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Old age is just a conspiracy against living

 
Anonymous Coward
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03/23/2014 10:55 PM
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Old age is just a conspiracy against living
Your skin wrinkles, your hair turns gray, your brain dulls, your immune system weakens...
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Pfft, that's just dying in slowmo.
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03/23/2014 10:57 PM
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Re: Old age is just a conspiracy against living
Apparently we were able to live to 900 years like Methuselah, but we got degraded down to 75 years since "the flood".
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03/23/2014 11:04 PM
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Re: Old age is just a conspiracy against living
Youth is indefinite. A simple regimen of optimal health is all that is required to live as long as you'd like.
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04/05/2014 03:59 PM
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Re: Old age is just a conspiracy against living
it's a state of mind

restrict your calories, and weight train. get rid of that fucking fat. that stuff is deadly.

think young act young be young
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Re: Old age is just a conspiracy against living
Youth is indefinite. A simple regimen of optimal health is all that is required to live as long as you'd like.pick
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Well bot you haven't thought this through.

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