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Britain's Vainest Man...... Better Looking Than Brad Pitt

 
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Britain's Vainest Man...... Better Looking Than Brad Pitt
'I'm Britain's vainest man and I'm proud of it!' Meet the personal trainer who spends £10,000 a year on his looks and claims he's more handsome than Brad Pitt

Few are the men who don't want to look good but for personal trainer Matt Dunford, preening has become a full time job that costs up to £10,000 a year.

In total, Dunford, who describes himself as 'Britain's vainest man' and began his grooming regime aged 19, has spent £100,000 on looking good.

But it seems his hard work has paid off: He says he has never been turned down by a woman and has to fend off hordes of potential dates every time he goes out.

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]



He is fugging UUUUGGGGLLLLYYY


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MORE FIRE!!!... and sling it while it's hot.!!
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05/06/2014 09:41 AM
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Well OP having traveled trough the UK quite often I have to remind you that for British standards he probably is in the top 1000....

British women I wouldn't go near in a million years they look like little (drunk) trolls.
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05/06/2014 09:42 AM
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I can go down here to the local Waffle House in Deliverance, SC and see a better looking guy.
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Man you say... I say its a fracking queer!
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05/06/2014 09:45 AM
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Uh no, not attractive at all.
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Wow. He's a legend.

Sorry, I meant bell-end.
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He's alright. I wouldn't look twice if I saw him down the street. He looks like he may be gay.

Chris Hemsworth looks a lot better than that.
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05/06/2014 10:19 AM
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Hahaha what a fag
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you can't polish a turd
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05/06/2014 10:25 AM
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He looks like a queer, puff to me, big jessy.
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Well OP having traveled trough the UK quite often I have to remind you that for British standards he probably is in the top 1000....

British women I wouldn't go near in a million years they look like little (drunk) trolls.
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lmao you must be referring to the jeremy kyle-esque women over here..... true dat
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Needle Dick the buttphucker.

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05/06/2014 10:37 AM
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A clone of William DaFoe NOT good looking at all. Fugly!
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I guess the facials arne't working, he's got a big pimple on his forehead.
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If he's 'good looking' then I will eat my shit without salt nor pepper!

Admittedly his physical shape is good and he does look after himself well. But if you took away the grooming part of him then he'd be nothing!.

He talks about women 'bugging' him when hes out and about but, it all depends on what these 'women' are like to begin with!.

Whatever he claims to be, there is one word that comes to mind for me...TWAT!
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05/06/2014 10:48 AM
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This is just a troll article to get clicks and debate going no doubt.

That said, there is a certain delusion among a lot of brits for some reason as to what is considered 'beautiful'. I see em a lot in Hong Kong in particular: middle age (though also younger and older) women who get this intense fake tan going, that borders on being orange. It's like they think people dye don't know it's fake.

They then get this bottle blond in their hair, again, so obviously fake. The long nails, heaps of cheap make-up. It's so gross! And so English.

You can spot em a mile away, and sure enough, get close enough...always Brits.
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05/06/2014 10:50 AM
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Jebbes Christ...why is this thread pinned?
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This is just a troll article to get clicks and debate going no doubt.

That said, there is a certain delusion among a lot of brits for some reason as to what is considered 'beautiful'. I see em a lot in Hong Kong in particular: middle age (though also younger and older) women who get this intense fake tan going, that borders on being orange. It's like they think people dye don't know it's fake.

They then get this bottle blond in their hair, again, so obviously fake. The long nails, heaps of cheap make-up. It's so gross! And so English.

You can spot em a mile away, and sure enough, get close enough...always Brits.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57759266


Well Brits are the ugliest group of people in the World.
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Jebbes Christ...why is this thread pinned?
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Because this shit is important sockpuppet
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he has a zit on his forehead, and his eyes are too close together
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Kinell I'm better looking than that fella and I don't spend fuck all in terms of vanity. :D
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My first pin EVAH!

:moshppit: hf
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My first pin EVAH!

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ahem
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Kinell I'm better looking than that fella and I don't spend fuck all in terms of vanity. :D
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pics or bsflag
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Jebbes Christ...why is this thread pinned?
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Because this shit is important sockpuppet
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GMO version of Brad Pitt
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gay with a giant zit on his forehead!
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Re: Britain's Vainest Man...... Better Looking Than Brad Pitt
This is just a troll article to get clicks and debate going no doubt.

That said, there is a certain delusion among a lot of brits for some reason as to what is considered 'beautiful'. I see em a lot in Hong Kong in particular: middle age (though also younger and older) women who get this intense fake tan going, that borders on being orange. It's like they think people dye don't know it's fake.

They then get this bottle blond in their hair, again, so obviously fake. The long nails, heaps of cheap make-up. It's so gross! And so English.

You can spot em a mile away, and sure enough, get close enough...always Brits.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57759266


Well Brits are the ugliest group of people in the World.
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And MOST Americans are...?
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My gaydar is overloaded looking at that guy.

Fruit.

Loop.





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