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What is your favourite all time movie one-liner?

 
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`smell it, smell it, smell it, now take it!`
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05/04/2014 06:29 AM
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"You spend nine months trying to get out and the rest of your life trying to get back in"

Look Who's Talking
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05/04/2014 06:43 AM

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John Wayne as rooster Cogburn in true grit , fill your hands you son of a bitch
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05/04/2014 06:46 AM
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"I put no stock in religion, by the word religion I've seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god"

Kingdom of Heaven

Not really a short one liner but a great one!!
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05/04/2014 07:22 AM
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"What in heaven’s name brought you to Casablanca?” “…My health, I came to Casablanca for the waters.” “The waters? What waters? We’re in the desert.” “...I was misinformed.”
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That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for.
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05/04/2014 07:38 AM
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“I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them."

- J.B Books in The Shootist 1976, directed by Don Siegel
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05/04/2014 07:49 AM
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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to ho through life, son. ...Animal house.
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05/04/2014 07:50 AM
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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to ho through life, son. ...Animal house.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1515994


Oops ho-*go*
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05/04/2014 08:12 AM

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we'll wake before dawn and catch toose scaley bastards while they're still groggy.
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"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken." - Tyler Durden
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'Want anything down the shop?'

'Cornetto'
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It's like riding a psychotic horse towards a burning stable.

-Robin Williams in The Bird Cage
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Karma never forgets. She just waits until you do.
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“I am altering the deal, pray I do not alter it any further…” - Darth Vader tells Lando how it is. Han is going with Bobba Fett and everyone else is Vader's.
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"I have got a girl whose pussy is so good, if you threw it up in the air... it would turn into sunshine."

Harlem Nights
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05/05/2014 06:15 AM
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Youre a big man but in bad shape,but with me its a full time job.
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Jack Burton: [speaking to Lo Pan] Are you crazy... Is that your problem?

Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
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' Bend over the fucking desk! ... I'll shoot you in the fucking throat if I don't get my ganja back!'
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you like apples?

good will hunting.
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'Now, all those memories will be lost, like tears, in rain' - Roy Batty - Bladerunner
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05/05/2014 07:18 AM
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When you can't see the angles no more, your in trouble
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"I'm shaking the bush boss, I'm shaking the bush"! Paul Newman/ COOL HAND LUKE
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a bit more than a one liner...

"there are two kings of people in the world my
friend, those with loaded guns and those who dig.
You dig."
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When we get home remind me to slap your momma in the mouth. - Beuford T. Justice
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"Ya know, it's a great life if you don't weaken!"

Bette Midler in the movie Stella.

One of my life motto's.
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Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!
 Quoting: Al Czervik 8109170


Dangerfield had some of the best one-liners ever.
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"Adios, mutherfucker!" Bruce the man Willis
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05/05/2014 11:14 AM
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The other day on GLP somebody put a link to a thread inside a thread which I clicked and it led me back to the same thread again lol. An example of a GLP deja vu if you will, very amusing. Anyway, it made me think of Groundhog Day, one of my favourite movies ever...and it also has my favourite line:

"What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!" - Phil Connors (Bill Murray)

What's yours?
 Quoting: Sir Tim The-Not-Quite-So-Brave




I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!
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Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!
 Quoting: Al Czervik 8109170



I'll take Ham on 5, hold The Mayo.
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Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour?

Animal House.

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