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QUICK!! You are under attack by zombies!! Grab the 1st thing you see to your left...what did you kill the zombies with?

 
KickAzCarlin

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05/20/2014 11:47 AM
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Re: QUICK!! You are under attack by zombies!! Grab the 1st thing you see to your left...what did you kill the zombies with?
Toilet paper since I'm taking a dump while reading this.
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Re: QUICK!! You are under attack by zombies!! Grab the 1st thing you see to your left...what did you kill the zombies with?
omg there is grape weed too? Why wasn't this around when I was using??? It would go great with this drink I concocted. Called it the "grape ape". Grape koolaid, vodka and stir it with a grape popsicle. yummy!

Cuz hell, if the zombies are here, it's ok to relapse right? You guys kill the zombies, Ima sit on the couch with my pain pills and new weed and watch the world end, lol.
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05/20/2014 11:48 AM
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Re: QUICK!! You are under attack by zombies!! Grab the 1st thing you see to your left...what did you kill the zombies with?
I have a pretty big CPU tower on my desk with a nice big handle... looks metal, strong, heavy, and head crushy...

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Re: QUICK!! You are under attack by zombies!! Grab the 1st thing you see to your left...what did you kill the zombies with?
My safety glasses. Will I not make it out to the factory to see the manufacturing manager?
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05/20/2014 11:49 AM
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Re: QUICK!! You are under attack by zombies!! Grab the 1st thing you see to your left...what did you kill the zombies with?
Toilet paper since I'm taking a dump while reading this.
 Quoting: KickAzCarlin


aahaa! my stepson reads while he is on the toilet. cracks me up!

come to think of it...I bet he knows about this blueberry and grape weed too.

<-------going to visit my college student child!
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05/20/2014 11:50 AM
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Re: QUICK!! You are under attack by zombies!! Grab the 1st thing you see to your left...what did you kill the zombies with?
A can of Bruton Scotch Snuff. No more zombies. (Or at least any zombies who can see or breath anymore). banana2
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Re: QUICK!! You are under attack by zombies!! Grab the 1st thing you see to your left...what did you kill the zombies with?
saw this on FB last night so now i have my tomahawk to my left at all times. ;)
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Wiffle ball bat!
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05/20/2014 11:51 AM
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Re: QUICK!! You are under attack by zombies!! Grab the 1st thing you see to your left...what did you kill the zombies with?
An apartment size piano...I don't play but maybe I can make enough noise to kill it.
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05/20/2014 11:51 AM
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Re: QUICK!! You are under attack by zombies!! Grab the 1st thing you see to your left...what did you kill the zombies with?
On the left, a Bible.pope
On the right, a S&W .357 magnum.343
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23334889


Haha everyone has their gun on the right side.
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05/20/2014 11:51 AM
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My coffee cup...

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05/20/2014 11:52 AM
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Re: QUICK!! You are under attack by zombies!! Grab the 1st thing you see to your left...what did you kill the zombies with?
A pair of Samurai swords
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Re: QUICK!! You are under attack by zombies!! Grab the 1st thing you see to your left...what did you kill the zombies with?
A furry, hot pink pillow.
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05/20/2014 11:53 AM
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Re: QUICK!! You are under attack by zombies!! Grab the 1st thing you see to your left...what did you kill the zombies with?
A cristal ball pen by bic! Oh no!
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Re: QUICK!! You are under attack by zombies!! Grab the 1st thing you see to your left...what did you kill the zombies with?
Various video cards which had little to no effect. So I had to toss a big printer at its head. Blood and toner everywhere...what a mess.
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Re: QUICK!! You are under attack by zombies!! Grab the 1st thing you see to your left...what did you kill the zombies with?
A furry, hot pink pillow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50099979


I can snuggle on that while yall kill the zombies and I relapse
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A pair of Samurai swords
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Badass!
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05/20/2014 11:55 AM
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Re: QUICK!! You are under attack by zombies!! Grab the 1st thing you see to your left...what did you kill the zombies with?
subway napkin. good thing I stocked up.
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Re: QUICK!! You are under attack by zombies!! Grab the 1st thing you see to your left...what did you kill the zombies with?
silicone sealant gun and nunchucks LMAO
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Re: QUICK!! You are under attack by zombies!! Grab the 1st thing you see to your left...what did you kill the zombies with?
A $12.99 full tang sword. Should do the job.

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Re: QUICK!! You are under attack by zombies!! Grab the 1st thing you see to your left...what did you kill the zombies with?
subway napkin. good thing I stocked up.
 Quoting: Frayed Knot

oh good! you can help AC clean up the mess he made with the toner and blood
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05/20/2014 11:56 AM
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Re: QUICK!! You are under attack by zombies!! Grab the 1st thing you see to your left...what did you kill the zombies with?
A Hairclip x.x Omg I'm So Dead! XD
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05/20/2014 11:57 AM
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Re: QUICK!! You are under attack by zombies!! Grab the 1st thing you see to your left...what did you kill the zombies with?
A ceramic rooster and water bottle. It is now "whats for dinner tonight". Yum
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05/20/2014 11:57 AM
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Re: QUICK!! You are under attack by zombies!! Grab the 1st thing you see to your left...what did you kill the zombies with?
Great why do you keep telling me this !!!!! All i got on my left is my 10 yr old toothless yorkie ....She is racist (hates black people) hates children and hates women ,so maybe she can suck them to death ......failing that the wall is the only thing left...pump2
 Quoting: saviour12631


We used to have a racist dog. It was so weird...he came from the shelter that way.
 Quoting: Tinfoil Couture


Had her from a puppy she used to love people now she goes beserk if she even sees a black child outside its embarrassing the way she runs up in full rage and everyone laughs at her as all she can do is suck them...but once she has tried to bite them and all paws flailing at them she walks away happy ....pump2
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05/20/2014 11:59 AM
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Re: QUICK!! You are under attack by zombies!! Grab the 1st thing you see to your left...what did you kill the zombies with?
My coffee cup...

I think I'm fucked...


 Quoting: Saddletramp


If all else fails you can break the cup and use the shards to slit your wrists. At least if dead you wont be bitten since zombies only like to eat alive people.
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an icemat
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05/20/2014 12:02 PM
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Re: QUICK!! You are under attack by zombies!! Grab the 1st thing you see to your left...what did you kill the zombies with?
Bag of Cheese Corn
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Sharp kitchen knife hiding
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Re: QUICK!! You are under attack by zombies!! Grab the 1st thing you see to your left...what did you kill the zombies with?
Bottle of nail polish remover.
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Re: QUICK!! You are under attack by zombies!! Grab the 1st thing you see to your left...what did you kill the zombies with?
AK 47, but it's to my right. On my left there is a handgun in my wife's nightstand, but the AK is closer.
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