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How To Marry The Right Girl: A Mathematical Solution

 
BRIEF

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Mathematically, for a man, marriage makes no sense, because he risks losing half his shit when she divorces...from a woman's perspective, she's looking for ultimate security.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Do da maff, dawg.

Wimmen initiate 75% of divorces. The courts are stacked against men so women get to take half his stuff and prevent him from seeing his children.

Don't get married.
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I was married for nearly a decade before she took off...but I'm smarter than the average bear. I got custody of the three kids and didn't lose half my shit...figured out how to legally end spouse maintenance too :) fuck her
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Lol coming from Miss Never Been Married!

:cruise big:
 Quoting: Simple27


manic lol in a society driven by behavior modification, social engineering, conditioning the likes of a superbowl halftime show.

I find multiple partner sex not to be loving; Rather, demoralizing and exploitative of one if not both whom otherwise would be lovers. Sure two guys and one girl sounds nasty, but two girls and one guy does not sound like a loving situation to me either.

I would not expect nor demand anyone I love to join in multiple partner sex; Because, I would love the person I am with and it would not allow for a healthy loving relationship over several decades to mature properly.

So, anyone that claims to love me expecting me to get it on with multiple partners or demands that I have sex with other people for their pleasure does not love me at all and never did. It also does not make it right for them to continuously stalk me nor have their sex-ritual cult stalk me while conspiring and attempting to murder me.

You likely do not mean the aforementioned per say;
But, I know what you mean, I think scratching .
heartbreak

Last Edited by TastyThoughts on 05/16/2014 08:59 AM
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Serious question. How does one determine the universe of prospects to apply the 36.8% to. If I were doing this to find the right roofing company, for example, there could literally be 100 in my immediate area, I would need quotes from 37 of them? How does one determine the size of prospects to begin with?
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Yo yoy ?Face palmer I need a pen and a paper for this one lol
I liked your brain and falling in love train as well lol..

Are you marry yet by the way, you seem to know that women is that be all end all for us Men, or is there a better goal I am curious... scratching
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Sorry, but... wat?
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We're gonna need a gibberish to English dictionary.
 Quoting: calx

Oh. My. God.

/me falls out of chair laughing
 Quoting: Éireann


Are you O.K.?
.
I hope you didn't break your funny bone.
chuckle
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"Something is smelly! Something is smelly, like an old barnacle encrusted shoe washing ashore in the middle of summer." (TastyThoughts)
"Yes happy Earth day. Now go tell the wicked to stop damaging the Human Species therefore/and the Earth; For, they are discombobulating the entire Universe and upsetting the Most High God." (TastyThoughts)
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Serious question. How does one determine the universe of prospects to apply the 36.8% to. If I were doing this to find the right roofing company, for example, there could literally be 100 in my immediate area, I would need quotes from 37 of them? How does one determine the size of prospects to begin with?
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the math is flawed.
.
Likely not a complete fallacy, but massively flawed.
.
The variables are incomplete and lacking in reality.
"They cannot see what's-up if They are looking down." (TastyThoughts)
"Something is smelly! Something is smelly, like an old barnacle encrusted shoe washing ashore in the middle of summer." (TastyThoughts)
"Yes happy Earth day. Now go tell the wicked to stop damaging the Human Species therefore/and the Earth; For, they are discombobulating the entire Universe and upsetting the Most High God." (TastyThoughts)
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Lol coming from Miss Never Been Married!

:cruise big:
 Quoting: Simple27


You'll get married one day! You are a beautiful person with a sweet personality. Who ever marries you is going to be a lucky man!

hf
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Stinking breath is always a turn off. :<
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That, and body odor. I hate poor hygiene !! That's a turn off no matter how cute you are.
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Mathematically, for a man, marriage makes no sense, because he risks losing half his shit when she divorces...from a woman's perspective, she's looking for ultimate security.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Do da maff, dawg.

Wimmen initiate 75% of divorces. The courts are stacked against men so women get to take half his stuff and prevent him from seeing his children.

Don't get married.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41056567


I was married for nearly a decade before she took off...but I'm smarter than the average bear. I got custody of the three kids and didn't lose half my shit...figured out how to legally end spouse maintenance too :) fuck her
 Quoting: BRIEF


clappa
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Lol coming from Miss Never Been Married!

:cruise big:
 Quoting: Simple27


manic lol in a society driven by behavior modification, social engineering, conditioning the likes of a superbowl halftime show.

I find multiple partner sex not to be loving; Rather, demoralizing and exploitative of one if not both whom otherwise would be lovers. Sure two guys and one girl sounds nasty, but two girls and one guy does not sound like a loving situation to me either.

I would not expect nor demand anyone I love to join in multiple partner sex; Because, I would love the person I am with and it would not allow for a healthy loving relationship over several decades to mature properly.

So, anyone that claims to love me expecting me to get it on with multiple partners or demands that I have sex with other people for their pleasure does not love me at all and never did. It also does not make it right for them to continuously stalk me nor have their sex-ritual cult stalk me while conspiring and attempting to murder me.

You likely do not mean the aforementioned per say;
But, I know what you mean, I think scratching .
heartbreak
 Quoting: TastyThoughts


I'm not sure if you knew what I meant either. : )

I agree with what you're saying up there. I'm not talking about having multiple sex partners...at all! I'm saying that throughout our lives we have different relationships, or most people do, before finding "the one." That was all I meant by the dating is like the interview process.

Yikes, I didn't mean for it to come off in a gross way. hf

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Lol coming from Miss Never Been Married!

:cruise big:
 Quoting: Simple27


You'll get married one day! You are a beautiful person with a sweet personality. Who ever marries you is going to be a lucky man!

hf
 Quoting: CigarTigher


blush

I don't know...I'm extremely picky. hugs
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Mathematically, for a man, marriage makes no sense, because he risks losing half his shit when she divorces...from a woman's perspective, she's looking for ultimate security. And the word divorce, comes from the Latin root meaning to pull a man's wallet out through his nose.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Brief, is totally correct on this.

There is absolutely no incentive for men to get married.
A supply-limited commodity, instantly transferable worldwide, person-to-person, is intrinsically and uniquely valuable.
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That is so screwed up!

It's like, you got 2 sandwiches and 9 people and only one fork.

How do you slice the sandwiches to fit on two spoons while all 9 people get some of the watermelon?

Safe at home.
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so many shills all in one place.. nice to see you all get along so well
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Lol coming from Miss Never Been Married!

:cruise big:
 Quoting: Simple27


 Quoting: TastyThoughts


I'm not sure if you knew what I meant either. : )

I agree with what you're saying up there. I'm not talking about having multiple sex partners...at all! I'm saying that throughout our lives we have different relationships, or most people do, before finding "the one." That was all I meant by the dating is like the interview process.

Yikes, I didn't mean for it to come off in a gross way. hf

peace
 Quoting: Simple27


LOl,
at the intro in your response.

I surly must apologize for any indelicacy you and anyone else may have experienced by my post. I truly did not mean to offend. I comprehend these subject matters are often difficult to discuss, for they tend to be disgusting in our present modern society.

No, silly.
I did not think you were referring to multiple sex relations; However, I must thank you for your politeness and maturity in this matter. Moreover, I am somehow relieved that someone of your caliber, as well-as anyone else viewing my post regardless of gender, is in agreement.

I do not think the math factors-in social pressures nor indoctrination cult-like manipulations of couples.

Last Edited by TastyThoughts on 05/16/2014 12:39 PM
"They cannot see what's-up if They are looking down." (TastyThoughts)
"Something is smelly! Something is smelly, like an old barnacle encrusted shoe washing ashore in the middle of summer." (TastyThoughts)
"Yes happy Earth day. Now go tell the wicked to stop damaging the Human Species therefore/and the Earth; For, they are discombobulating the entire Universe and upsetting the Most High God." (TastyThoughts)
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Lol coming from Miss Never Been Married!

:cruise big:
 Quoting: Simple27


 Quoting: TastyThoughts


I'm not sure if you knew what I meant either. : )

I agree with what you're saying up there. I'm not talking about having multiple sex partners...at all! I'm saying that throughout our lives we have different relationships, or most people do, before finding "the one." That was all I meant by the dating is like the interview process.

Yikes, I didn't mean for it to come off in a gross way. hf

peace
 Quoting: Simple27


LOl,
at the intro in your response.

I surly must apologize for any indelicacy you and anyone else may have experienced by my post. I truly did not mean to offend. I comprehend these subject matters are often difficult to discuss, for they tend to be disgusting in our present modern society.

No, silly.
I did not think you were referring to multiple sex relations; However, I must thank you for your politeness and maturity in this matter. Moreover, I am somehow relieved that someone of your caliber, as well-as anyone else viewing my post regardless of gender, is in agreement.

I do not think the math factors-in social pressures nor indoctrination cult-like manipulations of couples.
 Quoting: TastyThoughts


phew

Lol! Thank you for clarifying. I'm a bit sleepy today. hf

Edit: I'm just a regular gal...no special caliber : )

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Re: How To Marry The Right Girl: A Mathematical Solution
Well the simple solution for men in the USA is that if you want to get married find a woman in another country.
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:math:
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Please recheck your math. You have an error.
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Lol coming from Miss Never Been Married!

:cruise big:
 Quoting: Simple27


You'll get married one day! You are a beautiful person with a sweet personality. Who ever marries you is going to be a lucky man!

hf
 Quoting: CigarTigher


blush

I don't know...I'm extremely picky. hugs
 Quoting: Simple27


Me too, I also like older men lol. :/
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Lol coming from Miss Never Been Married!

:cruise big:
 Quoting: Simple27

chuckle

Not yet, but you're still young and there's all the time you need to make that "can't live without" decision :)
 Quoting: Éireann


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Clever. hmm
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Stinking breath is always a turn off. :<
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Says you.
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Lol coming from Miss Never Been Married!

:cruise big:
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If that's a pic of you in your avatar, physically you pass my test. Since you are on GLP, mentally you fail my test. I guess I'll marry you, out of pity though.
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Since you are on GLP, mentally you fail my test.
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If this mathematician was looking now he would eliminate all the American girls first, date several french women, and marry a hot Czech, like Caprice.
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If that's a pic of you in your avatar, physically you pass my test. Since you are on GLP, mentally you fail my test. I guess I'll marry you, out of pity though.
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^^^^^
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If that's a pic of you in your avatar, physically you pass my test. Since you are on GLP, mentally you fail my test. I guess I'll marry you, out of pity though.
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^^^^^
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chuckle

Nope, not me in my avatar pic. However, Tell Me Lies has seen my real pic. As well as a bunch of my friends here. And I have seen theirs. :)

I must say, GLP has some good looking peeps (both guys and ladies)!

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chuckle

Nope, not me in my avatar pic. However, Tell Me Lies has seen my real pic. As well as a bunch of my friends here. And I have seen theirs. :)

I must say, GLP has some good looking peeps (both guys and ladies)!

truestory
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Yes to all of the above!
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LOL, my last manager offered me raise to keep me from going to a rival company. Said no problem, in the works.

Two weeks later he quit and left me hanging.

About a month after that the company closed my branch and I was unemployed!

So yes, the theory does not always work out.
 Quoting: TheGasMan II


LOL! Sorry, must have posted on the wrong thread!
In my defense, it was 3 something in the morning and I was drunk!

tgmfail1

Now, I wonder where this was supposed to go?

Note to self: Don't post on GLP when drunk.

Yeah right!

chuckle

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chuckle

Nope, not me in my avatar pic. However, Tell Me Lies has seen my real pic. As well as a bunch of my friends here. And I have seen theirs. :)

I must say, GLP has some good looking peeps (both guys and ladies)!

truestory
 Quoting: Simple27


Yes to all of the above!
 Quoting: Tell Me Lies


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tgmlolkitty

LOL, my last manager offered me raise to keep me from going to a rival company. Said no problem, in the works.

Two weeks later he quit and left me hanging.

About a month after that the company closed my branch and I was unemployed!

So yes, the theory does not always work out.
 Quoting: TheGasMan II


LOL! Sorry, must have posted on the wrong thread!
In my defense, it was 3 something in the morning and I was drunk!

tgmfail1

Now, I wonder where this was supposed to go?

Note to self: Don't post on GLP when drunk.

Yeah right!

chuckle
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