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The Illuminati made my cat an offer he couldn't refuse

 
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The Illuminati made my cat an offer he couldn't refuse
Blue buffalo canned food for life, everlasting fresh step, and a 33ft Amazonian deluxe edition cat perch with fake whack-a-mole style birds with lazer beams attached to their heads for ultimate enjoyment.

Affordable housing, 10 sack of the 'nip in the mailbox by the week...

All he has to do is initiate Project Komodo to allow for the pavlov's spirit dogs to wage war against the cat faction of the NWO... He'd effectively be selling out his own kind.

At the moment he's liking the offer, considering how lately the Felinus group has been stalling to take out the Anubis starship in the upper Sirus dwelling area...They say the dog days are "over," well, they might not be finished...

Please if any of you can convince him not to take the offer it'd be greatly appreciated. All you have to do is give him kind, pleasant words in this thread, because I know he'll read it.
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Re: The Illuminati made my cat an offer he couldn't refuse
Clear the ladies from the room!!!!!

Sounds like your cat has undergone a serious case of burning brain dude!!!!! I recommend 450 million rounds of ammunition and a nail in your cat flap..... If that doesn't help dig a big hole in the ground and stick a door on top.
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Tell kitty, "take the offer and you become Jerky"
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Blue buffalo canned food for life, everlasting fresh step, and a 33ft Amazonian deluxe edition cat perch with fake whack-a-mole style birds with lazer beams attached to their heads for ultimate enjoyment.

Affordable housing, 10 sack of the 'nip in the mailbox by the week...

All he has to do is initiate Project Komodo to allow for the pavlov's spirit dogs to wage war against the cat faction of the NWO... He'd effectively be selling out his own kind.

At the moment he's liking the offer, considering how lately the Felinus group has been stalling to take out the Anubis starship in the upper Sirus dwelling area...They say the dog days are "over," well, they might not be finished...

Please if any of you can convince him not to take the offer it'd be greatly appreciated. All you have to do is give him kind, pleasant words in this thread, because I know he'll read it.
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Well let's hear about that "Offer" and until you elaborate, what you're saying is just JUNK.

GET OVER IT that no one believes you...you haven't posted anything of value other than some drivel about you knowing something that you haven't even stated.

WASTE OF TIME!
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Maybe its been a long day at work already but reading this subject line got me started with the giggles something awful. Thanks.
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Re: The Illuminati made my cat an offer he couldn't refuse
Blue buffalo canned food for life, everlasting fresh step, and a 33ft Amazonian deluxe edition cat perch with fake whack-a-mole style birds with lazer beams attached to their heads for ultimate enjoyment.

Affordable housing, 10 sack of the 'nip in the mailbox by the week...

All he has to do is initiate Project Komodo to allow for the pavlov's spirit dogs to wage war against the cat faction of the NWO... He'd effectively be selling out his own kind.

At the moment he's liking the offer, considering how lately the Felinus group has been stalling to take out the Anubis starship in the upper Sirus dwelling area...They say the dog days are "over," well, they might not be finished...

Please if any of you can convince him not to take the offer it'd be greatly appreciated. All you have to do is give him kind, pleasant words in this thread, because I know he'll read it.
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funny, my cats got the ole scratch a new couch in perpetuity agreement... but turned em down!

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He need to back up off them dogs....
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Everything happens for a reason and now it is meant to happen.

lol
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Re: The Illuminati made my cat an offer he couldn't refuse
Blue buffalo canned food for life, everlasting fresh step, and a 33ft Amazonian deluxe edition cat perch with fake whack-a-mole style birds with lazer beams attached to their heads for ultimate enjoyment.

Affordable housing, 10 sack of the 'nip in the mailbox by the week...

All he has to do is initiate Project Komodo to allow for the pavlov's spirit dogs to wage war against the cat faction of the NWO... He'd effectively be selling out his own kind.

At the moment he's liking the offer, considering how lately the Felinus group has been stalling to take out the Anubis starship in the upper Sirus dwelling area...They say the dog days are "over," well, they might not be finished...

Please if any of you can convince him not to take the offer it'd be greatly appreciated. All you have to do is give him kind, pleasant words in this thread, because I know he'll read it.
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Re: The Illuminati made my cat an offer he couldn't refuse
It wasn't a man who sold the world.

It was your kitty!



Maybe he will just infiltrate tptb though and turn the tides in mankinds favour. I've always had a sneaking suspicion felines will be our new overlords.

angry

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"I am a bird on a branch and i am looking into the room where the Illuminati meet, that is how i know what i know."
sumthinup

Oh wait it's a cat!

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Re: The Illuminati made my cat an offer he couldn't refuse
Blue buffalo canned food for life, everlasting fresh step, and a 33ft Amazonian deluxe edition cat perch with fake whack-a-mole style birds with lazer beams attached to their heads for ultimate enjoyment.

Affordable housing, 10 sack of the 'nip in the mailbox by the week...

All he has to do is initiate Project Komodo to allow for the pavlov's spirit dogs to wage war against the cat faction of the NWO... He'd effectively be selling out his own kind.

At the moment he's liking the offer, considering how lately the Felinus group has been stalling to take out the Anubis starship in the upper Sirus dwelling area...They say the dog days are "over," well, they might not be finished...

Please if any of you can convince him not to take the offer it'd be greatly appreciated. All you have to do is give him kind, pleasant words in this thread, because I know he'll read it.
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Re: The Illuminati made my cat an offer he couldn't refuse
Well let's hear about that "Offer" and until you elaborate, what you're saying is just JUNK.

GET OVER IT that no one believes you...you haven't posted anything of value other than some drivel about you knowing something that you haven't even stated.

WASTE OF TIME!
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Re: The Illuminati made my cat an offer he couldn't refuse
Blue buffalo canned food for life, everlasting fresh step, and a 33ft Amazonian deluxe edition cat perch with fake whack-a-mole style birds with lazer beams attached to their heads for ultimate enjoyment.

Affordable housing, 10 sack of the 'nip in the mailbox by the week...

All he has to do is initiate Project Komodo to allow for the pavlov's spirit dogs to wage war against the cat faction of the NWO... He'd effectively be selling out his own kind.

At the moment he's liking the offer, considering how lately the Felinus group has been stalling to take out the Anubis starship in the upper Sirus dwelling area...They say the dog days are "over," well, they might not be finished...

Please if any of you can convince him not to take the offer it'd be greatly appreciated. All you have to do is give him kind, pleasant words in this thread, because I know he'll read it.
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lmao
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The cat will end up in a soul trap if it follows through with the offer...
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Re: The Illuminati made my cat an offer he couldn't refuse
This cat apparently has God's blessing because it is still alive. If any other cat did the things that this cat did, they would have been dead in a nano second.
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Cats are jerks OP, Creator made them that way. Yet for pussy, nothing but a lion type will do. You need to be more than a UFC crushtard tho, you needs to be sensatives, like pussy, ya dig?
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Well let's hear about that "Offer" and until you elaborate, what you're saying is just JUNK.

GET OVER IT that no one believes you...you haven't posted anything of value other than some drivel about you knowing something that you haven't even stated.

WASTE OF TIME!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57505213


Hahahaha! I can't tell if this response is real! Judging by the atrocious way it was written, I'd have to conclude it is.
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Dude...they made your cat "a" offer he couldn't refuse.

Hahaha.
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Be glad they didn't 'offer' your cat.
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Re: The Illuminati made my cat an offer he couldn't refuse
Blue buffalo canned food for life, everlasting fresh step, and a 33ft Amazonian deluxe edition cat perch with fake whack-a-mole style birds with lazer beams attached to their heads for ultimate enjoyment.

Affordable housing, 10 sack of the 'nip in the mailbox by the week...

All he has to do is initiate Project Komodo to allow for the pavlov's spirit dogs to wage war against the cat faction of the NWO... He'd effectively be selling out his own kind.

At the moment he's liking the offer, considering how lately the Felinus group has been stalling to take out the Anubis starship in the upper Sirus dwelling area...They say the dog days are "over," well, they might not be finished...

Please if any of you can convince him not to take the offer it'd be greatly appreciated. All you have to do is give him kind, pleasant words in this thread, because I know he'll read it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8562020


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