Arnold Schwarzenegger: "I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."

Celebrities say the silliest things!
Date: 21st June, 2006
Posted by: Sarah Fisher
Source: Assorted

We are all guilty of coming out with some pretty dull things on occasions and hoping everyone will forget ? but when you are a celebrity, your words are forever etched into showbiz history!! A note to the following celebrities?engage brain before opening mouth?
"Wal-mart...do they like, make walls there?" - Paris Hilton. (No but somebody needs to bang your head against one woman!)

"I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky... a pulsating force of incredible energy." - David Arquette. (No more drugs for that man!)

"People in Portugal, they speak Portugenese don't they?" - Jade Goody. (One word - Doh!)

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields - during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign. (You don?t say!)

"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." - Arnold Schwarzenegger. (No Arnie, it's Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve)

"I've been fortunate - I haven't had too many auditions. I slept with the right people" - Pamela Anderson. (At least the girl is honest!)

"If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him." - Drew Barrymore.
(Ashes to ashes ? Drew to her cat!)

"I always listen to 'NSYNC's Tearin' Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra." - Britney Spears. (Did I just see a tumble weed roll by?)

"My child was not only carried by me, but by the universe." - Celine Dion. (A novel attempt to disguise piling on the pounds)

"You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin." - Laura Dern - on the special effects in the movie 'Jurassic Park.'
(Priceless!)

"Thank you, Brazil!" - Alanis Morrisette - to a Peruvian Audience! (I bet that was one of those 'ground open up and swallow me' moments!)

"Some men send me condoms and underpants. I'm not sure what they want." - Martine McCutcheon. (I'll give one guess love, and it?s not your autograph)

"Doesn't that hurt?" - Anna Nicole Smith - on suicide bombers. (What hurts it how anyone can be that dull)

"I was a little paranoid that I might be buggered by a ghost at 4:00 in the morning." - Johnny Depp - on spending a night in Oscar Wilde's bedroom. (Well, it beats counting sheep)

"If I want to put tits on my back, that's nobody's business but mine." - Cher. (Well if you have anymore face lifts they will be!)

"Some people, well, if they don't like Scientology, well, then, f*%k you. Really. F*&k you. Period." - Tom Cruise. (Now now Tom, touchy touchy)