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Post your BIGGEST faux paws ever.

 
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I once asked an old girlfriend, who had since married, when her next baby was due (she already had one). I hadn't seen her in 10 years. Her answer was a snarling "NEVER".

Yup. Not pregnant. Just got fat.

I felt an inch tall.

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Well there's another one. I meant "faux pas" of course.
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fur paws?
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fur paws?
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faux fur paws.
I have the honor of creating a GLP meme so now I am waiting for my endorsement deal from Coors Light Bear

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paws for thought
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I once tapped a girl on the shoulder to ask her something.

'Excuse me, love...'

With a swish of her gorgeous long blonde hair she turned around to reveal that she was in fact a bloke with a beard.


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I once tapped a girl on the shoulder to ask her something.

'Excuse me, love...'

With a swish of her gorgeous long blonde hair she turned around to reveal that she was in fact a bloke with a beard.


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Voting for 'Mr. Hope and Change" the first time around.
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fur paws?
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bear arms
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sometimes it seems that my life is a series of continous faux pas
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Voting for 'Mr. Hope and Change" the first time around.
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sometimes it seems that my life is a series of continous faux pas
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I know, if it weren't for the faux pas, what would I be doing?
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One of my favorites!
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faux pas (en francais)
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I once asked an old girlfriend, who had since married, when her next baby was due (she already had one). I hadn't seen her in 10 years. Her answer was a snarling "NEVER".

Yup. Not pregnant. Just got fat.

I felt an inch tall.

Next?
 Quoting: ITZCOMING


same thing happened to me with a collegue

i guess with you it was different since it used to be a girlfriend. i didnt feel an inch tall. more like "place-replacing shame" for her :-/ lol

she did start exercising after that. :D
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Tucking my long skirt into the back of my panty hose and walking through the parking lot to work. Lots of cat calls and whistles that morning. I thought I had it going on...

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