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IM WITH THE PACIFIC CHAPTER OF THE ILLUMINATI - ASK ME TWO QUESTIONS

 
HeWhoKnows
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05/03/2014 11:51 PM
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IM WITH THE PACIFIC CHAPTER OF THE ILLUMINATI - ASK ME TWO QUESTIONS
I'M LOCATED 7 DEGREES ABOVE THE EQUATOR. MY UNCLE CALLS ON THE PHONE AND TELLS ME TO TAKE TOMATO PLANTS INDOORS.

THE PROBLEM IN UKRAINE WAS ENGINEERED BY SUBWAY SAMMICH FRANCHISES OWNED BY THE PACIFIC CHAPTER OF THE ILLUMINATI (THE GUYS BEHIND THE EARTH'S SPIN).

WE'RE IN CHARGE OF MAKING THE EARTH SPIN NATURALLY. DUE TO THE EARTH'S AXIS TILT, WE HAVE COUNTERWEIGHTS INSTALLED HERE 7 DEGREES ABOVE THE EQUATOR TO MAKE SURE THE EARTH DOESN'T TIP OVER AND ROLLS AWAY INTO DEEP SPACE.

SEVERAL THOUSAND YEARS AGO, OUR ANCESTORS LANDED ON THE MOON AND CUT DOWN ALL THE TREES TO USE AS FIREWOOD WHEN THE EARTH WAS FROZEN.

WHEN THE FIRST EUROPEANS ARRIVED ON OUR BEACHES, WE HELD THE FIRST WET T-SHIRT AND BIKINI CONTEST UNDER COCONUT TREES.

WE GAVE GANJA (CANNABIS) OR MARIJUANA TO AN INDIAN YOGI NAMED SIDDARTHA (POPULARLY KNOWN AS "THE BUDDAH") THE ORIGIN OF HIS NAME "BUDDAH" COMES FROM THE ANCIENT MICRONESIAN WORD FOR "BUDS" (THE ICKY STICKY KIND).
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Re: IM WITH THE PACIFIC CHAPTER OF THE ILLUMINATI - ASK ME TWO QUESTIONS
The most powerful man in the world is...
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Re: IM WITH THE PACIFIC CHAPTER OF THE ILLUMINATI - ASK ME TWO QUESTIONS
do you fear the HAMMER?

if not, why?
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05/04/2014 12:04 AM
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Re: IM WITH THE PACIFIC CHAPTER OF THE ILLUMINATI - ASK ME TWO QUESTIONS
OP seems wise. I am with OP.
HeWhoKnows (OP)
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05/04/2014 05:14 AM
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Re: IM WITH THE PACIFIC CHAPTER OF THE ILLUMINATI - ASK ME TWO QUESTIONS
The most powerful man in the world is...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42472423


Rinki Tinki - alien human reptilian hybrid rumored to be the one with the purest blood.
HeWhoKnows (OP)
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05/04/2014 05:17 AM
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Re: IM WITH THE PACIFIC CHAPTER OF THE ILLUMINATI - ASK ME TWO QUESTIONS
A hammer without a sickle isn't worth the steel or wood it is made from.

Duderonomy 5:17 = Thou Shalt not Schkill


do you fear the HAMMER?

if not, why?
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05/04/2014 05:21 AM
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Re: IM WITH THE PACIFIC CHAPTER OF THE ILLUMINATI - ASK ME TWO QUESTIONS
My cousin who is a reptilian human hybrid has invited me to visit his home on the darkside of the moon. I will submit a trip report soon.

Right now, there are still mosquitoes here. I am eating dried salted octopus which is wild caught not farmed. Everything here is wild caught. IT IS PACIFIC FRESH!
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05/04/2014 05:37 AM
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Re: IM WITH THE PACIFIC CHAPTER OF THE ILLUMINATI - ASK ME TWO QUESTIONS
What are your thoughts on currency?
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05/04/2014 05:49 AM
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so the fuku 'crisis' is made up ..there's no nukes leaking right? or we'd already be dead and dying...
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A hammer without a sickle isn't worth the steel or wood it is made from.

Duderonomy 5:17 = Thou Shalt not Schkill


do you fear the HAMMER?

if not, why?
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 Quoting: HeWhoKnows 57179724


well said HeWhoGrows

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05/04/2014 08:16 PM
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Re: IM WITH THE PACIFIC CHAPTER OF THE ILLUMINATI - ASK ME TWO QUESTIONS
US Debt is also now considered a currency. It works almost like paper/coin currency but more versatile and adjustable to your whims.

Your best choice right now is to get a feel for DarkWallet, then when you're ready, take that leap of faith into unchartered territory.


What are your thoughts on currency?
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HeWhoKnows (OP)
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05/04/2014 08:20 PM
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OP seems wise. I am with OP.
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Thanks for the vote of confidence but the Democrats will need it more than I do.

I am about to sink my teeth into a ripe and juicy mango - also wild caught so it is PACIFIC FRESH!
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05/04/2014 08:27 PM
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Re: IM WITH THE PACIFIC CHAPTER OF THE ILLUMINATI - ASK ME TWO QUESTIONS
This morning I spoke to a man with a mustache who just happened to walk by as I was eating a plump, juicy, and deliciously ripe mango.

This is what he had to say about Fukushima - The ICE WALL will not work as advertised. It'll only prolong the ERECTION (Japanese word for Election), and make Viagara (Rhymes with Niagara for a reason) obsolete when the sheep finally get their vote.

Confidence in your mortal stupidities is waning. The Dark Lord of the East rises above Mount Fujitsu. Radioactive NINJ4s will fly without wings.


so the fuku 'crisis' is made up ..there's no nukes leaking right? or we'd already be dead and dying...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11995984

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