question for divorced guys

You're divorced...And you're looking for more trouble? fuck you!

What really gets my goat is last week I sent put a bunch of Facebook friend requests and some woman reported me so now I can't send any friend requests to new ladies for a month. What is up with that?

I have 1100 Facebook friends now, but I used to have around 4460. I need some ladies to send me some friend requests. I'm so lonely.

Go to Walmart and grab you one of them fat assed toothless tobacco chewin gals.

How you doin'? Are you hot?

I want a hot chic with big tits. Fakes care okay, too. The bigger, the better. I love them really big.

You're divorced & looking for a woman? Nothing like jumping from the frying pan into the fire. Didn't learn a lesson, eh? Just find some broad who hates you & give her half of everything you own. If you need laid that bad, you have no self discipline.
Get yourself a Harley & ride across the country. F'n wimp.

But I love tits.

Get a boob job?

The end all be all. Anything after this post is gibberish.

Rules To Gain Attractive Woman:

- Facebook wont help

- Godlikeproductions wont help

- The only thing that will help is by building yourself back up and doing all the right things to become the man everyone wants. Instill a confidence in yourself that projects "I don't need a hot chick - they need me". This means working out, proper diet, doing fun things and just overall taking all the steps necessary to be someone that people want. It is very business like and sales like. People need to desperately want the expensive product they are looking at before shelling the money. When you talk about the time you spend on facebook or creeping in general, I see the exact opposite of what most women want.

Ironically, the same steps will also bring forth cool (straight) friends that are not women. When you live like the man that the women want and the men want to be friends with, you're doing it right.

Hopefully, internally you (or others in your position) will understand what I'm getting at. The shoes are there - but you need to step into them.

If you can't walk the walk, don't bother talking the talk because there are millions of men out there that can talk a better talk than you are here.

You got to get sharkey. You have to be number one by being number one, not be number one by saying you're number one.

how long have you been divorced?

I'm a dude.

That sounds like a lot of work.

I can't leave Facebook, I love creeping on women.

Me divorced long time.

Must be a day off from school. What are you 12?

Get off the internet and go meet people in real life.

Its school vacation week.

Maybe they ignore you cause now they know you have a very small pepee...

oops..meant peepee.

But I looooooooove love love Facebook. I love creeping.

I always thought I was a stallion.

Right..and you're having trouble finding a date.

I liked okcupid as I though the psyche questions help to give you a peek at what the person is like on the inside. That's one aspect of online dating that I liked. It's a great avenue to display your innards. Although after spending several months on there, it became apparent to me that most visitors to my profile didn't really read much of what I wrote. It's scary to me that there is that many people out there who would show interest in someone basically off of physical appearance.


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install tinder on your phone! it works!

WTF is tinder?

WTF is tinder? Will it make my peen bigger?

I need a woman who likes bacon. I beat a shit ton of bacon.

If it flies, floats, or fucks, rent it.

You're the jogging pants guy, hmm?


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Already told him, but I don't think he's got it...

And?