Bacon

Because it's so fucking delicious!

I don't know.

Yet is it not ironic to see that everything Biblically wrong, in today's society an idolized object of praise ?

Jesus himself said that foods once considered unclean are ok now.

So now we can eat shrimp wrapped in bacon.
mmmmmm!

It smells good and even feels better splattering against the naked chest while chopping tomatoes and smelling toast dripping with cheesy shit like this post.

Bacon Slices are Great also as a satanic koran bookmarks .

Don't fry bacon in the nude, it just might splatter and burn your bladder.

Word.
Use it all the time when I read my Quran.
Not good for much else though.

Mabie its in a name

You keep your bladder on the outside?

a great benefit of bacon is that it repels muslims much like vampires and garlic or vervain

You just made my night Swede :D

You knew I would, now give me som love.

Yep, sure do.

what about turkey bacon?

You can't say Bacon. Might offend the moose limbs. Please edit your thread title.

Bacon by defenition is pig, swine if you will.
Turkey bacon, well, it's kind of like all the "American" products that are made in China.
And totally useless as bookmark.

It is great Muslim repellent.

If bacons offend you, you might not make it if ww3 happens

(vegans cant fight war)

I was never really a bacon fan. And it seems now (usually young kids) jerk off to it

Really? Ever heard of Asparagus Spears?

better than tofu or Rihanna

bacon is better than satan

Hmm, must try.

i had candy bacon once. It tasted just like bacon but was candy. My mind was blown

Ever heard of, you are living in the corpse of the roman empire?

Remember...you are still a subject of Her Maj.

Are you trying to say we're equal?

Elisabeth has no spiritual power

It's pretty good stuff. Even if you're like me and you think pork tastes like utter shit, there's still beef bacon which is delicious and much better than that turkey crap. It's salty and chewy and meaty at the same time. It's filling but can be used in snack foods. It's just a neat food.

If you think God is telling you what to eat, you might chop the tip of your cock off, among other things.

Never drawn that parallel, but then again I've never tasted utter shit.
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And you've successfully convinced me to never to try it.