911 Call: Subway Put Marinara Sauce on My Pizza, and It's Terrible

A woman called 911 last Thursday to report her local Subway franchise for putting marinara—instead of "pizza sauce"—on her flatbread pizza, and ended up in jail herself for misuse of the 911 system.

"It's terrible," Bevalente Michette Hall told a Gastonia, N.C., police dispatcher, "I told 'em I can't eat this kind of sauce."

[link to gawker.com]