Muslims and suicide

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Lets have a look at the evidence: No Christmas. No television. No nude women . No football. No pork chops. No hot dogs. No burgers. No beer. No bacon. Rags for clothes. Towels for hats. Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower. More than one wife. More than one mother-in-law. You can't shave. Your wife can't shave.You can't wash off the smell of donkey. You wipe your ass with your hand. You cook over burning camel dung. Your wife is picked by someone else for you and your wives smell worse than your donkey. Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"?? Well no shit Sherlock!....It's not like it could get much worse.