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Im 49yo male-single and attractive/fit-but I havnt had sex in 1 1/2 years now lol-I have several pretty women friends but

 
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its because your turning 50 and not getting laid
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Re: Im 49yo male-single and attractive/fit-but I havnt had sex in 1 1/2 years now lol-I have several pretty women friends but
Woman : hey, I've been watching you from across the room, you're attractive / fit and judging by your non hagged look... single, wanna hook up?

Op : sure thing, but you see I frequent a website called GLP and I have to check that you're not a lizard or part of the bastard elite crushing the 99% of us under their oppressive thumb. But if you pass those tests you can come back to mine, I just have to move my bug out bag and baked bean stores.

Woman : errrrrr, sure thing hun, I'm just going to powder my nose.

OP (3 hours later) : she's not coming back is she... damn... I'm a 49yo male, single and attractive/fit-but I havnt had sex in 1 1/2 years... why? I know who to ask!!
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Re: Im 49yo male-single and attractive/fit-but I havnt had sex in 1 1/2 years now lol-I have several pretty women friends but
I'm 50 and single, I piped a 22-year-old uber-hottie chick after giving her some advice about post-college options and running/training. I met her after a 5K road race. Saw her two more times for more of the same, then we agreed that continuing wasn't a good idea. Am I creepy? Yeah, probably. Is the youn lady a whacko with a daddy complex? Possibly.

I would't regret any of it, not for a minute. Good sweaty workouts. In the context of some of the modern-day weirdness, it was pretty normal. No cheating going on.

I do like women my age in general, but feeing my willy isn't a nagging priority, so I just sort of let things happen when they do.
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Re: Im 49yo male-single and attractive/fit-but I havnt had sex in 1 1/2 years now lol-I have several pretty women friends but
They are just friends, and they to are single and see/hang around with at least one of them 2-3 times a week for half a day or so or longer as I love being around them and or with them and they feel the same towards me to as all of them think I have a great attitude and am alot of fun to be around with as we are all always making jokes and just have fun

We,,, meaning 1 or 2 of them while us all together may go grocery shopping,movies or just everyday things that a married couple would do but we not married lol.

I guess I have been screwed over by so many women in my life that I just gave up the intimacy part of a relationship but a few of them have tried to get me to get involved with them on more than just a friendship type relationship but I just wont do it lol.

And its true that I havnt had sex with anyone in 1 1/2 years and dont miss it at all, well maybe every couple months or so I just take 5 mins and take care of myself to put it bluntly and thats it, Im not tied to anyone nor owe anyone anything and im good to go.


Oh and as said Im 49 and fit/attractive and all of these women but one who is my age is much younger than me from 23 thru their early 30,s and yes it makes me as any guy my age help keep their self esteem up with no problem and especially again as they are very very pretty women and young.

I guess maybe im weird huh?
Hell I dunno?
Feel free to chime in.
And before you say it, NO IM NOT SOME RICH DIRTY PERVERTED OLD GUY WHATSOEVER!!
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This guy is a troll. No guy can go two months without sex whether it be masturbation or from another person.
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Re: Im 49yo male-single and attractive/fit-but I havnt had sex in 1 1/2 years now lol-I have several pretty women friends but
you are normal....do not be worry....you can live single and be happy....i am in the same position too....
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Thats great, heck I thought I -or well I felt kinda outta place actually but I love it and surprised myself especially due to my very promiscuous lifestyle in my younger years.

I guess I can say I get off by the power I have which seems to just come naturally NOT to be bound by sex or the grinding thoughts of it while with a pretty girl.

When it used to be the power I felt by having sex or the thought of while with a pretty woman.
Needless to say and prolly shouldnt but I have been with and had sex with over 250 women in which 90% were in my younger years up and until I hit 40yo as by then I slowed way down, at least sex wise.

Hey thanks to all here who replied and really thought it would turn into a bash me type of thread I started but I guess many here may be in the same boat and are understanding.
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250 women? In your dreams.
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Re: Im 49yo male-single and attractive/fit-but I havnt had sex in 1 1/2 years now lol-I have several pretty women friends but
They are just friends, and they to are single and see/hang around with at least one of them 2-3 times a week for half a day or so or longer as I love being around them and or with them and they feel the same towards me to as all of them think I have a great attitude and am alot of fun to be around with as we are all always making jokes and just have fun

We,,, meaning 1 or 2 of them while us all together may go grocery shopping,movies or just everyday things that a married couple would do but we not married lol.

I guess I have been screwed over by so many women in my life that I just gave up the intimacy part of a relationship but a few of them have tried to get me to get involved with them on more than just a friendship type relationship but I just wont do it lol.

And its true that I havnt had sex with anyone in 1 1/2 years and dont miss it at all, well maybe every couple months or so I just take 5 mins and take care of myself to put it bluntly and thats it, Im not tied to anyone nor owe anyone anything and im good to go.


Oh and as said Im 49 and fit/attractive and all of these women but one who is my age is much younger than me from 23 thru their early 30,s and yes it makes me as any guy my age help keep their self esteem up with no problem and especially again as they are very very pretty women and young.

I guess maybe im weird huh?
Hell I dunno?
Feel free to chime in.
And before you say it, NO IM NOT SOME RICH DIRTY PERVERTED OLD GUY WHATSOEVER!!
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bsflag

This guy is a troll. No guy can go two months without sex whether it be masturbation or from another person.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15708467


WOW there are many here replying who think they just know it all, well the mods/admins know who I am and they know im no troll and have been here at glp since 2007 and many times as a paid member with two differnt un,s while being a paid member in which many of the old timers here would know if they have been here for a few years, so I have no idea where in the he** you get your mr know it all.

And to the others who say that I couldnt make it w/out sex for more than a week or two, well guess what YOU ARE WRONG TO!!

And to the others who say the young girls are friends w me cause of my money, well uh what frikken money lol?
Im no rich old man at all, but I do have and make enuff to live decently and there have been times that the women invite me out to dinner and they refuse to let me pay for it!!

And to the dude who thinks this is a pselling be contest, well oh well nevermind, just go find something important to do or bash.

and this is for you in which you prolly cant read anyway.

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Re: Im 49yo male-single and attractive/fit-but I havnt had sex in 1 1/2 years now lol-I have several pretty women friends but
hmm. okay. sounds good to me. some people aren't made / choose not to have sex at all. that's the reality of the situation.
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Of course u understand especially if Jack is yur real first name?
Well u just met another Jack :-)
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Re: Im 49yo male-single and attractive/fit-but I havnt had sex in 1 1/2 years now lol-I have several pretty women friends but
its because your turning 50 and not getting laid
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I can at any time but dont need to.
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This is more fake than beating up space aliens.

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Re: Im 49yo male-single and attractive/fit-but I havnt had sex in 1 1/2 years now lol-I have several pretty women friends but
I'm 50 and single, I piped a 22-year-old uber-hottie chick after giving her some advice about post-college options and running/training. I met her after a 5K road race. Saw her two more times for more of the same, then we agreed that continuing wasn't a good idea. Am I creepy? Yeah, probably. Is the youn lady a whacko with a daddy complex? Possibly.

I would't regret any of it, not for a minute. Good sweaty workouts. In the context of some of the modern-day weirdness, it was pretty normal. No cheating going on.

I do like women my age in general, but feeing my willy isn't a nagging priority, so I just sort of let things happen when they do.
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/off topic You're way too normal to be on this site :).

/on topic OP's trolling.
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Re: Im 49yo male-single and attractive/fit-but I havnt had sex in 1 1/2 years now lol-I have several pretty women friends but
They are just friends, and they to are single and see/hang around with at least one of them 2-3 times a week for half a day or so or longer as I love being around them and or with them and they feel the same towards me to as all of them think I have a great attitude and am alot of fun to be around with as we are all always making jokes and just have fun

We,,, meaning 1 or 2 of them while us all together may go grocery shopping,movies or just everyday things that a married couple would do but we not married lol.

I guess I have been screwed over by so many women in my life that I just gave up the intimacy part of a relationship but a few of them have tried to get me to get involved with them on more than just a friendship type relationship but I just wont do it lol.

And its true that I havnt had sex with anyone in 1 1/2 years and dont miss it at all, well maybe every couple months or so I just take 5 mins and take care of myself to put it bluntly and thats it, Im not tied to anyone nor owe anyone anything and im good to go.


Oh and as said Im 49 and fit/attractive and all of these women but one who is my age is much younger than me from 23 thru their early 30,s and yes it makes me as any guy my age help keep their self esteem up with no problem and especially again as they are very very pretty women and young.

I guess maybe im weird huh?
Hell I dunno?
Feel free to chime in.
And before you say it, NO IM NOT SOME RICH DIRTY PERVERTED OLD GUY WHATSOEVER!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55968294


bsflag

This guy is a troll. No guy can go two months without sex whether it be masturbation or from another person.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15708467


WOW there are many here replying who think they just know it all, well the mods/admins know who I am and they know im no troll and have been here at glp since 2007 and many times as a paid member with two differnt un,s while being a paid member in which many of the old timers here would know if they have been here for a few years, so I have no idea where in the he** you get your mr know it all.

And to the others who say that I couldnt make it w/out sex for more than a week or two, well guess what YOU ARE WRONG TO!!

And to the others who say the young girls are friends w me cause of my money, well uh what frikken money lol?
Im no rich old man at all, but I do have and make enuff to live decently and there have been times that the women invite me out to dinner and they refuse to let me pay for it!!

And to the dude who thinks this is a pselling be contest, well oh well nevermind, just go find something important to do or bash.

and this is for you in which you prolly cant read anyway.

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Re: Im 49yo male-single and attractive/fit-but I havnt had sex in 1 1/2 years now lol-I have several pretty women friends but
If you aren't going to fuck them, then should I?
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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If you aren't going to fuck them, then should I?
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Re: Im 49yo male-single and attractive/fit-but I havnt had sex in 1 1/2 years now lol-I have several pretty women friends but
Sounds like you could get laid if you wanted to OP. I agree that women do make good friends so either way you win.
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Re: Im 49yo male-single and attractive/fit-but I havnt had sex in 1 1/2 years now lol-I have several pretty women friends but
Sounds like you could get laid if you wanted to OP. I agree that women do make good friends so either way you win.
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I could very easily yes but I guess its me as ive gotten older and I would have to have a strong loving/emotional attachment to her or I wouldnt get involved with her that way.

And thanks!
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Re: Im 49yo male-single and attractive/fit-but I havnt had sex in 1 1/2 years now lol-I have several pretty women friends but
They are just friends, and they to are single and see/hang around with at least one of them 2-3 times a week for half a day or so or longer as I love being around them and or with them and they feel the same towards me to as all of them think I have a great attitude and am alot of fun to be around with as we are all always making jokes and just have fun

We,,, meaning 1 or 2 of them while us all together may go grocery shopping,movies or just everyday things that a married couple would do but we not married lol.

I guess I have been screwed over by so many women in my life that I just gave up the intimacy part of a relationship but a few of them have tried to get me to get involved with them on more than just a friendship type relationship but I just wont do it lol.

And its true that I havnt had sex with anyone in 1 1/2 years and dont miss it at all, well maybe every couple months or so I just take 5 mins and take care of myself to put it bluntly and thats it, Im not tied to anyone nor owe anyone anything and im good to go.


Oh and as said Im 49 and fit/attractive and all of these women but one who is my age is much younger than me from 23 thru their early 30,s and yes it makes me as any guy my age help keep their self esteem up with no problem and especially again as they are very very pretty women and young.

I guess maybe im weird huh?
Hell I dunno?
Feel free to chime in.
And before you say it, NO IM NOT SOME RICH DIRTY PERVERTED OLD GUY WHATSOEVER!!
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Why should anyone care about this? Are you looking for reinforcement? Do you question yourself? No one who is certain of their actions needs to express themselves in this way.

Get a life...and a backbone!
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"Im 49yo male-single and attractive..."



This is all VERY subjective lol

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