Al Bundy a deadbeat shoe salesman that doest pay his shoe tax

ohhhhhh
allllllllll

You forgot that he cringes having sex with his wife.

I used to shop at a shoe store called agape.

LOL

I sometimes wonder what ol' Al would be saying if the show had been made today (likely wouldn't because it doesn't go "far enough" but eh for grins I like to wonder).

"Why do I have to pay for pregnancy insurance!? *looks at Peg* You think I'm going to touch that willingly!?"

or

"I work hard all day, and come home to three lumps on what used to be a couch and is now flatter than a rug. *tries to reach for a bon bon and nearly has his hand bitten off by Peg as she shops on her iPad while the kids are playing Angry Birds/playing an MMO* And of course I'm the bad guy when I want some attention! *unplugs the internet router and everyone panics, including the Darcy's who come running in*"

He paid all of his taxes, he just wouldn't pay the Bureau of shoe sales management. They told him he could only sell 20 shoes a month.

The store he works in is located in a strip mall that used to have 20 other shoe stores, and the bssm ran them all out of business.

They beat his wife peg, and his daughter, and arrested bud.