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Why are women not happy with what they have?

 
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Why are women not happy with what they have?
The need to plaster their faces with paint.

Mask their smell with scents.

The need to shave their body.

The need to change hair colour every so often.

Wear shoes that hurt their feet and not safe to walk in.

Wear tight dresses that restrict their movement.



What else have I missed?
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Re: Why are women not happy with what they have?
You think men are really much different in the vanity stakes? They both do it for the same reason....to attract the opposi


....actually...hang on a minute. Let's start from the beginning, shall we?

Come over here and sit on my knee.


Now, listen carefully....there are birds, and there are bees, right? And Mr Bird sees Mrs Bird and thinks...



....to be continued..cos it's bedtime...
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Re: Why are women not happy with what they have?
The need to plaster their faces with paint.

Mask their smell with scents.

The need to shave their body.

The need to change hair colour every so often.

Wear shoes that hurt their feet and not safe to walk in.

Wear tight dresses that restrict their movement.



What else have I missed?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57657978


nope
nope
only when I am uncomfortable
Only with henna, doesnt pollute the planet
ecco shoes for me
tank tops & jeans

I am happy and grateful for my life, my spot on the planet, my health.

No complaints. It would only add to my karma & I'd have to balance next life. I want to balance in THIS life.
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Re: Why are women not happy with what they have?
The need to plaster their faces with paint.

Mask their smell with scents.

The need to shave their body.

The need to change hair colour every so often.

Wear shoes that hurt their feet and not safe to walk in.

Wear tight dresses that restrict their movement.



What else have I missed?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57657978


The simplest answer is because they're morons and followers.

Men are only marginally better in this regard.

Give me a healthy natural woman anyday. Body hair, smells, and all...
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Re: Why are women not happy with what they have?
You think men are really much different in the vanity stakes? They both do it for the same reason....to attract the opposi


....actually...hang on a minute. Let's start from the beginning, shall we?

Come over here and sit on my knee.


Now, listen carefully....there are birds, and there are bees, right? And Mr Bird sees Mrs Bird and thinks...



....to be continued..cos it's bedtime...
 Quoting: Shoot-Straight Johnny


ask a women why they do such things and they will answer "I do it for myself"

- why do women lie?
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Re: Why are women not happy with what they have?
The need to plaster their faces with paint.

Mask their smell with scents.

The need to shave their body.

The need to change hair colour every so often.

Wear shoes that hurt their feet and not safe to walk in.

Wear tight dresses that restrict their movement.



What else have I missed?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57657978


nope
nope
only when I am uncomfortable
Only with henna, doesnt pollute the planet
ecco shoes for me
tank tops & jeans

I am happy and grateful for my life, my spot on the planet, my health.

No complaints. It would only add to my karma & I'd have to balance next life. I want to balance in THIS life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48141570


You know your are one of the minority though.
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Re: Why are women not happy with what they have?
The need to plaster their faces with paint.

Mask their smell with scents.

The need to shave their body.

The need to change hair colour every so often.

Wear shoes that hurt their feet and not safe to walk in.

Wear tight dresses that restrict their movement.



What else have I missed?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57657978


The simplest answer is because they're morons and followers.

Men are only marginally better in this regard.

Give me a healthy natural woman anyday. Body hair, smells, and all...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31974696


I don't want to call anyone a moron, but followers for sure.
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Re: Why are women not happy with what they have?
The need to plaster their faces with paint.

Mask their smell with scents.

The need to shave their body.

The need to change hair colour every so often.

Wear shoes that hurt their feet and not safe to walk in.

Wear tight dresses that restrict their movement.



What else have I missed?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57657978


Get tattoos and piercings?
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Re: Why are women not happy with what they have?
You think men are really much different in the vanity stakes? They both do it for the same reason....to attract the opposi


....actually...hang on a minute. Let's start from the beginning, shall we?

Come over here and sit on my knee.


Now, listen carefully....there are birds, and there are bees, right? And Mr Bird sees Mrs Bird and thinks...



....to be continued..cos it's bedtime...
 Quoting: Shoot-Straight Johnny


ask a women why they do such things and they will answer "I do it for myself"

- why do women lie?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57657978


Because lashing out, being defensive, being insecure, and so forth is for some reason preferable than critical self-examination, honesty, and being comfortable in their own skin.
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Re: Why are women not happy with what they have?
ask a women why they do such things and they will answer "I do it for myself"

- why do women lie?
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Ooohh....you DIDN'T!

You didn't just suggest that women sometimes lie, did you? rofl
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Re: Why are women not happy with what they have?
You think men are really much different in the vanity stakes? They both do it for the same reason....to attract the opposi


....actually...hang on a minute. Let's start from the beginning, shall we?

Come over here and sit on my knee.


Now, listen carefully....there are birds, and there are bees, right? And Mr Bird sees Mrs Bird and thinks...



....to be continued..cos it's bedtime...
 Quoting: Shoot-Straight Johnny


Thinking on, why do happily married women do these things then??
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Re: Why are women not happy with what they have?
It's a game to attract the most capable men.

In reality though....make up was introduced by fallen angels in the book of Enoch. So in some ways I see your point OP.
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Re: Why are women not happy with what they have?
The need to plaster their faces with paint.

Mask their smell with scents.

The need to shave their body.

The need to change hair colour every so often.

Wear shoes that hurt their feet and not safe to walk in.

Wear tight dresses that restrict their movement.



What else have I missed?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57657978


Get tattoos and piercings?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57650830


nope, although I did get my ear pierced as a kid.
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Re: Why are women not happy with what they have?
Perhaps there ate none with an eye for natural beauty, and the will to express it to a lady. Perhaps more worship at the alter of money than those who worship at the mound of Venus.
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Re: Why are women not happy with what they have?
It's a game to attract the most capable men.

In reality though....make up was introduced by fallen angels in the book of Enoch. So in some ways I see your point OP.
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again, what about woman who are happy in a relationship?
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Re: Why are women not happy with what they have?
It's a game to attract the most capable men.

In reality though....make up was introduced by fallen angels in the book of Enoch. So in some ways I see your point OP.
 Quoting: Chip


again, what about woman who are happy in a relationship?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57657978


Gotsta look good for their man. I honestly don't mind if other men find the woman I am with attractive. It just means you've won. If the woman wants another man....move on to the next one.

It's all win win.
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Re: Why are women not happy with what they have?
Yeah, you have a point about happily married women doing it too. They are always insecure and always seeking approval it seems.

But it's also pretty amazing how much time some men spend at the mirror as well, preening themselves for hours, like puffs. Mind you, I did it quite a bit myself in my 'pulling' days, so I can't really criticize.
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Re: Why are women not happy with what they have?
It's a game to attract the most capable men.

In reality though....make up was introduced by fallen angels in the book of Enoch. So in some ways I see your point OP.
 Quoting: Chip


again, what about woman who are happy in a relationship?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57657978


Because they're not happy. They're never happy. Never fulfilled.

They're always looking for a better deal, or at least, they always want to be desired by other men.

There are exceptions to the above. But I think it's a realistic characterization overall.
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Re: Why are women not happy with what they have?
ask a women why they do such things and they will answer "I do it for myself"

- why do women lie?
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Ooohh....you DIDN'T!

You didn't just suggest that women sometimes lie, did you? rofl
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Ena Sharples and Florrie Lindley never lied, in't Rovers!
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Re: Why are women not happy with what they have?
Yeah, you have a point about happily married women doing it too. They are always insecure and always seeking approval it seems.

But it's also pretty amazing how much time some men spend at the mirror as well, preening themselves for hours, like puffs. Mind you, I did it quite a bit myself in my 'pulling' days, so I can't really criticize.
 Quoting: Shoot-Straight Johnny


A lot of 'modern men' are heading that way, it is pretty sad.
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The wax is not for me.
Who really goes through the ritualistic torture of being waxed and says "I'm doing this for myself".
I think OP is making things up.
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Re: Why are women not happy with what they have?
Come on women of glp, what says you?


This thread isn't about bashing women, it is about trying to understand why, and how deep the brainwashing (for want of a better word) goes.
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Re: Why are women not happy with what they have?
It's a game to attract the most capable men.

In reality though....make up was introduced by fallen angels in the book of Enoch. So in some ways I see your point OP.
 Quoting: Chip


again, what about woman who are happy in a relationship?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57657978


Because they're not happy. They're never happy. Never fulfilled.

They're always looking for a better deal, or at least, they always want to be desired by other men.

There are exceptions to the above. But I think it's a realistic characterization overall.
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Come on female glpers


don't make me agree with this guy.
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Re: Why are women not happy with what they have?
The wax is not for me.
Who really goes through the ritualistic torture of being waxed and says "I'm doing this for myself".
I think OP is making things up.
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why do you shave?


(lots of women respond with "for comfort"

....Hey I never shave my legs and they are not uncomfortable.
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Re: Why are women not happy with what they have?
ask a women why they do such things and they will answer "I do it for myself"

- why do women lie?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57657978


Ooohh....you DIDN'T!

You didn't just suggest that women sometimes lie, did you? rofl
 Quoting: Shoot-Straight Johnny


Ena Sharples and Florrie Lindley never lied, in't Rovers!
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See all....'ear all...and say nowt. Oh aye.
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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Re: Why are women not happy with what they have?
ask a women why they do such things and they will answer "I do it for myself"

- why do women lie?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57657978


Ooohh....you DIDN'T!

You didn't just suggest that women sometimes lie, did you? rofl
 Quoting: Shoot-Straight Johnny


Ena Sharples and Florrie Lindley never lied, in't Rovers!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57650830


See all....'ear all...and say nowt. Oh aye.
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Eat all ... drink all ... pay nowt!
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Re: Why are women not happy with what they have?
why do you shave?


(lots of women respond with "for comfort"

....Hey I never shave my legs and they are not uncomfortable.
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They shave because "everyone else is doing it." It's no deeper than that.

Sheeple par excellence.


Being made fun of for having hairy legs is utterly terrifying to them.

Totally insecure, and fickle, to the core.
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Re: Why are women not happy with what they have?
Why do women wear low cut tops but then get angry if I look at their cleavage?
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Re: Why are women not happy with what they have?
why do you shave?


(lots of women respond with "for comfort"

....Hey I never shave my legs and they are not uncomfortable.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57657978


They shave because "everyone else is doing it." It's no deeper than that.

Sheeple par excellence.


Being made fun of for having hairy legs is utterly terrifying to them.

Totally insecure, and fickle, to the core.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31974696


I soo want this not to be the case but I fear you maybe right.
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Why do women wear low cut tops but then get angry if I look at their cleavage?
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They also get angry if you make a point of NOT looking!

It's the classic "Does this dress make my arse look fat?"

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Re: Why are women not happy with what they have?
Damn, I gotta go.



Come on ladies of glp, give us something of substance so you can fight your corner so to speak.

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