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Short sex is pretty normal, it turns out..

 
Brussel Sprout

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04/28/2014 12:34 PM
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That is called a quickey i dont have that problem anymore now i can last 30 min to 1 hour is all in the mind
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one hour is too much , if you don't count foreplay
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Brussel Sprout

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04/28/2014 12:35 PM
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Man ... I AM THE MAN!!

I must really please the ladies since generally I can last about 2:15!!

Long enough to satisfy, short enough that I can get it done during one of the long advertising breaks in the game and get back to what's important.

"You had your fun ... now ... go make me a sammich!"
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pics or it didn't happen

huffy
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04/28/2014 12:35 PM
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It's not exactly the most romantic statistic: Almost half of all men finish sex within two minutes, reports the New Republic by way of Dr. Harry Fisch's new book, The New Naked: The Ultimate Sex Education for Grown-Ups.

In an excerpt published on Nerve, Fisch notes that his patients are typically fixed on what the normal frequency of sex should be, but that quality — and therefore duration — should be of equal concern. He trots out statistics from previous sex studies to that end: that the length of the average sex act is 7.3 minutes, but an "astonishing" 43% of such acts are completed within 2 minutes.

[link to www.usatoday.com]
 Quoting: MadBob


How long a guy want to "stay up" is down to his mind.
Ejaculation is a emotional/psychological thing.

The reason most guys are all over in two minutes is because they want to be.

If you really want to, its possible to hold out for much longer, and you really want to please your woman you will.

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04/28/2014 12:36 PM
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Yo, Brussel, I think he meant 2 minutes 15 seconds. Not 2 hours :(
lol
Brussel Sprout

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04/28/2014 12:37 PM
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Yo, Brussel, I think he meant 2 minutes 15 seconds. Not 2 hours :(
lol
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04/28/2014 12:40 PM
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"Pics or it didn't happen" is in that "size" thread!
Lots of members (pun) spoke up in there, lol.
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04/28/2014 12:42 PM
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Though seemingly counter-intuitive, staying power has an inverse relationship to frequency of masturbation. The less you jerk off the longer you can perform.
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04/28/2014 12:42 PM
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I take it we are talking penatrative sex, what of lovemaking, what of fore play, do those two hours count, and then what of the second round, where some like I never finish.

Many things can be looked at from many angles, this you assert a skewed view and perhaps why marriages fail.
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04/28/2014 12:42 PM
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Are they sure they're not saying 2-thrusts instead of 2 minutes?
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04/28/2014 12:43 PM
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sex is highly over rated. I cannot understand the obsession with it by some people…
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Then you're ^ doing it wrong.
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2 minutes?
seriously?
Takes me longer than that just to get it in all the way.

Back in high school it was closer to 2 HOURS.
Now days, probably 30-60 minutes depending on whether or not alcohol is involved.

2 minutes? -huh.
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04/28/2014 12:48 PM
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What the hell, it's Monday and WWW3 hasn't kicked off so pinning a weird thread is not above me. lol. Now may we get some real educational comments on the subject in hand.
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04/28/2014 12:50 PM
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Those That Wanted Midgets...

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04/28/2014 12:54 PM
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It's not exactly the most romantic statistic: Almost half of all men finish sex within two minutes, reports the New Republic by way of Dr. Harry Fisch's new book, The New Naked: The Ultimate Sex Education for Grown-Ups.

In an excerpt published on Nerve, Fisch notes that his patients are typically fixed on what the normal frequency of sex should be, but that quality — and therefore duration — should be of equal concern. He trots out statistics from previous sex studies to that end: that the length of the average sex act is 7.3 minutes, but an "astonishing" 43% of such acts are completed within 2 minutes.

[link to www.usatoday.com]
 Quoting: MadBob


Uhh. I'm no mathematician... BUT...

43% are completed within 2 minutes.

Average is 7.3 minutes.

Doesn't that mean that 43% are lasting 12-13 minutes?

This study is to make the "quickshooters" feel better.

After 20-30min of foreplay, good to see that I'm in the OTHER 43% that last 12-13 minutes. :)
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04/28/2014 12:56 PM
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It's not exactly the most romantic statistic: Almost half of all men finish sex within two minutes, reports the New Republic by way of Dr. Harry Fisch's new book, The New Naked: The Ultimate Sex Education for Grown-Ups.

In an excerpt published on Nerve, Fisch notes that his patients are typically fixed on what the normal frequency of sex should be, but that quality — and therefore duration — should be of equal concern. He trots out statistics from previous sex studies to that end: that the length of the average sex act is 7.3 minutes, but an "astonishing" 43% of such acts are completed within 2 minutes.

[link to www.usatoday.com]
 Quoting: MadBob


Uhh. I'm no mathematician... BUT...

43% are completed within 2 minutes.

Average is 7.3 minutes.

Doesn't that mean that 43% are lasting 12-13 minutes?

This study is to make the "quickshooters" feel better.

After 20-30min of foreplay, good to see that I'm in the OTHER 43% that last 12-13 minutes. :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55431899


It's easy to last 13 minutes...

When you imagine your partner being your mother...

...

...


...


ok, just made myself sick.
RAGE
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04/28/2014 12:57 PM
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What the hell, it's Monday and WWW3 hasn't kicked off so pinning a weird thread is not above me. lol. Now may we get some real educational comments on the subject in hand.
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Whoa Thanks...

Never Thought This Thread Would Get Pinned!
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sex is highly over rated. I cannot understand the obsession with it by some people…
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56342975


Then you're ^ doing it wrong.
----------------------------

2 minutes?
seriously?
Takes me longer than that just to get it in all the way.

Back in high school it was closer to 2 HOURS.
Now days, probably 30-60 minutes depending on whether or not alcohol is involved.

2 minutes? -huh.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57452321


This is how i feel I'm not going to lie...

I get that 50% of posts in this thread are jokey but getting back to being serious, sex never lasts less than 30 minutes, that's not including foreplay.

Unless you're having a quicky, then I really don't see how it can only last 2 minutes.

Specially if you change positions, make her go on top, then fuck her against the wall?

I'm 20 so I don't go if that makes a difference, but damn there are some girls i know who i could fuck for 2 hours straight and they'd still lay there smokin' a fag going, so you fancy another go?

Plus girls have an amazing ability to have multiple orgasms and cum and cum and cum...

BS story is BS.
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04/28/2014 12:59 PM
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My husband is in and out like a syringe. He's extremely rare, he must be in the 1% minority of 14 seconds.

I'm not complaining, we both agree on the rare occasion after a minute that we finish this up another time.
When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold?
No, it's just going to stink more.
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04/28/2014 01:00 PM
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What the hell, it's Monday and WWW3 hasn't kicked off so pinning a weird thread is not above me. lol. Now may we get some real educational comments on the subject in hand.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


Whoa Thanks...

Never Thought This Thread Would Get Pinned!
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SmileyWink You have to understand, I am unpredictable.
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It's not exactly the most romantic statistic: Almost half of all men finish sex within two minutes, reports the New Republic by way of Dr. Harry Fisch's new book, The New Naked: The Ultimate Sex Education for Grown-Ups.

In an excerpt published on Nerve, Fisch notes that his patients are typically fixed on what the normal frequency of sex should be, but that quality — and therefore duration — should be of equal concern. He trots out statistics from previous sex studies to that end: that the length of the average sex act is 7.3 minutes, but an "astonishing" 43% of such acts are completed within 2 minutes.

[link to www.usatoday.com]
 Quoting: MadBob


does the article say how long it takes for a woman to get there? or typically they rely on vibrators instead?
Desert Fox

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04/28/2014 01:02 PM
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My husband is in and out like a syringe. He's extremely rare, he must be in the 1% minority of 14 seconds.

I'm not complaining, we both agree on the rare occasion after a minute that we finish this up another time.
 Quoting: nah™


Now this is abnormal^^^. How in the hell do you just shut it off in mid stream? WTF?
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Im on Antidepressants so either i cant get it started or finished sometimes...I do last a long time time but you have to keep the little big john alive...
 Quoting: MadBob


Sex is better than antidepressants?????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57446326


Yes

But I Still Take My Meds Anyway...

Makes Sex Alot Harder Though...
 Quoting: MadBob


No kidding. I have no sex drive at all. Do you know what it's like not being able to get aroused? It's pretty maddening.
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My husband is in and out like a syringe. He's extremely rare, he must be in the 1% minority of 14 seconds.

I'm not complaining, we both agree on the rare occasion after a minute that we finish this up another time.
 Quoting: nah™


Now this is abnormal^^^. How in the hell do you just shut it off in mid stream? WTF?
 Quoting: Desert Fox


Magic.
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I could go a couple of hours and my wife would still want more. Is that normal or am I just a pathetic lay?
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It's not exactly the most romantic statistic: Almost half of all men finish sex within two minutes, reports the New Republic by way of Dr. Harry Fisch's new book, The New Naked: The Ultimate Sex Education for Grown-Ups.

In an excerpt published on Nerve, Fisch notes that his patients are typically fixed on what the normal frequency of sex should be, but that quality — and therefore duration — should be of equal concern. He trots out statistics from previous sex studies to that end: that the length of the average sex act is 7.3 minutes, but an "astonishing" 43% of such acts are completed within 2 minutes.

[link to www.usatoday.com]
 Quoting: MadBob


That's good to know- although being a 2 pump chump sucks, it's good to be part of a statistic. lol.
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sex is highly over rated. I cannot understand the obsession with it by some people….. Its for procreation and man will discover that fact eventually.
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there are so many much more rewarding activities using the MIND.
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If you don't think sex involves the mind....
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Here. This will fix 'ya:

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sex is highly over rated. I cannot understand the obsession with it by some people….. Its for procreation and man will discover that fact eventually.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56342975


there are so many much more rewarding activities using the MIND.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56342975


If you don't think sex involves the mind....
 Quoting: IIIIIth


I think the poster was trying to say he was in love with a video game, not reality.
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Two minutes?? That's depressing...

"Yesss! I've waited all day/week for thi- *pop*..."

GAME OVER.

*RESET CLOCK*
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That is called a quickey i dont have that problem anymore now i can last 30 min to 1 hour is all in the mind
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46576709


2 mins when i was a teen. Now in my middle age it can last hours if i wanted. No longer can manage it 10 times a day though.
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Im on Antidepressants so either i cant get it started or finished sometimes...I do last a long time time but you have to keep the little big john alive...
 Quoting: MadBob


Sex is better than antidepressants?????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57446326


Yes

But I Still Take My Meds Anyway...

Makes Sex Alot Harder Though...
 Quoting: MadBob


No kidding. I have no sex drive at all. Do you know what it's like not being able to get aroused? It's pretty maddening.
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