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Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban

 
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Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban
I guess the cops helped him out because they know what it's like to be driving around and masturbating. muaha
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CBS) MINNEAPOLIS On March 30, Minnesota Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban outside a store in Minneapolis, according to a lawsuit filed Thursday by the man whose Suburban was hit in the crash.

WCCO-TV obtained copies of 911 calls and store surveillance video of the incident, along with an accident report the police submitted to the state, reports WCCO-TV's Caroline Lowe.

Several of the 911 callers that night said Griffin was drunk. One witness said Griffin told him he was watching pornography in a DVD player mounted on the dashboard of his Cadillac Escalade SUV when he struck a Chevy Suburban parked on University Avenue Southeast.

The location where Griffin crashed is located a couple miles from the Target Center where Griffin had played with his team several hours earlier.

Abed Hassuneh, who is the brother of the victim, said Griffin told him, "That he was masturbating himself going down that street. That's how the accident happened because he was not paying attention. He's paying attention to that video and all of a sudden he's shoveled somebody's car on the top of the sidewalk."

Interim Minneapolis Police Chief Tim Dolan ordered an internal affairs investigation of the conduct of the two officers who responded to the scene, after WCCO-TV made Dolan aware of allegations about the incident.

Key questions are why Griffin wasn't tested for alcohol and why the officers drove him out of the city to his home in St. Paul. Griffin also received tickets for not having a license and inattentive driving.

Griffin's damaged SUV was towed to the Minneapolis impound lot.

Dolan told WCCO-TV he expects impartial policing. Dolan also said officers must get permission to leave the city.

"Obviously, if somebody is drunk and they are driving we want that dealt with by the police officers of Minneapolis," Dolan said.

In the video, Griffin can be heard pleading with witnesses to not call police saying, "I can't go to jail."

The video also shows Griffin admitting he is drunk and doesn't have a driver's license.

The video shows him struggling for minutes to put on his sweatshirt and offering to buy a car for the man who's SUV he crashed into in front of Santana Foods.

Griffin was not available for comment. When he was interviewed by reporters after the crash happened, he said he had dropped his cell phone as he drove.

The two officers involved in the incident, Daniel Anderson and Matthew Lindquist, have been with the Minneapolis Police Department since October 2001. The officers remain on duty pending the outcome of the internal investigation.
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07/01/2006 02:10 PM
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Re: Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban
lol
I just heard about this yesterday.
I can't believe it didn't make the news sooner.
Most pro athletes are complete jackasses.
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07/01/2006 02:11 PM
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Re: Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban
Oh, I thought you meant Eddie Griffin the comedian.
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07/01/2006 02:22 PM
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Re: Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban
He's from Philadelphia,what else can
you expect the city of love. scared
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Re: Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban
Most pro athletes are complete jackasses.
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Reminds me of our politicians. lmao
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07/01/2006 02:40 PM
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This strikes me as funny due to the fact that no one was seriously injured, but there is an element of deep sadness within it that I find profound and widespread. sigh
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07/01/2006 02:47 PM
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Anyone know the name of the movie he watching??? I mean, it must be a good one. bananasex sideways snogging cowbonk
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I saw the surveillance video of the crash. The funny part was when millionaire Griffin tells the guy his car crashed into "I'm drunk...I can't go to jail...I'll buy you a new car, it'll be here tommorrow." Then the cops show up, don't charge him with DUI, and give him a ride home to a different city against department regulations. I wonder what Griffin offered to buy thy cops? Another case of justice for the rich in America.
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Does he have a DVD player and video monitors in his vehicle? Maybe a little travelling pr0n.
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justice for the rich?

Dude gets his face pastered all over the media and message boards across the globe as the dude who wrecked his car while drunk, jerking off to porn and you're bitching cause he wasn't charged?

I'll bet he'd have taken a dui over having this story public 99 times out of 100.

I see a fair amount of justice there.
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justice for the rich?

Dude gets his face pastered all over the media and message boards across the globe as the dude who wrecked his car while drunk, jerking off to porn and you're bitching cause he wasn't charged?

I'll bet he'd have taken a dui over having this story public 99 times out of 100.

I see a fair amount of justice there.
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he deserves all that AND a DUI charge
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Sounds like how EVERYBODY is driving around here (Canuckistan) today - only they have flags on their cars too.

Seriously though, that's demented. Couldn't wait to get home to masturbate?
Fellatio I might understand, but masturbation?

Must have been running on primitive brain activity only. I guess that's what he's paid to do.
Sweat saves blood, blood saves lives and brains saves both.
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justice for the rich?

Dude gets his face pastered all over the media and message boards across the globe as the dude who wrecked his car while drunk, jerking off to porn and you're bitching cause he wasn't charged?

I'll bet he'd have taken a dui over having this story public 99 times out of 100.

I see a fair amount of justice there.

he deserves all that AND a DUI charge
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 898



Honestly, it's not for me to say what anyone deserves.

But IMO your point is not invalid ...I'm just saying I have a sense justice has been served as no one was hurt. The cops are probably going to be busted some as well now that the story is out.
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Maybe he is just bad at math...

1 hand on steering wheel

1 hand on dick

1 hand holding beer
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3 hand total
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It's ALWAYS better when you park.
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LOL...He should be sentenced by the judge who masturbated in the court!
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Low IQ and high pay check is like a time bomb. Also should race take mention since blacks are so little percentage of the population yet so high percentage of violent crime?
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Re: Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban
You can say the same about rock stars (white) as a group.

They are always caught in lewd act.

George Michael was caught spanking the monkey.
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Re: Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban
I'll bet he'd have taken a dui over having this story public 99 times out of 100.

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If that was true he wouldn't have been heard crying like a little girl (and I quote:) "I can't go to jail."
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I'll bet he'd have taken a dui over having this story public 99 times out of 100.



If that was true he wouldn't have been heard crying like a little girl (and I quote:) "I can't go to jail."
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he didn't know then that his display would be broadcast on t.v. and that we would all be having a go at him.
use your head. he was drunk.
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banana2 banana hitit

tard Too much High Fructose Corn Syrup
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SO HE WAS CAUGHT RED HANDEDjerkit
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LOL...He should be sentenced by the judge who masturbated in the court!--
:))--

ok mr Basketball --show the court how the accident happened--or show us your between the legs alley oops

Hope he has a white interior in his caddy---for sale Caddy Escalade-slightly stained--will autograph--
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he tried to reproduce the act but.......





























it wouldn't stand up in court! rimshot
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laugh
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Hes off my fantasy team next year--Maybe Stern will make him wear HAND CONDOMS when he plays.

Look junior theres daddy playing ONE ON ONE--LOOK AT HIM DRIBBLE cool2
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Safe Sex like that cost Pee Wee Herman his day job.
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Driving around masterbating, ahh the good ol days
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Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban
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you say that like it was a bad thing
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07/01/2006 10:52 PM
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I bet his orgasm caused him to lose control and crash.
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sho in hell is Eddie Griffin and why should I care?

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