Funny!! Best rant ever from a fast food customer!

Fucking greatness!!!!

I went to Rally's one time and ordered two plain spicy chicken sandwiches. Got home and opened the wrappers, nothing but bun.

So I drive back up there as calmly as I could, ordered two more and asked for EXTRA mayo and EXTRA lettuce. I told them I wanted the mayo so thick that it was oozing out.

The guy handed me the bag, then I calmly exited my vehicle and went right up to the window.

The guy looked confused and said don't worry we put tons of mayo and lettuce on there.

I said "good", then procceded to unwrap both sandwiches - still very calm.

he was not very calm when I threw the sandwiches directly into his face.

He threatened to kick my ass, so I told him to come outside.

He decided to call the police instead.

The officer arrived and I explained why I had done it, he chuckled and told me to get in my car and leave. All the while the punk ass employee was still making threats about how he was going to shoot me dead, and his gang friends were going to get me.

The officer had to subdue him and patted him down to make sure he didn't have a gun.

Turned out he didn't have a gun, but did have a few bags of heroin and marijuana individually bagged up.

i had a burrito from taco bell.. i was wondering wth was going on now i see i am not the only one this has happened to..

making a burrito that way is about the most asinine way i have seen something made. they must have been trained to make them that way... but i cant understand why corp would do that to the customers unless it was some kind of burrito making time saveer.


and if so FUCK YOU taco bell... ihateyou..

Why would anyone eat that shit anyway!?

Classic line in the comments..."Jesus gave me two burrito forks"

For the lulz

I am not a pelican!!!

I had one made like that from Freebyrds once.

Hahahaaha, 'you don't stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor'

If you're stupid enough to eat fast food at this point you deserve whatever garbage they give you. And shouldn't complain. Morans.