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people actually think Jesus was WHITE?

 
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The image of Jesus as a blue-eyed, blonde white man, worshipped the world over, is actually an image of the Antichrist (or Saturn).
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he has blue eyes and dirty blond reddish hair. And I assure you all blonds are not the antichrist nor have anything to do with saturn. Saturn if I recall is that planet up in the sky with rings which has nothing to do with blue eyes and white skin. Do you people every bother to THINK before you post?
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hah,hah,hah I thought it was kind of funny someone would post he looked like a planet.
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Re: people actually think Jesus was WHITE?
the pilate letters described him as white, Also the paintings in the Vatican library clearly showed the disciples were white too
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Re: people actually think Jesus was WHITE?
If he was jew he was dark olive.
The real jews look like arab.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55471539


the white jews are also real.

they just spent the exile in Europe.

we the brown jews spent it in the middle east so we retained our original colour.

but we look different than arabs, lighter skin and different face features.
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No, thats jews are mongol-turkish mix.

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Re: people actually think Jesus was WHITE?
what do you think Jesus looked like?

explain your reasoning.
 Quoting: discolemonade


not that it matters
he looked like a person from galilee/nazareth
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Re: people actually think Jesus was WHITE?
OP have you ever seen ANYBODY that was actually WHITE??????

I don't think so!!!!!!!

That being said other than my gardener who the FUCK is jesus but some fictitious character out of a book!!!!!!!!!

Wouldn't you biblethumpers be surprised to come back in a thousand years and the name everyone reveres is Hary Potter!!!!!!!!
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Re: people actually think Jesus was WHITE?
Dark Olive.
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There was no jesus or other dieties so they were all the same color,the color of air.
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Re: people actually think Jesus was WHITE?
If he was jew he was dark olive.
The real jews look like arab.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55471539


the white jews are also real.

they just spent the exile in Europe.

we the brown jews spent it in the middle east so we retained our original colour.

but we look different than arabs, lighter skin and different face features.
 Quoting: Dreamily Resonant VIP 2


No, thats jews are mongol-turkish mix.

[link to www.rense.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55471539


Jesus has a Father also, so then it depends a little how the Father looks like. Perhaps Jesus have got more of His Father's features.
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Re: people actually think Jesus was WHITE?
About 5'7 180 pounds dark completion and he had bad posture so he slouched a lot. He had dark curly hair and a full dark beard. His face was round and had big brown almost black eyes. One thing you got to know is he was not very handsome so he frequented the local brothels and that's where he met Mary.....don't ask me how I know........:)
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Re: people actually think Jesus was WHITE?
what do you think Jesus looked like?

explain your reasoning.
 Quoting: discolemonade


To white people Jesus has to be white because they hate color folk. We all know whate whites did to blacks so Jesus cant be black they will not make slaves of a Jesus family member. He couldnt be red whites did them worst not many of them left. He cant be yellow or brown because whites always at war with them. So a white person has no choice but to say and believe he white. Judging on the history of color folk and whites Jesus might be everything but white.
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Rev
His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;

Hid hair was white and his whole head.
Head minus hair is face.
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Jesus was a Salian Frank who spread Arian Christianity. The Salians were Germanic. This is why they say his bloodline is from the Merovingians who were originally the Salians. The Salian Franks settled northern Gaul around 300 AD. Catholicism was founded in 325 AD. Often Jesus is depicted as a Germanic King.
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Re: people actually think Jesus was WHITE?
what do you think Jesus looked like?

explain your reasoning.
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cruise

Saw that on Tosh.O one time.

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Whiter than you buck wheat !:african:
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Re: people actually think Jesus was WHITE?
what do you think Jesus looked like?

explain your reasoning.
 Quoting: discolemonade


To white people Jesus has to be white because they hate color folk. We all know whate whites did to blacks so Jesus cant be black they will not make slaves of a Jesus family member. He couldnt be red whites did them worst not many of them left. He cant be yellow or brown because whites always at war with them. So a white person has no choice but to say and believe he white. Judging on the history of color folk and whites Jesus might be everything but white.
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Excellent command of the English language asshole !
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discolemonade  (OP)

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04/23/2014 01:18 AM
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Re: people actually think Jesus was WHITE?
Bump for Jesus!
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04/23/2014 01:57 AM
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Re: people actually think Jesus was WHITE?
I have seen posts like this a million times,
questioning the color of Jesus' skin. Let me
say that for me, it does not matter what color
He may have been.

But In the slew of threads that bait this question,
not once have I ever seen anyone mention the
Archko volume. This probably speaks toward
the evident lack of actual scholars on most
boards/blogs/etc.

So while 99.99% of the people reading this
response will immediately run off to become
googlesmart on the Archko volume - returning
here only to run their mouth and act like an
authority on a subject they knew nothing
about just minutes prior - I will plainly
state what the book states.

It says that to the writer, Jesus looked nothing like
his contemporaries of the priesthood. That he was
not dark-skinned like them, that he was not black
haired like them, and that He had blue eyes.

Again, not that I care what color skin
He had, and not that it should matter.
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04/23/2014 02:13 AM
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Re: people actually think Jesus was WHITE?
I have always thought that this was funny as well.
 Quoting: Ozicell


Yep and if he ever returns a lot of people will turn their nose up and shun him because he will look nothing like they have made them self believe.
All these pictures hanging on their walls with this long flowing hair and pretty white dude thats tall most likely couldnt be more wrong.
The prejudice Christians will be the most comical.
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04/23/2014 02:14 AM
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Re: people actually think Jesus was WHITE?
I have seen posts like this a million times,
questioning the color of Jesus' skin. Let me
say that for me, it does not matter what color
He may have been.

But In the slew of threads that bait this question,
not once have I ever seen anyone mention the
Archko volume. This probably speaks toward
the evident lack of actual scholars on most
boards/blogs/etc.

So while 99.99% of the people reading this
response will immediately run off to become
googlesmart on the Archko volume - returning
here only to run their mouth and act like an
authority on a subject they knew nothing
about just minutes prior - I will plainly
state what the book states.

It says that to the writer, Jesus looked nothing like
his contemporaries of the priesthood. That he was
not dark-skinned like them, that he was not black
haired like them, and that He had blue eyes.

Again, not that I care what color skin
He had, and not that it should matter.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57070218


Best article I have found on it based on science.
[link to www.popularmechanics.com]
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04/23/2014 02:18 AM
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Re: people actually think Jesus was WHITE?
Jesus was born in Bethlehem.

So he was an Arab/Palestinian.

He spoke Aramaic which is spoken by Arabs in parts of Syria.
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04/23/2014 02:18 AM
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Re: people actually think Jesus was WHITE?
Jesus is of pure Adamic blood. His line has ZERO intermixing with the seeds that the Evil One planted long ago.

Skim through the bible and look at the descriptions of EVERY Adamic person in the bible. See words like "fair hair", "light hair", "red hair", "sapphire eyes", "hair like snow", flowing beards, descriptions of people showing blood in the face and blushing, etc.

Then think about what Jesus probably looked like, adding all that up.

And don't use one of the New World Order bible versions, those ones were all edited to change the descriptions of all the Adamic peoples to be dark haired and skinned.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56849828


I beg to differ.
Jesus could not have looked any different than those around him. Simply because there no mention of his features being different than others in the bible.
Think about it. The bible talks about jesus knowledge at age of 12, 30 and 33. Yet not a single word about his unusual appearance if there was one.
People in the bible ask if he is the son of Joseph from nassareth etc, but no one mentions his features. That is because there was nothing unusual about his features to mention.
He looked just like all the other people of the time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57181179


A long time ago, the middle East was entirely white. At Jesus time, there were a lot of Canaanites, Edomites, and other races that were populating the area of Judea, but there were still a lot of light skinned people.

Keep in mind Jesus did not speak to the non-Adamites at all, he tried to ignore them. He spoke to and healed Romans, Nazarenes, or anyone else who was Adamic. But if a Canaanite or other race spoke to him he either ignored them, or called them sons of vipers, or beat them with a cat-of-nine-tails.
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04/23/2014 02:23 AM
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Re: people actually think Jesus was WHITE?
what do you think Jesus looked like?

explain your reasoning.
 Quoting: discolemonade


He was in deed white. Just because lots of brown people are there now doesn't mean they were all brown 2000 years ago. there are official descriptions of him from back then and also there are images taken out of the akashic records that show he was not brown.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56342975


Absolutely. The Adamic races were Jahweh's creation in the beginning, this is why Nordic skeletons are found throughout the entire world, from North America to China. This is why red haired mummies are found in Egypt and China. This is why in Chinese history the earliest forefathers are describe as having red hair and beards thousands of years ago.

The sumerians used to pray to Enki, thanking him for making them a "dark-haired people amongst a sea of light haired people", now what kind of middle east was this where the dark haired people were a minority?

Enki in the Sumerian myths was the Satan of the bible, creating hybrids to challenge God's creation of the Adamic peoples.
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Jesus was a 'ginge'?
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Not a perm.

broccoli
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04/23/2014 02:26 AM
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Re: people actually think Jesus was WHITE?
Considering the part of the world he resided, he is most likely the color of a towel head or darker.
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04/23/2014 02:36 AM
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Best article I have found on it based on science.
[link to www.popularmechanics.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57220831


Thanks for the link...read the
article and saw the picture.
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Re: people actually think Jesus was WHITE?
Considering the part of the world he resided, he is most likely the color of a towel head or darker.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57220053


Greece and Italy are today about the same shade of skin color as the Arabs as well, does that mean that they were that same shade 2,000 years ago? The entire world has gone through a darkening of skin shade as time as gone by due to the many raids by the hordes into Europe hundreds of times over the past few thousand years.
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Re: people actually think Jesus was WHITE?
an aluminium plane tore through steel support beams and steel joists were weakened by burning jet fuel initiating the collapse, of WTCs one and two (and seven) into their own footprint(s) in TEN SECONDS FLAT.

that's all I remember about POPULAR MECHANICS.
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Re: people actually think Jesus was WHITE?
what do you think Jesus looked like?

explain your reasoning.
 Quoting: discolemonade


To white people Jesus has to be white because they hate color folk. We all know whate whites did to blacks so Jesus cant be black they will not make slaves of a Jesus family member. He couldnt be red whites did them worst not many of them left. He cant be yellow or brown because whites always at war with them. So a white person has no choice but to say and believe he white. Judging on the history of color folk and whites Jesus might be everything but white.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44489560


A-fricken-men to that!
I knew him you know
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Re: people actually think Jesus was WHITE?
Jesús was raised in Egypt like Moses
the Pharaohs were White.
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Re: people actually think Jesus was WHITE?
Jesus is a bright light, which contains all colors
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Re: people actually think Jesus was WHITE?
what do you think Jesus looked like?

explain your reasoning.
 Quoting: discolemonade


The only thing that matters to me is that His blood was red, that warm, shed redeeming blood - - that saved a wretch like me. That blood, you know, that was shed before God raised Him from the dead! Yes!
Greater is He who is in me than he who is in the world.

Whatever feels good to your soul, do that.





GLP