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To The Person That Told Me To Use Organic Lemons On A Cut

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/03/2014 10:23 AM
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To The Person That Told Me To Use Organic Lemons On A Cut
SCREW YOU!! Yeah, you know who you are the one that said to use organic lemons to help cleanse a cut in the natural medicine talk awhile ago! Guess what A-HOLE.....I squeezed every organic juice out of that lemon and poured on my paper cut on my left finger and it BURNED!! THANKS FOR NOTHING!

Lesson learned, NEVER believe ANY ADVICE ON THE INTERNET!
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05/03/2014 10:25 AM
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LOL OP, your dumb ass deserved it. LOL
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05/03/2014 10:26 AM
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of course it burns....Duh.

But did you get an infection??? that's all that matters
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05/03/2014 10:28 AM
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You're supposed to rub sea salt on it afterward. That removes the burning.
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05/03/2014 10:30 AM
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You're supposed to rub sea salt on it afterward. That removes the burning.
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Nah - I heard nettles were best.
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05/03/2014 10:30 AM
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You're supposed to rub sea salt on it afterward. That removes the burning.
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hesright
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05/03/2014 10:30 AM
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lmao

Derrrrrr

Not just lemons, but organic ones.
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05/03/2014 10:30 AM
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Re: To The Person That Told Me To Use Organic Lemons On A Cut
Then keep the area moist and disinfected with red pepper balm.
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05/03/2014 10:32 AM
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If you have a burn, best thing to do is rub butter on it.
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05/03/2014 10:33 AM
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Then keep the area moist and disinfected with red pepper balm.
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Cayenne pepper will stop bleeding inside and out. For real!
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05/03/2014 10:33 AM
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What a spectacular evet. Must have been a real cut that told you that.
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05/03/2014 10:34 AM
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Then keep the area moist and disinfected with red pepper balm.
 Quoting: Sunset Voulebard


Cayenne pepper will stop bleeding inside and out. For real!
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I'm ever in awe of mother nature.
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05/03/2014 10:34 AM
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If you have a burn, best thing to do is rub butter on it.
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Haha, I read "burn" as "bum"
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05/03/2014 10:36 AM
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SCREW YOU!! Yeah, you know who you are the one that said to use organic lemons to help cleanse a cut in the natural medicine talk awhile ago! Guess what A-HOLE.....I squeezed every organic juice out of that lemon and poured on my paper cut on my left finger and it BURNED!! THANKS FOR NOTHING!

Lesson learned, NEVER believe ANY ADVICE ON THE INTERNET!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57643076


You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer are you?

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05/03/2014 10:36 AM
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Yes, it will sting. A lot of disinfectants do.
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05/03/2014 10:36 AM
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Did you add salt to the lemon? Maybe that's why you didn't get the results you were looking for,
When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold?
No, it's just going to stink more.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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05/03/2014 10:37 AM
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What the hell is it with your sarcastic replies?? Like you never took wrong advice on the net!!

Live and learn, OK??
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05/03/2014 10:38 AM
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Re: To The Person That Told Me To Use Organic Lemons On A Cut
If you have a burn, best thing to do is rub butter on it.
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Haha, I read "burn" as "bum"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48332979


haha, yea, every morning go out and rub butter on the bums lying on the sidewalk.
Azadok61

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05/03/2014 10:43 AM
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lmao

Derrrrrr

Not just lemons, but organic ones.
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That's the funny part he paid extra to be a dumb ass , stuff like this makes the days worth while , lol .
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05/03/2014 10:43 AM
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What the hell is it with your sarcastic replies?? Like you never took wrong advice on the net!!

Live and learn, OK??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57643076


grouphug
shyrlymyrly

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05/03/2014 10:44 AM
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Hahaha. This thread is hilarious. laugh
I'm a bibletard, sorry for the inconvenience.
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05/03/2014 10:53 AM
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LOL OP, your dumb ass deserved it. LOL
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laugh
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05/03/2014 10:58 AM
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Derrrrrrrr, Hey Daaaaaaaaaaveyyyyyyyyyy....
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05/03/2014 11:07 AM
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Re: To The Person That Told Me To Use Organic Lemons On A Cut
yes yes just hold it in battery acid for 1 hour all done no need for hospitals
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05/03/2014 11:09 AM
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Re: To The Person That Told Me To Use Organic Lemons On A Cut
Juice from a freshly diced Jalapeno applied directly to the cut will increase healing time by 80%.
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05/03/2014 11:16 AM
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Re: To The Person That Told Me To Use Organic Lemons On A Cut
honey is very good at helping cuts to heal.

do your own research
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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05/03/2014 11:32 AM
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Re: To The Person That Told Me To Use Organic Lemons On A Cut
How am I dumb to pay more for organic lemons??
I paid 3 organic lemons imported from Ecuador for $2 that was on sale at Whole Foods the other day. Sometimes they are not on sale, sometimes THEY ARE!

I did this to cleanse myself drinking IT EVERYDAY FIRST THING IN THE MORNING ON AN EMPTY STOMACH. I was told (due to my hobby) that in case if I cut myself TO USE ORGANIC LEMONS!!!

And now the asshole gave me bad advice! I SALUTE THE FINGER TO YOU ALL since I know Im not the only that used lemons for cuts!!

Kapish??!? You guys are the fools in the end since Im the one getting the benefits of drinking this stuff!! GO to hell with your jokes!
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05/03/2014 11:34 AM
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How am I dumb to pay more for organic lemons??
I paid 3 organic lemons imported from Ecuador for $2 that was on sale at Whole Foods the other day. Sometimes they are not on sale, sometimes THEY ARE!

I did this to cleanse myself drinking IT EVERYDAY FIRST THING IN THE MORNING ON AN EMPTY STOMACH. I was told (due to my hobby) that in case if I cut myself TO USE ORGANIC LEMONS!!!

And now the asshole gave me bad advice! I SALUTE THE FINGER TO YOU ALL since I know Im not the only that used lemons for cuts!!

Kapish??!? You guys are the fools in the end since Im the one getting the benefits of drinking this stuff!! GO to hell with your jokes!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57643076


The Lemons have gone to your head. I'm afraid you're going to need the antidote but I don't feel like telling you what it is since you were so rude.
Anonymous Coward
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05/03/2014 11:38 AM
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Re: To The Person That Told Me To Use Organic Lemons On A Cut
How am I dumb to pay more for organic lemons??
I paid 3 organic lemons imported from Ecuador for $2 that was on sale at Whole Foods the other day. Sometimes they are not on sale, sometimes THEY ARE!

I did this to cleanse myself drinking IT EVERYDAY FIRST THING IN THE MORNING ON AN EMPTY STOMACH. I was told (due to my hobby) that in case if I cut myself TO USE ORGANIC LEMONS!!!

And now the asshole gave me bad advice! I SALUTE THE FINGER TO YOU ALL since I know Im not the only that used lemons for cuts!!

Kapish??!? You guys are the fools in the end since Im the one getting the benefits of drinking this stuff!! GO to hell with your jokes!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57643076


LOL

This thread is too funny.

LOL

So let me get this OP, you are paying 66 cents per lemon that supposed to have these great benefits and you are also saying that other people have done what you just did for your cuts??

LOL

Funniest thread in a long time
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05/03/2014 11:43 AM

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Re: To The Person That Told Me To Use Organic Lemons On A Cut
These are among the stupidest threads ever on glp and have been done hundreds of times. What's the point?
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05/03/2014 11:48 AM
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Re: To The Person That Told Me To Use Organic Lemons On A Cut
Hydrogen peroxide is good for cuts



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I have actually tried it.





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