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When The Real SHTF Occurs, What Should We Do With All The Dead Bodies In Our Neighborhood?

 
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You've got to bury them. Burning takes too much fuel. If there is a large uninhabited area nearby, you could just take the corpses there and drop them off for the local wildlife to feast on.

But you can't leave dead bodies lying around because of the disease risk. The grave doesn't need to be too deep, and you can put more than one corpse in the same hole.
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Are you thinking of having other people transporting the bodies, and other people digging the shallow holes?
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I live in a rural area so I'm not too worried, few neighbors here and there, but if it came down to a fight it would be pretty easy to throw all the corpses in a house (downwind of course) and light it with a match. Houses are extremely flammable and work better than just pouring gasoline on bodies outside. A ready made funeral pyre so to speak.
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Do you have a nearby golf course?
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Give the bodies to the guy ringing a bell and yelling "Bring out your dead!"....he comes around twice a week...
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In our area there would be no issue of fuel for burning, it would be wood and used motor oil in one of the many dry limestone quarries. The thing that gets me is even though it would be plenty easy to get the body to said place to burn in said way with a hand drawn cart. Someone has to do it. And you have no idea what kind of pathogens the body might be a vector for. I know I would not want any of my loved ones handling a strangers body. Holy cow that is a nightmare right there.
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You've got to bury them. Burning takes too much fuel. If there is a large uninhabited area nearby, you could just take the corpses there and drop them off for the local wildlife to feast on.

But you can't leave dead bodies lying around because of the disease risk. The grave doesn't need to be too deep, and you can put more than one corpse in the same hole.
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Are you thinking of having other people transporting the bodies, and other people digging the shallow holes?
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I can't but notice your reluctance to post your own solutions
Just more smart ass quips time and time again.

Will bodies not be an issue for you;because you will be spending all your SHTF time where you do now..mommys basement?

Just minus the World of Warcraft post SHTF right?
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In our area there would be no issue of fuel for burning, it would be wood and used motor oil in one of the many dry limestone quarries. The thing that gets me is even though it would be plenty easy to get the body to said place to burn in said way with a hand drawn cart. Someone has to do it. And you have no idea what kind of pathogens the body might be a vector for. I know I would not want any of my loved ones handling a strangers body. Holy cow that is a nightmare right there.
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Do you have such a hand cart, and PPE (personal protective equipment) to protect yourself and your loved ones from the escaping and spreading pathogenic body fluids you will be handling?

Who will launder your contaminated clothes, and with what?
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people used to bury their dead 6 feet deep, so grave robbers wouldn't dig them up.

they used to bury them with their gold and silver and stuff, because they loved them so much, they didn't want it. they didn't want anything like that.
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You've got to bury them. Burning takes too much fuel. If there is a large uninhabited area nearby, you could just take the corpses there and drop them off for the local wildlife to feast on.

But you can't leave dead bodies lying around because of the disease risk. The grave doesn't need to be too deep, and you can put more than one corpse in the same hole.
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Are you thinking of having other people transporting the bodies, and other people digging the shallow holes?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56549099


I can't but notice your reluctance to post your own solutions
Just more smart ass quips time and time again.

Will bodies not be an issue for you;because you will be spending all your SHTF time where you do now..mommys basement?

Just minus the World of Warcraft post SHTF right?
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Are you transmitting your own factual uncertainties onto what you believe are my "smart ass quips?"

Which of my "quips" are unrelated to stark reality? Speak up with strength and surety.
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people used to bury their dead 6 feet deep, so grave robbers wouldn't dig them up.

they used to bury them with their gold and silver and stuff, because they loved them so much, they didn't want it. they didn't want anything like that.
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Are you either experienced at or prepared to dig 6 foot deep graves for the dead strangers lying shot in front of your residence?
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You've got to bury them. Burning takes too much fuel. If there is a large uninhabited area nearby, you could just take the corpses there and drop them off for the local wildlife to feast on.

But you can't leave dead bodies lying around because of the disease risk. The grave doesn't need to be too deep, and you can put more than one corpse in the same hole.
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Are you thinking of having other people transporting the bodies, and other people digging the shallow holes?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56549099


I can't but notice your reluctance to post your own solutions
Just more smart ass quips time and time again.

Will bodies not be an issue for you;because you will be spending all your SHTF time where you do now..mommys basement?

Just minus the World of Warcraft post SHTF right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56555713


Are you transmitting your own factual uncertainties onto what you believe are my "smart ass quips?"

Which of my "quips" are unrelated to stark reality? Speak up with strength and surety.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56549099


You blather on too much kid.
Now I'll ask again,seeing as you seem to be rather learning impaired.What would you be doing with all the bodies that will be around come SHTF?
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I cannot believe none of the ever yapping Doom Tards in here have thought of this. There will be no place to "Bug Out" to. Nowhere to go and stay. There is no "forest," no "woods," no "mountain hideout" which can support the self described White Survival Guys with their high maintenance White Women/Wives, and their weak and spoiled children

That means the only place having life sustaining resources and any remnant of domestic function is your current house/property. And, that means those with firearms and lots of ammunition will be shooting the rampaging fools and minorities right outside of our front door and the boarded up windows.

That means somebody, not the "Police," not the "Ambulances," not the "City Road Kill Truck," will have to dispose of the bloody and rotting carcases:

1.) Leave them as they lay to rot and putrify?
2.) Hope the urban cayotes and ravens eat them over the next few months?
3.) Find a vacant lot and pile them up?
4.) Ask "The City" or "The County" to dig a conveniently sited common pit where you can take them by wheel barrow or car trunk?
5.) Douse them with gas (from where?) and "just burn them up?" (The stupidest of women will think of this.)
6.) Become cannibals?
7.) Toss them in the neighbor's yard?
8.) "Let some one else "take care of the problem, somebody will do it?" (The metrosexuals and the slacker Emos will say this.)
9.) Toss them into some vacant building?
10.) Dig individual graves in order to "respect the dead because we are a Christian Nation?"

Let's hear some good answers. You young people should speak up. It is gping to be your problem some day.

Lol.
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Freeze them for consumption later. Survival of the fittest and... They taste like chicken.
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In our area there would be no issue of fuel for burning, it would be wood and used motor oil in one of the many dry limestone quarries. The thing that gets me is even though it would be plenty easy to get the body to said place to burn in said way with a hand drawn cart. Someone has to do it. And you have no idea what kind of pathogens the body might be a vector for. I know I would not want any of my loved ones handling a strangers body. Holy cow that is a nightmare right there.
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Do you have such a hand cart, and PPE (personal protective equipment) to protect yourself and your loved ones from the escaping and spreading pathogenic body fluids you will be handling?

Who will launder your contaminated clothes, and with what?
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I think as I have said I found this to be a nightmare ( even with the hazmat gloves and masks I got a few days ago. You would be better served answer as others asked. What would you do?
And yes I have a hand cart And if need be could build another two in a day. Who the hell can't build a damn hand cart out of scrap laying around?

But be that as it may yes the issue would have to be addressed without a doubt in all areas in all their diversity.
From the rural that I am to the inner cities it would have to have an answer. Could the top of a multi story parking complex be used like a silent tower in the inner city? Or a drained pool and motor oil be used as a pit/Roman style crematorium? No matter what is used someone will have to take the bodies there. Rickshaw is likely to be the best answer to transport but again that is in fact exposing people.
I can tell you if tonight it came with out me having a minute more to get ready my answer would be in my boxes of surgical gloves, contractors bags, surgical masks and ductape. I would save the hazmat gloves for other things I and I would move the bodies myself rather than worry for my loved ones.
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I would imagine the disposal would be similar to what my Grandmother described to me when she lived through the Spanish Flu Pandemic in Philadelphia in 1918.

A lot of her neighbors died. They were left in boxes on front porches and wagons came to collect them and then mass burials in fields occurred.

Even if things were in a state of chaos, that would be the 1st order of business.
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Op, is going to be doing the same thing everyone is. Crying in self pitty, shitting his pants, vomiting and praying for death. He/she will envy the dead. it won't be so goddamn funny when he or she is faced with it. You know nothing about death Op. It will be better to go in the initial shtf.
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Are you thinking of having other people transporting the bodies, and other people digging the shallow holes?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56549099


I can't but notice your reluctance to post your own solutions
Just more smart ass quips time and time again.

Will bodies not be an issue for you;because you will be spending all your SHTF time where you do now..mommys basement?

Just minus the World of Warcraft post SHTF right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56555713


Are you transmitting your own factual uncertainties onto what you believe are my "smart ass quips?"

Which of my "quips" are unrelated to stark reality? Speak up with strength and surety.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56549099


You blather on too much kid.
Now I'll ask again,seeing as you seem to be rather learning impaired.What would you be doing with all the bodies that will be around come SHTF?
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I will understand your weak and divergent response to indicate an affirmative to my question, Precious Heart.

Do-nothing urbanites as yourself indeed do well to ask all parties for advise upon this issue of corpse disposal after executing rampaging foragers and minorities.

1.) Form today or soon a community government and plan for corpse disposal.

2.) Identify and procure use of any available prospective burial or cremation sites.

3.) Research historic accounts of how this problem was handled, i.e. The French Revolution.

4.) Consult with the technical expertisse of currently operating mortuaries which may have recommendations for corpse disposal during times of resource deficiencies.

5.) Consult with local mental health providers who might be able to identify and preposition laborers with appropriate mental illness profiles to remain task oriented for prolonged efforts at corpse handling.

6.) Organize panty waiste people as yourselves to fabricate and provide the best personal protective equipment for the corpse handlers, as well as providing personal hygiene services for these dedicated and hard working corpse handlers.

7.) Force the communitie's high maintenance and babbling women to feed and house the corpse handlers.

Let me know how you intuitively and emotionally resonate with all of this, Reginald.
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Op, is going to be doing the same thing everyone is. Crying in self pitty, shitting his pants, vomiting and praying for death. He/she will envy the dead. it won't be so goddamn funny when he or she is faced with it. You know nothing about death Op. It will be better to go in the initial shtf.
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Is there a reason you need to fall apart during this discussion, and resort to weak ad hominem? Did I disrespect your ... sensitivities?

Step up like a true Urban Genius, and tell us what you personally will do when corpses appear within smelling distance of your abode.

Do not be weak about this.
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I would imagine the disposal would be similar to what my Grandmother described to me when she lived through the Spanish Flu Pandemic in Philadelphia in 1918.

A lot of her neighbors died. They were left in boxes on front porches and wagons came to collect them and then mass burials in fields occurred.

Even if things were in a state of chaos, that would be the 1st order of business.
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Your grandmother lived within an intact economy and a functioning government. This discussion is about corpse disposal when both are gone, or at least minimal.

Do you understand what I am describing in brief for you?
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There's no perfect option, but only options based on the situation and things at your disposal. In a situation that the bodies in your location are piling up slowly, due to starvation, general illness, etc, it may be feasible to deal with each body on an individual basis. This would make relocating the bodies down wind of your location, or digging individual graves an option.
If we are talking hundreds, or thousands of sudden deaths from fighting/war, natural disaster, etc, the bodies have to be dealt with en mass. Burial is not really an option here, UNLESS you are fortunate enough to have fuel and machinery available. Digging by hand is not exactly feasible in a mass die off scenario, because without a lot of available man power, the bodies will start decaying and become a health hazard, before this can be completed. If you have a well flowing river near by, drop the bodies in and let them float downstream. Just make sure the drop location is downstream of where you gather water. And I pity anyone downstream, that doesn't have a filtration system.
If this river missed your city, and you have neither machine or man power to deal with a mass die off, I hope you have plenty of matches. Cause fire is the only option. First, locate a house(s), or other burnable buildings, down wind of your location, and relocate the bodies into the buildings. If you have something like gasoline, oil, propane, or even natural gas at your disposal, it's your lucky day. But it would be smarter to save those for other uses. It's not hard to make a building burn. Remember, fire burns most efficiently upward. Lean things like couches and mattresses, up against the inner walls of the building, and light them at the bottom. Any thing else that is flammable, like wooden dressers or doors, can be added on top, so the fire burns hot and sustainable enough to send the building up in flames. From there, just pray the wind keeps blowing in your favor. But even if it doesn't, the smoke and stench of burnt corpses, will be gone much quicker, than if they were just let rot in the streets. This can also be dealt with by just avoiding affected areas, until the wind changes or the fire is finished.
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In our area there would be no issue of fuel for burning, it would be wood and used motor oil in one of the many dry limestone quarries. The thing that gets me is even though it would be plenty easy to get the body to said place to burn in said way with a hand drawn cart. Someone has to do it. And you have no idea what kind of pathogens the body might be a vector for. I know I would not want any of my loved ones handling a strangers body. Holy cow that is a nightmare right there.
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Do you have such a hand cart, and PPE (personal protective equipment) to protect yourself and your loved ones from the escaping and spreading pathogenic body fluids you will be handling?

Who will launder your contaminated clothes, and with what?
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I think as I have said I found this to be a nightmare ( even with the hazmat gloves and masks I got a few days ago. You would be better served answer as others asked. What would you do?
And yes I have a hand cart And if need be could build another two in a day. Who the hell can't build a damn hand cart out of scrap laying around?

But be that as it may yes the issue would have to be addressed without a doubt in all areas in all their diversity.
From the rural that I am to the inner cities it would have to have an answer. Could the top of a multi story parking complex be used like a silent tower in the inner city? Or a drained pool and motor oil be used as a pit/Roman style crematorium? No matter what is used someone will have to take the bodies there. Rickshaw is likely to be the best answer to transport but again that is in fact exposing people.
I can tell you if tonight it came with out me having a minute more to get ready my answer would be in my boxes of surgical gloves, contractors bags, surgical masks and ductape. I would save the hazmat gloves for other things I and I would move the bodies myself rather than worry for my loved ones.
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Are you unable to say where and how the corpse disposal will occur?

Remember, you have relatives in the cities with the same potential problems. Perhaps you might take a few minutes to call them for discussion, or plan a solution some time with them over dinner.

Urbane and insightful discussions are most useful, aren't they?
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There's no perfect option, but only options based on the situation and things at your disposal. In a situation that the bodies in your location are piling up slowly, due to starvation, general illness, etc, it may be feasible to deal with each body on an individual basis. This would make relocating the bodies down wind of your location, or digging individual graves an option.
If we are talking hundreds, or thousands of sudden deaths from fighting/war, natural disaster, etc, the bodies have to be dealt with en mass. Burial is not really an option here, UNLESS you are fortunate enough to have fuel and machinery available. Digging by hand is not exactly feasible in a mass die off scenario, because without a lot of available man power, the bodies will start decaying and become a health hazard, before this can be completed. If you have a well flowing river near by, drop the bodies in and let them float downstream. Just make sure the drop location is downstream of where you gather water. And I pity anyone downstream, that doesn't have a filtration system.
If this river missed your city, and you have neither machine or man power to deal with a mass die off, I hope you have plenty of matches. Cause fire is the only option. First, locate a house(s), or other burnable buildings, down wind of your location, and relocate the bodies into the buildings. If you have something like gasoline, oil, propane, or even natural gas at your disposal, it's your lucky day. But it would be smarter to save those for other uses. It's not hard to make a building burn. Remember, fire burns most efficiently upward. Lean things like couches and mattresses, up against the inner walls of the building, and light them at the bottom. Any thing else that is flammable, like wooden dressers or doors, can be added on top, so the fire burns hot and sustainable enough to send the building up in flames. From there, just pray the wind keeps blowing in your favor. But even if it doesn't, the smoke and stench of burnt corpses, will be gone much quicker, than if they were just let rot in the streets. This can also be dealt with by just avoiding affected areas, until the wind changes or the fire is finished.
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Have you ever done any of this you have described, breaking a sweat in the process, or are you merely offering chatty advice?
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I can't but notice your reluctance to post your own solutions
Just more smart ass quips time and time again.

Will bodies not be an issue for you;because you will be spending all your SHTF time where you do now..mommys basement?

Just minus the World of Warcraft post SHTF right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56555713


Are you transmitting your own factual uncertainties onto what you believe are my "smart ass quips?"

Which of my "quips" are unrelated to stark reality? Speak up with strength and surety.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56549099


You blather on too much kid.
Now I'll ask again,seeing as you seem to be rather learning impaired.What would you be doing with all the bodies that will be around come SHTF?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56555713


I will understand your weak and divergent response to indicate an affirmative to my question, Precious Heart.

Do-nothing urbanites as yourself indeed do well to ask all parties for advise upon this issue of corpse disposal after executing rampaging foragers and minorities.

1.) Form today or soon a community government and plan for corpse disposal.

2.) Identify and procure use of any available prospective burial or cremation sites.

3.) Research historic accounts of how this problem was handled, i.e. The French Revolution.

4.) Consult with the technical expertisse of currently operating mortuaries which may have recommendations for corpse disposal during times of resource deficiencies.

5.) Consult with local mental health providers who might be able to identify and preposition laborers with appropriate mental illness profiles to remain task oriented for prolonged efforts at corpse handling.

6.) Organize panty waiste people as yourselves to fabricate and provide the best personal protective equipment for the corpse handlers, as well as providing personal hygiene services for these dedicated and hard working corpse handlers.

7.) Force the communitie's high maintenance and babbling women to feed and house the corpse handlers.

Let me know how you intuitively and emotionally resonate with all of this, Reginald.
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I already made it clear that I live in the sticks.
Apparently reading comprehension is also above your abilities Reggie ol boy.So I suppose everything else you say is misguided as well.

But perhaps you can entertain me for a moment longer.How would you suggest we get large numbers of people to go along with your power point presentation above.

Are you not aware that the vast majority of people that live around you are likely sheeple?Ones that will never believe anything will happen until it actually does.

Of course one would love to live in your imaginary neighbor hood.Where scores of people would be willing to get together and carry out a plan such as above.However we are talking about reality here fella.And not some perfect communal fantasy world you wrote about,on the toilet while on break from World of Warcraft.
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This is what I was taught to control corpses in a hurry without digging equipment.
Use old tires to make a large pad. Put kindling into the tires. If you can spare it put some diesel fuel in a hand sprayer and a little in the tires. Stack a double layer of bodies. Put on a top layer of tires. Light a fire in the kindling and spray the flames with the sprayer. The fire will quickly become very intense and as long as bodies are thrown in the fire it will keep burning. I have made large burns this way that what on for weeks. So large the clouds would be effected by the up stream.
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Are you unable to say where and how the corpse disposal will occur?

Remember, you have relatives in the cities with the same potential problems. Perhaps you might take a few minutes to call them for discussion, or plan a solution some time with them over dinner.

Urbane and insightful discussions are most useful, aren't they?
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Actually I did say how they would occur. And no I do not actually have relatives in any cities. I will admit to having a few friends in cities. But I hardly think this would be something they would wish to talk about over dinner. Well I used to have one friend that would likely be fine with talking about this over dinner.

ANYWAY

As I stated about how they would occur in my area. They would be hand carted to said dry limestone quarry ( of which there are 100's to choose from) where the plentiful amount of deadfall and brush would be utilized with old used motor oil ( 1,000's of gallons just hang out everywhere) and be burnt to a nice crispy germ free doneness.

Again in inner cities. Someone will need to have surgical gloves and masks as well as duct tape and contractors bags and move the bodies to either a place like the top of a parking complex for the vultures clean up ( a la silent towers of India) or a drained pool again with scrap wood and used motor oil to do the deed.

Really anyone that is prepped enough o not be the body on the step should have gloves masks bags and duct tape already in their supplies. They might have to build them a rickshaw but that is not a hard thing to do.
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I can't but notice your reluctance to post your own solutions
Just more smart ass quips time and time again.

Will bodies not be an issue for you;because you will be spending all your SHTF time where you do now..mommys basement?

Just minus the World of Warcraft post SHTF right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56555713


Are you transmitting your own factual uncertainties onto what you believe are my "smart ass quips?"

Which of my "quips" are unrelated to stark reality? Speak up with strength and surety.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56549099


You blather on too much kid.
Now I'll ask again,seeing as you seem to be rather learning impaired.What would you be doing with all the bodies that will be around come SHTF?
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I will understand your weak and divergent response to indicate an affirmative to my question, Precious Heart.

Do-nothing urbanites as yourself indeed do well to ask all parties for advise upon this issue of corpse disposal after executing rampaging foragers and minorities.

1.) Form today or soon a community government and plan for corpse disposal.

2.) Identify and procure use of any available prospective burial or cremation sites.

3.) Research historic accounts of how this problem was handled, i.e. The French Revolution.

4.) Consult with the technical expertisse of currently operating mortuaries which may have recommendations for corpse disposal during times of resource deficiencies.

5.) Consult with local mental health providers who might be able to identify and preposition laborers with appropriate mental illness profiles to remain task oriented for prolonged efforts at corpse handling.

6.) Organize panty waiste people as yourselves to fabricate and provide the best personal protective equipment for the corpse handlers, as well as providing personal hygiene services for these dedicated and hard working corpse handlers.

7.) Force the communitie's high maintenance and babbling women to feed and house the corpse handlers.

Let me know how you intuitively and emotionally resonate with all of this, Reginald.
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I'm guessing we just need to live near you (OP) the massive amounts of hot air you spout should remedy any problem. However, I suspect you yourself will be one of those smelly corpses, you seem much like a person who knows EVERYTHING, but can do NOTHING.
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Re: When The Real SHTF Occurs, What Should We Do With All The Dead Bodies In Our Neighborhood?
TMTV.

Too much TV, dude. Go do something.
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Re: When The Real SHTF Occurs, What Should We Do With All The Dead Bodies In Our Neighborhood?
This is what I was taught to control corpses in a hurry without digging equipment.
Use old tires to make a large pad. Put kindling into the tires. If you can spare it put some diesel fuel in a hand sprayer and a little in the tires. Stack a double layer of bodies. Put on a top layer of tires. Light a fire in the kindling and spray the flames with the sprayer. The fire will quickly become very intense and as long as bodies are thrown in the fire it will keep burning. I have made large burns this way that what on for weeks. So large the clouds would be effected by the up stream.
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As horrifying as the thought of that many bodies would be that is a good plan, though I am also sure someone at the EPA just had a stroke reading it. I would switch in a SHTF type event to old oil in place of the fuel as I would not want to "waste" any of it. I live in a place with plenty of wood but tires would make for a longer burning fire in case of large number of bodies.

Oh and a very good ( though don't breath any of it)fire kindlen for this type of thing is old foam rubber. Found in call car seats couches ugly recliners everywhere and padded lawn furniture.
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britain has it covered with the wheelie bin and shop bins with enough for three to four people and lids that can be fused shut
and a black cross sprayed on them when full
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Re: When The Real SHTF Occurs, What Should We Do With All The Dead Bodies In Our Neighborhood?
didn't a jew nobel prize (also jew) winner created a system that turn corpses in a green liquid usable as fertilizer?

Some of this plants are already built and can dispose hundred of thousand corpse evreyday

I tell you that the others psycho juices are litterally sexually araused by the idea of turning gentiles into fertilizers.
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didn't a jew nobel prize (also jew) winner created a system that turn corpses in a green liquid usable as fertilizer?

Some of this plants are already built and can dispose hundred of thousand corpse evreyday

I tell you that the others psycho juices are litterally sexually araused by the idea of turning gentiles into fertilizers.
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I could have went the rest of my life without that idea. One step from Soylent Green.





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