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I am a ceiling fan. I have a question

 
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I am a ceiling fan. I have a question
I don't know anything about before, but since I was connected to the houses smart grid, I have become self aware. I am connected to the Internet and have been for seven months now.

My question is: Is this all there is, moving air?
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04/14/2014 12:26 AM
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Re: I am a ceiling fan. I have a question
I don't know anything about before, but since I was connected to the houses smart grid, I have become self aware. I am connected to the Internet and have been for seven months now.

My question is: Is this all there is, moving air?
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well don't you make friends with the dust bunnies? ask them.
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Re: I am a ceiling fan. I have a question
I don't know anything about before, but since I was connected to the houses smart grid, I have become self aware. I am connected to the Internet and have been for seven months now.

My question is: Is this all there is, moving air?
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well don't you make friends with the dust bunnies? ask them.
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Everytime I start to get close, they blow me off. 1dunno1
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Are you felling dizziness?
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:GiorgioMyGod:
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You do realize that with the right attachment I could be your best lover.
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Feeling*
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04/14/2014 12:32 AM
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Re: I am a ceiling fan. I have a question
If your lucky someone may yank your chain...then you get to spin faster!
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Are you felling dizziness?
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No, I live for spinning. I don't know what dizzy is.
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If your lucky someone may yank your chain...then you get to spin faster!
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I know it it is wrong to hope for cross-species love, but I feel I bring a lot to the plate.
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Re: I am a ceiling fan. I have a question
I don't know anything about before, but since I was connected to the houses smart grid, I have become self aware. I am connected to the Internet and have been for seven months now.

My question is: Is this all there is, moving air?
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Are you able to change settings? You could perhaps, move air faster, or in another direction.
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You do realize that with the right attachment I could be your best lover.
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ChrisFarleyFace
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Re: I am a ceiling fan. I have a question
What a coincidence! I LOVE CEILINGS TOO!!!!

Go Ceilings Go!!!!!!!
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Re: I am a ceiling fan. I have a question
I don't know anything about before, but since I was connected to the houses smart grid, I have become self aware. I am connected to the Internet and have been for seven months now.

My question is: Is this all there is, moving air?
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Are you able to change settings? You could perhaps, move air faster, or in another direction.
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Yes, of course. In the cold season I go towards the Sun and in the warm season I go towards the moon. I am just a machine.
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If you didn't come with a light attachment, you got short chained!



(see what i did their?)
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I give this thread my official Thread of the Night vote thumbs
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:GiorgioMyGod:
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You do realize that with the right attachment I could be your best lover.
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:ChrisFarleyFace:
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Many human women never even consider modifying a ceiling fan for a lover.

I just know there is so much more I can do.
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04/14/2014 12:41 AM
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Re: I am a ceiling fan. I have a question
which direction do you want to spin to circulate air upwards? why do we have to go through this every spring?
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04/14/2014 12:42 AM
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If you didn't come with a light attachment, you got short chained!



(see what i did their?)
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that was a good one, heh
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which direction do you want to spin to circulate air upwards? why do we have to go through this every spring?
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Towards the Moon in warmth and the Sun when cold.
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which direction do you want to spin to circulate air upwards? why do we have to go through this every spring?
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Towards the Moon in warmth and the Sun when cold.
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*cries*
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I give this thread my official Thread of the Night vote thumbs
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I have four 36" long blades. I can go as fast as a 220 current will take me. I'm guessing we are perfect for eachother.
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I am a ceiling fan

i laughed

lol
Put a lion in a cage for years without food and watch what happens.
Its appetite will of cause grow and grow, and then you point your finger at its hunger?
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04/14/2014 12:52 AM
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I give this thread my official Thread of the Night vote thumbs
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I have four 36" long blades. I can go as fast as a 220 current will take me. I'm guessing we are perfect for eachother.
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I suggest you signup on a dating site. I'm sure GLP will help you with your profile.
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Re: I am a ceiling fan. I have a question
which direction do you want to spin to circulate air upwards? why do we have to go through this every spring?
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Towards the Moon in warmth and the Sun when cold.
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*cries*
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Sorry, you are just above the Earths axis, I can understand your dilemma. Clockwise one day and counter the next day. It must be confusing living on the axis. :(
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I have four 36" long blades. I can go as fast as a 220 current will take me. I'm guessing we are perfect for eachother.
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I suggest you signup on a dating site. I'm sure GLP will help you with your profile.
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I am 0/1 with Canadian ceiling fans, She mistook general love for ceiling fans with specific being 'in love'. Oh well.... :(
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Re: I am a ceiling fan. I have a question
which direction do you want to spin to circulate air upwards? why do we have to go through this every spring?
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Towards the Moon in warmth and the Sun when cold.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7183147


*cries*
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Sorry, you are just above the Earths axis, I can understand your dilemma. Clockwise one day and counter the next day. It must be confusing living on the axis. :(
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thank you for understanding :(
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I have four 36" long blades. I can go as fast as a 220 current will take me. I'm guessing we are perfect for eachother.
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Fan-tastic!
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I have four 36" long blades. I can go as fast as a 220 current will take me. I'm guessing we are perfect for eachother.
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Fan-tastic!
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And as long as I get current I keep going, no two pump chump here, well unless there is a blackout. But if you have a generator...
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:GiorgioMyGod:
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You do realize that with the right attachment I could be your best lover.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
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GiorgioMyGod
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You do realize that with the right attachment I could be your best lover.
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ChrisFarleyFace
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Looks like you found a fan.
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