HELP!!! Does anyone know Jesus' phone number? | |
fawnknudsen User ID: 88188 United States 06/22/2006 01:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Paradise (OP) User ID: 101502 United States 06/22/2006 01:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | uuhhhh . . . he has a direct line . . . but to where? Why doesn't Jesus answer His phone, is He too busy, or maybe He thinks we are telemarketers trying to interest Him in some timesharing or maybe He has blocked my number is He on the 'do not call my number' list. |
Paradise (OP) User ID: 101502 United States 06/22/2006 02:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | hhmmmmmmmm . . . . OK . . . nobody knows His number I'll try and find it for you cause all sorts of stuff is on the march GLP serves up the problems but where are the answers? demons are on the move all around the planet we need to get in touch with Jesus . . . one way or the other and get some answers. aloha and mahalo |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 4506 United States 06/22/2006 02:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Operator Give me information Information Give me long distance Long distance Give me heaven... (Two, three) Operator Information Give me Jesus on the line Operator Information I'd like to speak to a friend of mine Oh prayer is the number Faith is the exchange Heaven is the street And Jesus is his name Operator Information Please give me Jesus on the line Operator Information Won't you tell me why Tell me why Operator Information Don't try to tell me What number to call My mother used this number When I was very small And everytime she dialed it She always got 't call the Operator Information Please give me Jesus on the line Operator Information Please hurry if you can Oh Operator Information Please connect me With the man Don't worry 'bout the money You know I will pay the charge Just give me on the line I'm callin' from my heart Operator Information Please give me Jesus on the line Please give me Jesus on the line Won't you please - Give me Jesus Give me Jesus on the line Yeah! |
Finder User ID: 81539 United States 06/22/2006 02:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 4506 United States 06/22/2006 02:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Prayer is the number, faith the exchange, Heaven is the street and Jesus is His holy name. Oh, operator, information give me Jesus on the line. Oh, operator, information tell me why it's taking you so long. Oh, operator, information don't try to tell me what number to call. My momma told me and I know that it's true Trust in the Lord and He'll always be there for me and you. Oh, operator, information give me Jesus on the line. Oh, operator, information please help me if you can. Oh, operator, information can you tell me about God's plan. It ain't the money, 'cus I know I know that there's a cost. But my Jesus paid the price when He died on the cross. Oh, operator, information give me Jesus on the line. Give me Jesus on the line. Give me Jesus on the line. Give me Jesus on the line. |
Paradise (OP) User ID: 101502 United States 06/22/2006 02:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | when I call I keep getting an answering machine saying . . . please leave a message at the beep, and i leave the message but He hasn't returned my calls? Very frustrating. BTW I dialed the 666 and someone at a call center in India for Micrsoft answered. and I heard that Jesus was raised from the dead so I expect that He is able to certainly answer a telephone some coffins actually have a built in telephone to call out in case the person was buried . . . prematurely aloha |
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Paradise (OP) User ID: 101502 United States 06/22/2006 02:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 108694 Netherlands 06/22/2006 02:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
~Cactusleaf~ User ID: 505 Canada 06/22/2006 03:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Paradise (OP) User ID: 101502 United States 06/22/2006 03:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
~Cactusleaf~ User ID: 505 Canada 06/22/2006 03:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
2XSecretAgent User ID: 106977 United States 06/22/2006 03:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jesus' phone was disconnected after he didn't pay his bill for 3 months. Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. ------- There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots. ------- Contact: [email protected] |
Paradise (OP) User ID: 101502 United States 06/22/2006 03:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just called,said he was busy then hung up,wtf Quoting: ~Cactusleaf~that's what bothers me, is that He is too busy to answer the phone, which is why I'm hanging out at GLP trying to catch wind of what is going on, what crisis is brewing that He is too busy to take any calls now? i believe it has something to do with our neighbors from space and their intentions |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74646 Finland 06/22/2006 03:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Paradise (OP) User ID: 101502 United States 06/22/2006 03:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74646 i think i got a bad connection there with jah |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 88886 United States 06/22/2006 07:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] Read it carefully...your answer is at about the bottom of page 1..Enjoy |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 62661 United States 06/22/2006 07:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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The Angel of Death User ID: 106888 United States 06/22/2006 08:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 101502 United States 06/22/2006 10:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's a cell phone, and he got a crappy calling plan with not enough minutes. Quoting: The Angel of DeathAnd it doesn't come in so good at his house, but you can call him when he is at work (which isn't that often, the lazy hippie...) can someone please update the SIMM card in His cell |
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