Would you like some good bad advice? Please ask and you shall receive.

Whose first? Come on yall

How can I avoid people that want to give advice?

OK thanks. . First off never avoid advice from others. Always take it and apply it to your life immediately. If things go bad it's just how you implemented that advice. Your fault for not following directions. Next!

I'm a PhD psychiatrist ask away people. I usually charge 100 per hr for this advice take advantage.

I switched from a razor to tweezers. Should I ditch the shaving cream?

Good question. I don't belive that's necessary although it may be hard to see where you are about to tweezers. Consider lemon juice or rubbing alcohol as it will disinfect and will allow you to see.

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Is it better to be loved or feared?

That's more of a question than advice seeking. However it is better to be an object of lust because it engages both emotions. Fear of rejection and love of skin. Probably better to be a gamer cause no one loves nerds and they are never feared

Thanks for the quick response. Will let you know how it works out.

I am feeling greedy, so would you indulge me with another? I am going to start with my face, and then the rest of my body. Should I start on the back half or start on the front.

Should I go with a steel barrel or fork up the extra money for the chrome lined one?

Which side of a pair of thongs go in the front?

Please help!

Need some income advice.

I'm not looking for a get rich quick scheme.

But I would certainly like to get rich. quick.

I think you should go with a copper barrel. Cheaper and the melting fragments will fuck shit right up

The wider side dug but if your having stomach problems try the big part at the back. It will serve double purpose as a diaper. Kid you not

Go to your local cplumbing and ask him for a kilo of coke on spot. Don't worry they are nice people. If your late on re payment just tell him your mortgage came out that week you should be good as gold

I've recently begun banging a married woman. Should I let her get on top?

Start on the back half especially around the rectum. CLR really helps loosen the hair folicals

Sorry that should have read columbian

I've recently begun banging a married woman. Should I let her get on top?


Let's start by saying your a bastard.. no never let any woman who ducks someone else on top. Do you know what gravity is? Do you really want her husbands spooge on you?

Feces is another good way my friend. Instead of flushing that gold down the tube. Bag it up and dry it out in your house. You can sell that shit for 20$ s pound

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