Confronted my mom about my uncircumcised penis...

Just cut it off yourself.

You can buy home kits on the interwebs.

Time to call up the Rabbi

How come so many of you fuckers felt sorry for the circumcised dude?

only two replies? where's all the GLP tards? bite baby bite

One fucking star because I wasn't mutilated by the people who supposedly love me?
I didn't want to be left unscarred!
I didn't want to enjoy better orgasms!!
Fuck!

The bitch has gone against God and now I'm fucked. Well, masturbated...

Well, I know it's a bait thread, but

My circumcised "penis" is frickin beautiful and amazing. It should be on the cover of a magazine or something. I cant imagine it with that prepuce hanging off the end there.

Like the others said, if you don't like it get it chopped.
I don't mind being the lost remnant either. No shame in being the true line of the ancient Hebrews.
No one would even know unless they DNA tested me. I'm just stupid redneck American.

But back yo you clam neck, hey, enjoy it or do a little fillet job. Why get hung up on your penis anyway? Sounds like your the only one using it anyway, lol.

Now this is the account of how Adamu by name was called,

The newborn's visage and limbs the leaders carefully examined:
Of good shape were his ears, his eyes were not clogged,
His limbs were proper, hindparts like legs, foreparts like hands were shaped.
Shaggy like the wild ones he was not, dark black his head hair was,
Smooth was his skin, smooth asthe Anunnaki skin it was,
Like dark red blood was its color, like the clay of the Abzu was its hue.
They looked at his malehood: Odd was its shape, by a skin was its forepart surrounded,
Unlike that of Anunnaki malehood it was, a skin from its forepart was hanging!
Let the Earthling from us Anunnaki by this foreskin be distinguished! So was Enki saying.

Why do you think we are "cut" in the first place ?


To Emulate the "gods" !

Cut it off yourself or, are you a pussy and just want to blame mommy for your freak weeny.

rabbigum.

heh