Accept No Substitutes

Anarchists need to sweeten their ice cream with pure sugar.

The crisis actors are moving into position. Tonight they were all very fascinated with a white Mustang with a black stripe. They looked it up on the internet, and they said it was "the Bomb". Does anybody use that kind of slang anymore? Some people just aren't that cool. Someone has to stop hiring crisis actors from the pool of rejects from American Idol. They don't know that I can see them. Something wicked this way comes. I have a seat, front and center.

Who can stand on the edge of time and gaze into the void. My Mustang is all white, and it is not 252. There is a strange gathering of birds, all shiny and new with numbers like 999 and 333. They will reveal themselves to all of you.

When the enemy strikes, who will receive the death blow?

There was another interesting headline in the La Crosse Tribune today. I’ve forgotten what it was, but it was about increasing surveillance. Watch that paper. It is possible that Rush was making an oblique reference to me today when he talked about an old incident. Old news. Clinton was walking along a beach and he found stones where there shouldn’t have been any. He arranged them in the form of a cross. Rush was talking about how the whole thing had been set up. The comment is apropos. The crises actors are setting up some sort of comedy. I think it should be a gass. I intend to have fun with it, and my friends will help me, but I don’t want to know their plans. Let us all see if they can out-improvise the crisis actors.