LOL!!! Woman sues city over "sex-toy" ban in GA. Wait, sex-toy ban? WTF??? Someone PIN this! | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 58058907 United States 05/16/2014 05:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Check out the pics of the city council members, this ought to explain a little of this, lol [link to www.sandyspringsga.org] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 58058907 United States 05/16/2014 05:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Also, here is a blog about it with a funny as shit commercial at the end of it: From the blog: I’d love to dismiss this as some leftover ordinance from the 1920s. The problem is that Sandy Springs didn’t become a city until 2005. Which means that some time AFTER George W Bush became president, elected city officials cast a vote to regulate access to french ticklers, the Butterfly Kiss and Pink Pleasers. [link to michaelgraham.com] |
redrocket (OP) User ID: 36546077 United States 05/16/2014 05:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Also, here is a blog about it with a funny as shit commercial at the end of it: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58058907 From the blog: I’d love to dismiss this as some leftover ordinance from the 1920s. The problem is that Sandy Springs didn’t become a city until 2005. Which means that some time AFTER George W Bush became president, elected city officials cast a vote to regulate access to french ticklers, the Butterfly Kiss and Pink Pleasers. [link to michaelgraham.com] Hey guys! Oh, big gulps huh? Alright (pause) welp, see ya later. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 56747336 United States 05/16/2014 06:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | so there are banning cucumbers, bananas, and anything else that looks like a penis or shakes???? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 536288 Sheeples come out of the herd and tell them to fuck all of there stupid ass rules...this used to be a free country where you can do what you want and you have the right to disagree - that's it you assholes - but you cannot stop someone who doesn't see things like you want them to. Fuck off Rule Makers and NEW Tax creators... Actually, prior to the Griswald v. Connecticut decision in the 1960's such things were outlawed in most, if not all, of the country. The facts of Griswald were that a married Connecticut couplea |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 58063051 Puerto Rico 05/16/2014 06:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They can have my dildo when they pry it from my lube covered dead hands..... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15483798 They will only take my Dick away when is dead & limp in my hands ! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57889246 the right to bear and keep dicks will not be infringed! This is my dick. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My dick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My dick, without me, is useless. Without my dick, I am useless. I must my dick true. I must pee straighter than my enemy who is trying to outrange me. I must pee at him before he pees me. I will... My dick and I know that what counts in sex is not the time we ejaculate , the noise of our burst, nor the mess we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit... My dick is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its foreskin, its shaft, its length and its thickness. I will keep my urethra clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will... Before God, I swear this creed. My dick and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of vaginas. We are the saviors of & creators of life. So be it, until victory is America's and there is no virgin vagina left, come then piss! :dubya: |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 58058815 United States 05/16/2014 07:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well there we go. My perfect business opportunity. I'm gonna start transporting didoes into GA from across their border. Quoting: Seeker of Truth Hell, Seeker, just wrap yourself up in a box and ship yourself to me. I'll take care of you. lol! I'll hide you for myself. Where do I have to be and how long does the offer stand? |
The South Park Agenda User ID: 18998741 United States 05/16/2014 07:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They will only take my Dick away when is dead & limp in my hands ! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57889246 the right to bear and keep dicks will not be infringed! This is my dick. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My dick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My dick, without me, is useless. Without my dick, I am useless. I must my dick true. I must pee straighter than my enemy who is trying to outrange me. I must pee at him before he pees me. I will... My dick and I know that what counts in sex is not the time we ejaculate , the noise of our burst, nor the mess we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit... My dick is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its foreskin, its shaft, its length and its thickness. I will keep my urethra clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will... Before God, I swear this creed. My dick and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of vaginas. We are the saviors of & creators of life. So be it, until victory is America's and there is no virgin vagina left, come then piss! what if you are military and you are leaving for a while. so instead of having your wife or gf fuck others you get a dildo made of your exact cock. and that is illegal too? god we suck as a nation. bring on the metor impact it can't wait any longer. Stuff and goodies... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10913664 United States 05/16/2014 07:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Check out the pics of the city council members, this ought to explain a little of this, lol Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58058907 [link to www.sandyspringsga.org] I bet they all have prescriptions for their dildos. |
Em18966 User ID: 57844656 United States 05/16/2014 07:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They do their public breast feeding sit ins and such - I have a mental picture of 5000 horny people and their favorite devices gathered in the city park for some good, honest American protesting. Seriously, this is what taxpayer dollars are being wasted on legislating during a huge recession. "We can't afford school books and there's no way in hell we're going to discuss free lunches for poor kids, but let's waste weeks and time passing laws to prevent the possession and usage of sex toys within city limits." THIS is what's wrong with America. People saying they want small government and then spending their time and effort trying to legislate SEXUAL MORALITY among consenting adults. Fucking stupidity. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10913664 United States 05/16/2014 07:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect." To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that." |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 54696470 United States 05/16/2014 07:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No .... In this case the ban was necessary. I live in this town and before the ban you would see women everywhere banging themselves with all type of dildos everywhere you went. It was becoming impossible to get any pussy in this town because these bitches felt like they no longer need a real dick inside them. Vote NO on dildo! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 57982104 United States 05/16/2014 07:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Check out the pics of the city council members, this ought to explain a little of this, lol Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58058907 [link to www.sandyspringsga.org] And I bet all good Republicans. This is why the bible thumping cracker south is dangerous to free thinkers......American Taliban. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 23071898 United States 05/16/2014 08:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think the ban is great----needs to be a ban on that filth everywhere. ------------------------------------------------------------ Davenport suffers from multiple sclerosis. “The nerve pathways interfered (with) going to my intimate areas, to the point where I had no feeling,” Davenport said. She told Channel 2’s Rachel Stockman taht the sex toys saved her marriage and that’s why she filed the lawsuit. As sad as that is, perhaps it would be time to forget about sex and enjoy what is left of her life. If anyone needs “toys” to save a marriage, it couldn’t have been that great to begin with. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 57982104 United States 05/16/2014 08:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think the ban is great----needs to be a ban on that filth everywhere. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23071898 ------------------------------------------------------------ Davenport suffers from multiple sclerosis. “The nerve pathways interfered (with) going to my intimate areas, to the point where I had no feeling,” Davenport said. She told Channel 2’s Rachel Stockman taht the sex toys saved her marriage and that’s why she filed the lawsuit. As sad as that is, perhaps it would be time to forget about sex and enjoy what is left of her life. If anyone needs “toys” to save a marriage, it couldn’t have been that great to begin with. Sounds like you'd fit right in under the buckle of the bible belt. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 57889246 Puerto Rico 05/16/2014 09:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I like the "Dildo Smuggler" label...LMAO! Sounds like a great business to be in with all the lonely horny women in Atlanta. Quoting: redrocket China catalog sales beat you to it ! [link to www.alibaba.com] 135 Supplier(s) + Manufacturers What ever happened to ye ole American black stallion brands ? guess local horny bitches had also outsourced dicks! |
redrocket (OP) User ID: 36546077 United States 05/16/2014 09:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I like the "Dildo Smuggler" label...LMAO! Sounds like a great business to be in with all the lonely horny women in Atlanta. Quoting: redrocket China catalog sales beat you to it ! [link to www.alibaba.com] 135 Supplier(s) + Manufacturers What ever happened to ye ole American black stallion brands ? guess local horny bitches had also outsourced dicks! Hey guys! Oh, big gulps huh? Alright (pause) welp, see ya later. |
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