OR EVER HAVE BEEN, OR WILL BE, A FILTHY, DANGEROUS, DISGUSTING, HORRID, MURDEROUS, COCKSUCKING, COW FUCKING FARM FAGGOT, I will roll my 5 year plan over you like a roll of wrapping paper, wrapping the land as a gift to the soviet people.

The will of the people should not depend on the ignorance and primitive lifestyles of the farm peasants. They are nothing but a large, pooling slop of shit that cuts down all of our wheat and sells it to us.
Do you want to cooperate with a talking, profiteering. wheat farming pile of shit? Is it right for this pile of shit to dictate economic policies?
As the great loser V. Lenin always warned us before he went senile and I took his job, "To let a farmer live is to let your anus be touched by a thousand bourgeoisie tongues."

I am twirling my mustache right now in sadistic joy at the thought of ravaging the population of sick disgusting RAT RAPING PEASANT FARMERS until every grain of wheat has turned to little particles and can be redistributed more easily and equally to the people. But the peasant farmers will not allow this. They want to live, and on top of that to keep their assets, and they are completely unaware of how selfish that is. This is why I will use the long arm of my iron fist to steam roll them with my 5 year plans.

Finally, I want to say that this herb I'm smoking is some amazing shit. I bet some peasants farmed it. LOL. Dumb fucks, they will sell you the herb on Friday that you use to think of ways to kill them with on Saturday.
With this, I leave you with a warning. COMRADE STALIN COMMANDS YOU TO BE VIGILANT FOR ALL PEASANTS. IF YOU SEE ONE, YOU ARE ORDERED TO CAPTURE IT, CALL THE PEOPLES PEST CONTROL, AND THEY WILL SAFELY DISPOSE OF IT IN THE PEOPLES WORK CAMPS. YOU MUST FULFILL COMRADE STALINS ORDERS. THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE IS WITH YOU. THE GLORY OF THIS COUNTRY DEPENDS ON YOU.

Glory to the people.
Glory to Russia.

-Comrade Stalin
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Re: Comrade Stalin here, I command you to listen to what I have to say. Speech: 2014.
My pipe is full of magical herbs as I write this, and I am surrounded by a plume of beautiful smoke intoxicating to my senses. I have just killed my dog for plotting against me, and my dead wife is crying.
I write this because I want to warn you of the dangers of being a filthy peasant farmer. If you are ever in danger of becoming a filthy dangerous peasant farmer, you must remember that Comrade Stalin will punish you with his mighty iron fist. No one knows where this fist will go until it is too late, but once they feel the full extent of my reach, they do not disobey anymore and they learn to shut the fuck up. Other times, I will put them in my sex cages. I am digressing.

IF YOU ARE, OR EVER HAVE BEEN, OR WILL BE, A FILTHY, DANGEROUS, DISGUSTING, HORRID, MURDEROUS, COCKSUCKING, COW FUCKING FARM FAGGOT, I will roll my 5 year plan over you like a roll of wrapping paper, wrapping the land as a gift to the soviet people.

The will of the people should not depend on the ignorance and primitive lifestyles of the farm peasants. They are nothing but a large, pooling slop of shit that cuts down all of our wheat and sells it to us.
Do you want to cooperate with a talking, profiteering. wheat farming pile of shit? Is it right for this pile of shit to dictate economic policies?
As the great loser V. Lenin always warned us before he went senile and I took his job, "To let a farmer live is to let your anus be touched by a thousand bourgeoisie tongues."

I am twirling my mustache right now in sadistic joy at the thought of ravaging the population of sick disgusting RAT RAPING PEASANT FARMERS until every grain of wheat has turned to little particles and can be redistributed more easily and equally to the people. But the peasant farmers will not allow this. They want to live, and on top of that to keep their assets, and they are completely unaware of how selfish that is. This is why I will use the long arm of my iron fist to steam roll them with my 5 year plans.

Finally, I want to say that this herb I'm smoking is some amazing shit. I bet some peasants farmed it. LOL. Dumb fucks, they will sell you the herb on Friday that you use to think of ways to kill them with on Saturday.
With this, I leave you with a warning. COMRADE STALIN COMMANDS YOU TO BE VIGILANT FOR ALL PEASANTS. IF YOU SEE ONE, YOU ARE ORDERED TO CAPTURE IT, CALL THE PEOPLES PEST CONTROL, AND THEY WILL SAFELY DISPOSE OF IT IN THE PEOPLES WORK CAMPS. YOU MUST FULFILL COMRADE STALINS ORDERS. THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE IS WITH YOU. THE GLORY OF THIS COUNTRY DEPENDS ON YOU.

Glory to the people.
Glory to Russia.

-Comrade Stalin
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You have insulted Comrade Stalin by comparing me to that disgusting little German Hitler. Comrade Stalin will now introduce you to the Iron Fist of the people and their will to use it.

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