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if bruce lee was still alive , who could beat his ass , I think Steven segal could his kick ass, who do you say?

 
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if bruce lee was still alive , who could beat his ass , I think Steven segal could his kick ass, who do you say?
Steven segal in his prime could kick most anybodys ass on the planet, I am sure there is some shoalin monk somewhere that's been training his whole life since he was 3 that probably could but that's about it.what do YOU think?deadhorse
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Re: if bruce lee was still alive , who could beat his ass , I think Steven segal could his kick ass, who do you say?
I think Steven Segal is a bloated, washed-up slob.
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Re: if bruce lee was still alive , who could beat his ass , I think Steven segal could his kick ass, who do you say?
Pretty much any law enforcement officer....
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I think Steven Segal is a bloated, washed-up slob.
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I bet he could beat the shit out you before you could scream or beg banana2
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Re: if bruce lee was still alive , who could beat his ass , I think Steven segal could his kick ass, who do you say?
I think Steven Segal could kick about
anybody's ass right now. He's just big
and knows how, and is still quick and
deadly.

Fucked up with that wife though. Geez.
An asian.

ahhh
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Re: if bruce lee was still alive , who could beat his ass , I think Steven segal could his kick ass, who do you say?
i agree with steven segal, but put him on steroids so he will have a chance.
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Re: if bruce lee was still alive , who could beat his ass , I think Steven segal could his kick ass, who do you say?
wow, what!?


Steven clearly you are dying for attention or recognition to say some outlandish and ridiculous shit like this.


Aikido (no offense to practitioners) is the weakest and least useful of all the major martial arts, anybody with strong kung-fu (wing chun, ba gua, siu lam pai, etc) or muay-thai abilities would absolutely destroy any aikido practitioner no matter how adept.

Gimme a fucking break man, go film your cop show or try on a new kimono or some shit
This is all a joke!!
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:youreafag:
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Re: if bruce lee was still alive , who could beat his ass , I think Steven segal could his kick ass, who do you say?
I heard that Chuck Norris once spoke about sparring with Bruce in preparation for their big fight scene, for I think Way of the Dragon.

Chuck said that he couldn't land a single blow on Bruce, no matter how hard he tried. Because he was too fast. Kicking or punching Bruce was like kicking or punching the air. Keep in mind that Chuck was a world karate champion for 6 years straight.

As for your question, nobody could beat Bruce even today.
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I heard that Chuck Norris once spoke about sparring with Bruce in preparation for their big fight scene, for I think Way of the Dragon.

Chuck said that he couldn't land a single blow on Bruce, no matter how hard he tried. Because he was too fast. Kicking or punching Bruce was like kicking or punching the air. Keep in mind that Chuck was a world karate champion for 6 years straight.

As for your question, nobody could beat Bruce even today.
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^^that^^
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I think Steven Segal is a bloated, washed-up slob.
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I heard that Chuck Norris once spoke about sparring with Bruce in preparation for their big fight scene, for I think Way of the Dragon.

Chuck said that he couldn't land a single blow on Bruce, no matter how hard he tried. Because he was too fast. Kicking or punching Bruce was like kicking or punching the air. Keep in mind that Chuck was a world karate champion for 6 years straight.

As for your question, nobody could beat Bruce even today.
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Actually the real truth is that they never had any serious fighting together. Both were very good in their own respects and I believe a real fight between the two could have gone either way.
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Re: if bruce lee was still alive , who could beat his ass , I think Steven segal could his kick ass, who do you say?
wow, what!?


Steven clearly you are dying for attention or recognition to say some outlandish and ridiculous shit like this.


Aikido (no offense to practitioners) is the weakest and least useful of all the major martial arts, anybody with strong kung-fu (wing chun, ba gua, siu lam pai, etc) or muay-thai abilities would absolutely destroy any aikido practitioner no matter how adept.

Gimme a fucking break man, go film your cop show or try on a new kimono or some shit
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Apparently your are not to knowledgeable about extremely aggressive forms of aikido like what segal does tenshin an aikijujitsu which the samari used on the battlefield against other samurai an ninja whith brutal deadly effect for a thousand years, all jujitsu and judo came out of daito ryu aikijujitsu/aikido, what you don't know WILL hurt you extremely bad.
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steven could win , but only if bruce got a sex change , steven vs any woman the smart money bets on him beating the girl
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Steven would win if he fought Bruce right now (his CORPSE) but not while he was living.
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Re: if bruce lee was still alive , who could beat his ass , I think Steven segal could his kick ass, who do you say?
a fat drunk beta he ass

he like midget karate boy chink

any lower class worokjng man make he cry home to mama san

he like "HA! and take a stance, then he like "Ha! ad move he little leg

then like country guy laugh and kick he ass without breaking a sweat and thne drank a beer and say

"they a chinky actor people thank is trough, he is crying hpome to mama san now, babe'

god bless

or sowsnrg
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they boxwers in the boxwr rebelion

they like "we karate chinks, Ha!

and the birt man bvlowed they heads off

that kartae stuff is fake, it why them wratlen mena muthas in mma wraslte

it like they wrastle and break they chink midget in two or soeng
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steven could win , but only if bruce got a sex change , steven vs any woman the smart money bets on him beating the girl
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Tony jaa an Donnie yen could take him, jaa would break his limbs an Donnie yens way faster then Bruce Lee ever was
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what bruce midget die of?

head blowed up cause he weak man?

he son die of a blank shot

thye some wealk man in they family

they all die at like 25 or soswnrg

worst tough men i eva seen

my kin ;ike live to like 93 and crapo and beat the eva living crap out of many a man on the way

the bruce chink man put on makeup and say "acting is hard" and then pass out and die

not very tough much
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tony johnny?

what, they a gay fight'n man?

tyhat one gay sounding fighten name

"hi i tony johnny, i go in sport and preen like they otha preen'n man"

muy kin dsont fight fo no audience , that for that "tony homo johnny type man
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Jet Li might be able to pull it off.
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Fuck no! Steven would lose
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they men last .56 seconds in the south

they yankless man too

it like we is armed and stuff and they ios like "ha!
they wuro man same thang , the euro man is like "Ha! i tough

and asoutnern man like blowed he head off por soswng

itr like shotguns, hunt'n rigles, all kind of thang

it like a 12 year old soiuhterhner blow steven seagull, and jet midgfet and bruce pass out gfirl head off in .78 sec and then say "thank you god for me not gettoing hurt" or soesntg
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WOW! Such Bruce Lee! Much alive! Very Beat! So Steven Segal! WOW!
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Re: if bruce lee was still alive , who could beat his ass , I think Steven segal could his kick ass, who do you say?
the only thang they midget chinmk man have going for they is they a smaller target

but a swouthern man leran how to shoot pretty ypoung so it hep they midget chink man not much

they big ol steven seagull man and othas is ewasier

big ol targets that think they tough

it like "i tough, hiuelk hitler" and then a southern man blwo he head off
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Re: if bruce lee was still alive , who could beat his ass , I think Steven segal could his kick ass, who do you say?
they men last .56 seconds in the south

they yankless man too

it like we is armed and stuff and they ios like "ha!
they wuro man same thang , the euro man is like "Ha! i tough

and asoutnern man like blowed he head off por soswng

itr like shotguns, hunt'n rigles, all kind of thang

it like a 12 year old soiuhterhner blow steven seagull, and jet midgfet and bruce pass out gfirl head off in .78 sec and then say "thank you god for me not gettoing hurt" or soesntg
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me tel u now so u belive me!

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Steven Segal owns a horse @ the farm behind my house. A few years ago, he was out in the field behind my house (tending to his daughters horse). And Steven had a guy that followed him around holding an umbrella over his head....ahole
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Bruce would kill Steve, Steve is not fit.
This guy could probably waste both of them.
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Donnie Yen can beat everyone.





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