Think your job sucks? I have to dig up a one year old dead body tomorrow..q

Should have chose a better spot when you put him in....lol

I'd bring cable cutters for jewelry.

Just move the headstone.

Well the family gets to choose the spot, I don't know whats worse, digging the guy up or carrying the coffin to the new grave lol

When I worked in custodial for a university,the psychology building I worked in sank and crushed it's own sewage pipes and the huge basement filled up with raw sewage, I still knew that there were shittier jobs out there.

That's the problem with coffins. If the body was just in the ground it would be nearly dissolved into the soil in one year where I live.

Granted I generally strip the hide and flesh from the bodies I bury before they go into the earth.

It can always be better, but it can always be worse, let's hope the coffin doesn't break while I stand on it tomorrow..

Cheers!

You have to carry it? Why don't you put it on a truck or golf cart? Work smarter, not harder ruski!

...and for the smell; here in America, we have these things call respirators. Surely your country is not so ass-backwards, that you don't have respirators.

Slave system mentality = My job is horrible and I'm wasting my days but at least I can barely almost survive!

yes, that shouldn't have cinematically disastrous results.

Don't bodies get embalmed in Russia?

undertakers remove all the organs and fill the body with liquid resin or something. I don't think they rot and stink.

supposedly Russians are the best embalmers in the world, they embalmed all their Leaders like Lenin, his body was perfectly preserved.

Do it as good and with as much love as you can. The child deserves it. Please. Never do what you have to do, always only do what you want to do.

Last Edited by Let's Go Brandon on 05/08/2014 07:23 PM

Watch out for zombies

I would think it may fall off with the finger, very easy

It's not a child and even with embalming it's going to rot

Suck it up. Us funeral directors are use to this shit. I picked up one off the railroad tracks last weekend.

Just another day at the funeral home.

Well OP you and others here have a very important task, I didn't mean to make light in my previous post, I'm sorry.

A sad, unhappy task, yet still important. There aren't many people who do what you do.

ANYONE WHO WORKS WITH THE DEAD ARE SAINTS TO ME

HAS TO BE ONE HELL OF A JOB DEALING WITH THE DEAD

GOD BLESS YOU ALL!!!

Thanks and you too, not saying it's gruesome, others might find it a bit disturbing though, just saying all these people complaining about their jobs is a bit humorous