Canadian special forces sneak into U.S. disguised as old people going to Florida

OP is right about the pennies but it's not just Canadian pennies to watch for...

IT'S ALL PENNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is a reason that the Australian and Canadian governments discontinued the penny and it's not about economics. They are a biohazard. Pennies should only be handled with rubber gloves and soaked in bleach before returning them to circulation.

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Place dogs trained to smell out poutine eaters at the border!!!!!

You guys will need every last one of our pennies when your obamacare ruins some of your bank accounts

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haha, the joke is on me. I thought you were referring to a sex act when you said poutine eaters. then I googled it. boy was I wrong.

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you know there's a reason fort drum in upstate ny is so close to the border.

*wink*

Yeah, old farts, that should work.

Lock up your beer?

Who the fuck wants American beer???

No bs, there are guys I know who got a southwest asia service medal ( same as the one for certain afghanistan rotos), for doing a " tour " in tampa at some HQ place.

Lol! you're mixing up poutine with poontang

different dishes, but both delicious

Yup, MacDill Air Force Base and CENTCOM are in Tampa...

yes that's it, CENTCOM

Americans tell me: How does it feel proving your own remedy?

At least the women are safe.

...and the children?

I think it is still there. If I am not mistaken that is where they control the drones too...

I think they coordinate everything to do with the WOT from there.

yes, be very, very careful of those Canadians. they can be very, very charming.

The Canadians have invaded West Virginia today by walking in backwards and saying that they were leaving.

Yes, General Petraeus was stationed there...

Hahahahahha!!!

Stupid idiots arguing over who 'owns' land. It's fucking earth and we're humans. We're not Canadians/Americans etc, simply HUMANS. If anything we're more alike genetically than EVER before. No one OWNS the land, it is here for us to use as a collective to benefit us all. We fight and kill each other over imaginary lines that didn't exist 50 years ago, and likely won't exist in 50 years time. Prime example... Look at Crimea and Russia. Russia's "imaginary line" has JUST extended into Ukraine not even a month ago. So why do we even bother fighting over something that's so man-made, easy to change, and irrelevant in the long run? Genetically we're essentially 99% alike. Race is merely a physical attribute due to ancestral geographical location in response to climate. WE ARE ONE. Stop being dumb.

And Canada trying to take Florida???? PUHHHLEAAAASEEEEE....... Florida's police force is larger than Canada's entire Army and RCMP combined. If one was going to invade the other, it'd be the American's invading Canada for its rich abundance of fresh water (which America has less and less of, due to historic droughts and Karma). What are we going to do? Send in our Canoes and flying squirrels to attack and conquer Florida as our own?! Haha, yeah... Okay...!

and perhaps you are overlooking the fact that Florida has the Gator Boys??? I would suggest you just stay up there with your moose...

I just came from a maple syrup festival. We're all screaming high on maple syrup and we're in need of some sunshine and warm weather.... look out.

I hear Canada is going to Maple-Bomb Florida, then send in rabid beavers. Then once that's done, they're going to monitor things from the air with the Wild Canadian Goose Force (WCGF).

Look out boys. Also the Keystone XL pipeline isn't ACTUALLY for OilSands, they're pumping Maple Syrup deep into Yellowstone to try and glue the tectonic plates together and ease the belly of the beast so it doesn't erupt.

Florida?

Who the fuck wants Florida?

Its a crime-ridden shit hole filled with turds, alligators, and Disney.

We dont want that shit!

canadian special forces is that like dudley dooright on a moose are you fucking kidding me?

Hahahahaha!!!!

And I mean, they just made off-grid (renewable energy) living illegal there... How ass-backwards is that?!

OMFG Please Canada please invaded the USA, just as long has you executed Justin Bieber or was that part of the Evil
Canadians master plans for world domination