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its my 21st birthday! pretty shitty!

 
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its my 21st birthday! pretty shitty!
im upstairs having a beer while the women I love is downstairs. ive known her for a long time and we've been together for 3 years. shes like me. she understands this world, im an ex addict (she did drugs with me too but we quit "together" with me a little behind her, we now only use marijuana, alcohol and psychedelics(mainly me on the psychedelics and alcohol) I will not lie, I have called her some nasty names and she returns the favor but I am in no way ready to give this up. idk if its made me too emotional but damn do I love her. she truly can make my day with just a smile and a hug. idk I just kinda wanted to vent. thanks glp!

no fucked up things would be nice but its glp and I expect it
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So go downstairs and TELL HER THIS, dumbass, instead of telling a bunch of strangers on the Internet.
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So go downstairs and TELL HER THIS, dumbass, instead of telling a bunch of strangers on the Internet.
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THIS^^^^. Tell her, not us.
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BTW: Happy Birthday, make it a good one.
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Maybe you should propose to her right here and know.
Go down on one knee, cry if you have to.

Soon you'll be in your mid-60s staring down your 70's wondering WtF just happened? You'll start second guessing your life wasted.

Time flies, seize opportunity to surround yourself with your loved ones telling them you love them.
Don't be an ungrateful lazy slob!
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Alcohol ruined my marriage to the only woman I'll probably ever love.

The funny thing is everyone is thinking I'm the drunk right now but it was her. She was and still is an alcoholic. She wanted to spend every night after work and every day on the weekends in the bar. We easily spent $400-500 a week in that shithole bar.

I was not much better but I loved her and wanted to spend time with her so I went along with it for years. When I decided I didn't want to live like that anymore and wanted her to slow down a little bit our relationship was over.

Even when we stayed home or had people out to our house she would get shitfaced.

We had some of the nastiest fights and had no idea what we fought about the next day. She would fuck something up in the house and blame me. She burned a huge hole in our new sofa one night when we had friends over. The next day our friends were out again and she started yelling at me about the hole and my friend's wife said "you did that". Too funny

My point is that as long as you let drinking and drug use get out of hand to the point where you lose control of your thought process you will never have a good relationship. If your girl is ready to chill and you don't want to lose her you should probably chill too.

A woman is much better to hold than a bottle.

Happy birthday. I hope you are in a position to enjoy your life now but always plan for tomorrow. You don't want to lose someone who is that important to you.

Peace

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Last Edited by Founders Fan on 04/03/2014 09:59 PM
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Maybe you should propose to her right here and know.
Go down on one knee, cry if you have to.

Soon you'll be in your mid-60s staring down your 70's wondering WtF just happened? You'll start second guessing your life wasted.

Time flies, seize opportunity to surround yourself with your loved ones telling them you love them.
Don't be an ungrateful lazy slob!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55618316


"cry if you have to.
"

You are not a man. Please turn in your man card asap.
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Maybe you should propose to her right here and know.
Go down on one knee, cry if you have to.

Soon you'll be in your mid-60s staring down your 70's wondering WtF just happened? You'll start second guessing your life wasted.

Time flies, seize opportunity to surround yourself with your loved ones telling them you love them.
Don't be an ungrateful lazy slob!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55618316


"cry if you have to.
"

You are not a man. Please turn in your man card asap.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24305241


LOL
If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.

Bob Marley

“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.”
THOMAS PAINE (1737-1809)

Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one. Bruce Lee
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Re: its my 21st birthday! pretty shitty!
Alcohol ruined my marriage to the only woman I'll probably ever love.

The funny thing is everyone is thinking I'm the drunk right now but it was her. She was and still is an alcoholic. She wanted to spend every night after work and every day on the weekends in the bar. We easily spent $400-500 a week in that shithole bar.

I was not much better but I loved her and wanted to spend time with her so I went along with it for years. When I decided I didn't want to live like that anymore and wanted her to slow down a little bit our relationship was over.

Even when we stayed home or had people out to our house she would get shitfaced.

We had some of the nastiest fights and had no idea what we fought about the next day. She would fuck something up in the house and blame me. She burned a huge hole in our new sofa one night when we had friends over. The next day our friends were out again and she started yelling at me about the hole and my friend's wife said "you did that". Too funny

My point is that as long as you let drinking and drug use get out of hand to the point where you lose control of your thought process you will never have a good relationship. If your girl is ready to chill and you don't want to lose her you should probably chill too.

A woman is much better to hold than a bottle.

Happy birthday. I hope you are in a position to enjoy your life now but always plan for tomorrow. You don't want to lose someone who is that important to you.

Peace

:cool snake:
 Quoting: Founders Fan


Wow
Your story reminds me of that movie "barfly" with (your wife) as Faye Dunaway and (you) as Micky Rourke.
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you'r an ex addict but still use drugs....okay then

This is what you call denial.
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Happy Birthday fellow Aries!
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21 and on GLP ????


LOSER !!! Get a life
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Re: its my 21st birthday! pretty shitty!
im upstairs having a beer while the women I love is downstairs. ive known her for a long time and we've been together for 3 years. shes like me. she understands this world, im an ex addict (she did drugs with me too but we quit "together" with me a little behind her, we now only use marijuana, alcohol and psychedelics(mainly me on the psychedelics and alcohol) I will not lie, I have called her some nasty names and she returns the favor but I am in no way ready to give this up. idk if its made me too emotional but damn do I love her. she truly can make my day with just a smile and a hug. idk I just kinda wanted to vent. thanks glp!

no fucked up things would be nice but its glp and I expect it
 Quoting: jrdy787


So you're a 21 year old who, uses marijuana, alcohol and psychedelics.

You sound like a real winner.


Last Edited by Juggalo on 04/03/2014 11:49 PM
Winners Always Win
losers always lose
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21 and on GLP ????


LOSER !!! Get a life
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No, no, no, GLP is good for the young folks. They can see in short order just how fucked up the world is and maybe realize that it is best to......

>JUST SAY NO TO BULLSHIT<

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I'm not sure you understand how being an ex addict works. And if you love this woman go tell her and show her! Not us folks here on GLP.


Well, happy birthday anyway. 5a
you're nearly a laugh, but you're really a cry.
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Happy Birthday
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Happy Birthday!
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Happy bday
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. She stands there with the bulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
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LOL


tell her to make your dick smell like duck dynasty
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LOL… man oh man.
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LOL


tell her to make your dick smell like duck dynasty
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LOL
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I cannot recommend someone like that...

But happy birthday!!!

LEt's PARTY
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Ahh...young lovers.

Go up to her and look deep into her eyes and be like


I want you
[link to nextgenfmradio.com] All night dance party yeah!

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Happy birthday!

But go down to your girlfriend and give her a loving night to remember.
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Ahh...young lovers.

Go up to her and look deep into her eyes and be like


I want you
 Quoting: Astral Goat


quack quack kim jong
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I was in chemotherapy on my 21st birthday. Cry me a fucking river, shunshine. Nut up...put down the blunt take a shower and ask her out. Pussy.
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So.

How hot is she?

x out of 10
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