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Mary Magdalene saw False Christ after resurrection?

 
War Eagle

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Mary Magdalene saw False Christ after resurrection?
Jesus said in Mat 24 that false christ would show up claiming to be Jesus. In fact Jesus said he would be leaving not coming back after the 3 days. He said the next time they would see him would be as the light rising from the east.

So it seems the very first thing Jesus warned about occurred, the false Jesus showed up doing wonders and other feats. Exactly what the real Jesus warned about. Someone showing up with great powers claiming to be Jesus. When the real Jesus went to heaven to come back eventually.
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Jesus was raised from the dead and did not pass GO, went straight to heaven. Even the disciples did not recognize the jesus that popped up after the resurrection, neither did his mom. That should tell us right there something ain't right. Especially after the real Jesus warned them that it would occur.

Seems like the advocate never showed up, as promised because the fake jesus watered it down with distractions.
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Re: Mary Magdalene saw False Christ after resurrection?
The advocate did return and is still with us to this day.
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Re: Mary Magdalene saw False Christ after resurrection?
The advocate did return and is still with us to this day.
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Where are the hearings? and casting out of demons?
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Re: Mary Magdalene saw False Christ after resurrection?
The Holy Spirit is the advocate. The third person of the Holy Trinity.
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Re: Mary Magdalene saw False Christ after resurrection?
The Holy Spirit is the advocate. The third person of the Holy Trinity.
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Thats not what he said.
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Re: Mary Magdalene saw False Christ after resurrection?
The Holy Spirit is the advocate. The third person of the Holy Trinity.
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Thats not what he said.
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According to you.
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Re: Mary Magdalene saw False Christ after resurrection?
Many will claim to be Jesus, even the first day after he went to heaven. The advocate couldn't show up because they were following the wrong Christ from Easter Bunny Sunday to now, during egg hunting parties.
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Re: Mary Magdalene saw False Christ after resurrection?
The Holy Spirit is the advocate. The third person of the Holy Trinity.
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Thats not what he said.
 Quoting: War Eagle


According to you.
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You are not correct.
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Re: Mary Magdalene saw False Christ after resurrection?
Many will claim to be Jesus, even the first day after he went to heaven. The advocate couldn't show up because they were following the wrong Christ from Easter Bunny Sunday to now, during egg hunting parties.
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Good luck with your beliefs my friend. Peace
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Re: Mary Magdalene saw False Christ after resurrection?
Many will claim to be Jesus, even the first day after he went to heaven. The advocate couldn't show up because they were following the wrong Christ from Easter Bunny Sunday to now, during egg hunting parties.
 Quoting: War Eagle

Jesus revealed the Father ,an open family without numbers, not a closed trinity of three.
The advocate never got the chance to speak what he has heard, or condemn the prince of this world. The easter bunny.
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Re: Mary Magdalene saw False Christ after resurrection?
Many will claim to be Jesus, even the first day after he went to heaven. The advocate couldn't show up because they were following the wrong Christ from Easter Bunny Sunday to now, during egg hunting parties.
 Quoting: War Eagle


Good luck with your beliefs my friend. Peace
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Happy easter egg hunting.
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Re: Mary Magdalene saw False Christ after resurrection?
Bullshit. She saw the real thing. You could only be so lucky.
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Re: Mary Magdalene saw False Christ after resurrection?
Mat 24 is talking about the great tribulation or the day of the lord. Basically whats happening in the world now, and will happen soon.
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Re: Mary Magdalene saw False Christ after resurrection?
Bullshit. She saw the real thing. You could only be so lucky.
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she did not recognize him. Even after Jesus said that false christ would appear. No one thought it would occur the first hour!
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Re: Mary Magdalene saw False Christ after resurrection?
Mat 24 is talking about the great tribulation or the day of the lord. Basically whats happening in the world now, and will happen soon.
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I will ask the advocate. Wait he is not here, oh gosh we have a trinity now, and they left out the advocate, darn.
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Re: Mary Magdalene saw False Christ after resurrection?
Bullshit. She saw the real thing. You could only be so lucky.
 Quoting: Rebecca 56227244

She did not recognize him. Neither did his friends.

Come on if Jesus says when I come back it will be as a light in the sky not a stranger walking down a worn out path in the dark.

The repercussion mean that the entire western world has built a false religion with no healings or miracles. Instead we have bewildered slaves left with Santa Claus and meaningless slogans, saying believe, instead they should be moving mountains, and condemning evil, and putting fear in politicians.
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Re: Mary Magdalene saw False Christ after resurrection?
Jesus said in Mat 24 that false christ would show up claiming to be Jesus. In fact Jesus said he would be leaving not coming back after the 3 days. He said the next time they would see him would be as the light rising from the east.

So it seems the very first thing Jesus warned about occurred, the false Jesus showed up doing wonders and other feats. Exactly what the real Jesus warned about. Someone showing up with great powers claiming to be Jesus. When the real Jesus went to heaven to come back eventually.
 Quoting: War Eagle


Gotta read the rest of the story before you run off a cliff with bad dreams
Worry is a misuse of the imagination.
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Re: Mary Magdalene saw False Christ after resurrection?
Jesus was raised from the dead and did not pass GO, went straight to heaven. Even the disciples did not recognize the jesus that popped up after the resurrection, neither did his mom. 1rof1 That should tell us right there something ain't right. Especially after the real Jesus warned them that it would occur.

Seems like the advocate never showed up, as promised because the fake jesus watered it down with distractions.
 Quoting: War Eagle


Dude you are crazy I was laughing so hard..this is a classic
1 But these took this counsel among themselves, that they would leave the multitude of the heathen, and go forth into a further country, where never mankind dwelt,
42 That they might there keep their statutes, which they never kept in their own land.
43 And they entered into Euphrates by the narrow places of the river.
44 For the most High then shewed signs for them, and held still the flood, till they were passed over.
45 For through that country there was a great way to go, namely, of a year and a half: and the same region is called Arsareth.
46 Then dwelt they there until the latter time; and now when they shall begin to come,
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Re: Mary Magdalene saw False Christ after resurrection?
Bullshit. She saw the real thing. You could only be so lucky.
 Quoting: Rebecca 56227244

She did not recognize him. Neither did his friends.

Come on if Jesus says when I come back it will be as a light in the sky not a stranger walking down a worn out path in the dark.

The repercussion mean that the entire western world has built a false religion with no healings or miracles. Instead we have bewildered slaves left with Santa Claus and meaningless slogans 1rof1, saying believe, instead they should be moving mountains, and condemning evil, and putting fear in politicians.
 Quoting: War Eagle


You are to funny
1 But these took this counsel among themselves, that they would leave the multitude of the heathen, and go forth into a further country, where never mankind dwelt,
42 That they might there keep their statutes, which they never kept in their own land.
43 And they entered into Euphrates by the narrow places of the river.
44 For the most High then shewed signs for them, and held still the flood, till they were passed over.
45 For through that country there was a great way to go, namely, of a year and a half: and the same region is called Arsareth.
46 Then dwelt they there until the latter time; and now when they shall begin to come,
:knoup:
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Re: Mary Magdalene saw False Christ after resurrection?
Bullshit. She saw the real thing. You could only be so lucky.
 Quoting: Rebecca 56227244

She did not recognize him. Neither did his friends.

Come on if Jesus says when I come back it will be as a light in the sky not a stranger walking down a worn out path in the dark.

The repercussion mean that the entire western world has built a false religion with no healings or miracles. Instead we have bewildered slaves left with Santa Claus and meaningless slogans 1rof1, saying believe, instead they should be moving mountains, and condemning evil, and putting fear in politicians.
 Quoting: War Eagle


You are to funny
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May the Easter bunny lay eggs for you, and Santa bring all your toys.
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Re: Mary Magdalene saw False Christ after resurrection?
It was either ancient blue beam tech or reality photoshopped.
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Re: Mary Magdalene saw False Christ after resurrection?
It was either ancient blue beam tech or reality photoshopped.
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It means everything written about Jesus after he left earth is not correct or accurate. The Advocate, the real power to perform miracles, cure sickness, and command the devil are hidden from humanity.

What is scary is Jesus foretold it, and it happened even before he was cold,
and no one has ever grasped its meaning.
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Re: Mary Magdalene saw False Christ after resurrection?
It was either ancient blue beam tech or reality photoshopped.
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It means everything written about Jesus after he left earth is not correct or accurate. The Advocate, the real power to perform miracles, cure sickness, and command the devil are hidden from humanity.

What is scary is Jesus foretold it, and it happened even before he was cold,
and no one has ever grasped its meaning.
 Quoting: War Eagle


Jesus said he would of to heaven and return, not travel back and forth several times for 40 days. Jesus said he was going away, and return at the end of the age. Not return several times and then leave. Even the pope never figured that out, the masons don't know that secret either.
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Re: Mary Magdalene saw False Christ after resurrection?
Elijah must return and warn before Jesus returns, not the Baptist, methodist, or catholics. No two witnesses, no revelation, no Paul or Peter, they all dropped the ball. They forgot Jesus last warning just like we all have, especially the Pope.
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Re: Mary Magdalene saw False Christ after resurrection?
Peyote?
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Re: Mary Magdalene saw False Christ after resurrection?
Peyote?
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The original message of Jesus was a warning to ignore anyone that claims to be him. How plain can he be ? Thats they first thing that occurred,

Only the devil would lay out in detail a prophetic vision of what the devil will do to mankind. Devil blames it on god. Think about it, Jesus lays out a detailed vision of the future in revelation? God and the angels are pouring out vials of destruction. Wrong IT is the devil. The Devil is worried about the anti devil showing up and kicking him out.
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Re: Mary Magdalene saw False Christ after resurrection?
"Hey John psst" , "I got a message for you, write it down" So John writes down the vision from someone claiming to be Jesus, exactly what Jesus warned NOT to do.
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Re: Mary Magdalene saw False Christ after resurrection?
There will be false christ, and folks claiming to be me, ignore them, No one knows when I will come back. Oh yeah, It is 3 days not 1-1/2. Damn, I need to find some disciples that can count. I will go straight to heaven, I am not coming back till it is time. If you see someone claiming to be me, and he looks different, that ain't me, Remember 3 days, got it Mary.
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Re: Mary Magdalene saw False Christ after resurrection?
This story is guaranteed to shake your faith. It predates the New Testament.

Joshua Ben Gamla and his wife Martha daughter of Boethus
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Re: Mary Magdalene saw False Christ after resurrection?
Get it through your heads people. Jesus loved whores.

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