It's crystalized distilled urine with gold flecks in it...dead serious btw.

That's the philosophers stone. Some guy 8500 years ago asked a 'wise man'...or maybe wise guy how it was done. Since the wise man had no time to be dealling with fools, he explained that if they distilled their piss to crystalized form then they could live forever.

Longest running joke across time. Hilarious isn't it? Remind me of another joke.

One day a boy and hid father were walking through the woods when the son spotted some rabbit droppings.


The boy asked hid Dad, ''What are these Pop?''
''They're smart pills son,'' said his father.
''Eat them and they'll make you smarter."

So he ate them and said, ''Yuck...these taste like poop!''

''See,'' said his father, ''you're already getting smarter!''