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Who else writes short stories?

 
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Who else writes short stories?
Who do you get to read them? Friends and family are always too polite, shorty stories are great fun and I bet they come back with a bang on day.
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05/31/2014 04:33 AM
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Who do you get to read them? Friends and family are always too polite, shorty stories are great fun and I bet they come back with a bang on day.
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Thanks. I really enjoyed reading that. It was even better than James Herbert's 'The Fog'.

Do you have a sequel coming out?
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ZETAS RIGHT AGAIN.
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James Herbert will be outed as a pedo at Rolf's trial.

Stick that sequel where the sun don't shine.


What's Zeta know?
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i came

i saw

i mopped it up

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Sow hat you are saying is, here is the palce to get your short stories read?
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MY SHORT STORY:
ONCE UPON THE TIME THERE WAS AN APE. HE DECIDED HE'D REATHER BE AN OSTRICH, SO NATURALLY HE WENT TO THE WISE OLD BARBER TO SE WHAT HE COULD DO. THE BARBER SCRATCHED HIS HEAD AND SAID "WHY AM I SEEING A TALKING APE THAT WANTS TO BE A FLIGHTLESS BIRD? I MUST BE GOING SENILE."

THEN THE GREAT COSMIC FIRE PEACOCK SAID, "WHO ARE YOU CALLING FLIGHTLESS? THIS ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS A FLIGHT OF MY FANCY." THEN HE DESTROYED THE UNIVERSE BECAUSE IT HAD VEXED HIM. A NEW UNIVERSE WAS GESTATING IN THE EGG ON THE PEACOCK'S BACK, BUT IT WAS WRAPPED WITH A SNAKE BITING ITS OWN TAIL AND WOULD TAKE 497 OCTILLION YEARS TO HATCH. SO THINGS WERE PRETTY QUIET FOR A WHILE.
THE END.
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MY SHORT STORY:
ONCE UPON THE TIME THERE WAS AN APE. HE DECIDED HE'D REATHER BE AN OSTRICH, SO NATURALLY HE WENT TO THE WISE OLD BARBER TO SE WHAT HE COULD DO. THE BARBER SCRATCHED HIS HEAD AND SAID "WHY AM I SEEING A TALKING APE THAT WANTS TO BE A FLIGHTLESS BIRD? I MUST BE GOING SENILE."

THEN THE GREAT COSMIC FIRE PEACOCK SAID, "WHO ARE YOU CALLING FLIGHTLESS? THIS ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS A FLIGHT OF MY FANCY." THEN HE DESTROYED THE UNIVERSE BECAUSE IT HAD VEXED HIM. A NEW UNIVERSE WAS GESTATING IN THE EGG ON THE PEACOCK'S BACK, BUT IT WAS WRAPPED WITH A SNAKE BITING ITS OWN TAIL AND WOULD TAKE 497 OCTILLION YEARS TO HATCH. SO THINGS WERE PRETTY QUIET FOR A WHILE.
THE END.
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Replace 'ape' with 'grape' and you got a story!
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Re: Who else writes short stories?
I do. I have 4 novellas on amazon and create space.
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I do. I have 4 novellas on amazon and create space.
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that's great! How's it work, do you get paid, are you critically assessed?
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I do. I have 4 novellas on amazon and create space.
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that's great! How's it work, do you get paid, are you critically assessed?
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I do get paid, but I am currently working on better marketing ideas. you can be Charles Dickens, but if people don't know you're out there..
all free [covers etc.] on create space.[they do have paid services].change word into pdf. publish. I have a little artists page on amazon. its great.
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the cat jumped over the hat to shat in his masters shoes...

that short enough for ya
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I do. I have 4 novellas on amazon and create space.
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that's great! How's it work, do you get paid, are you critically assessed?
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I do get paid, but I am currently working on better marketing ideas. you can be Charles Dickens, but if people don't know you're out there..
all free [covers etc.] on create space.[they do have paid services].change word into pdf. publish. I have a little artists page on amazon. its great.
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Do you have ownership of your work or do they own it and you cannot take it to another marketplace to sell your piece because it is theirs?
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I do. I have 4 novellas on amazon and create space.
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that's great! How's it work, do you get paid, are you critically assessed?
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I do get paid, but I am currently working on better marketing ideas. you can be Charles Dickens, but if people don't know you're out there..
all free [covers etc.] on create space.[they do have paid services].change word into pdf. publish. I have a little artists page on amazon. its great.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58706687


Do you have ownership of your work or do they own it and you cannot take it to another marketplace to sell your piece because it is theirs?
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I own all the rights but they take a cut when they sell.and if I say this has to be unpublished they do it quickly. I suppose if I wanted to sell on lulu or elsewhere, Id have the rigmarole of that particular process, but, so far so good. as I said, all I need now is some better marketing and I should be good.
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I do. I have 4 novellas on amazon and create space.
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that's great! How's it work, do you get paid, are you critically assessed?
 Quoting: Cool_Machine


I do get paid, but I am currently working on better marketing ideas. you can be Charles Dickens, but if people don't know you're out there..
all free [covers etc.] on create space.[they do have paid services].change word into pdf. publish. I have a little artists page on amazon. its great.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58706687


Do you have ownership of your work or do they own it and you cannot take it to another marketplace to sell your piece because it is theirs?
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Nice! Well, best of luck to you! hf
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that's great! How's it work, do you get paid, are you critically assessed?
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I do get paid, but I am currently working on better marketing ideas. you can be Charles Dickens, but if people don't know you're out there..
all free [covers etc.] on create space.[they do have paid services].change word into pdf. publish. I have a little artists page on amazon. its great.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58706687


Do you have ownership of your work or do they own it and you cannot take it to another marketplace to sell your piece because it is theirs?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42079795


Nice! Well, best of luck to you! hf
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Cheers. id name a title but im afraid of psychos on here. haha

but make a story. do 3 drafts so its right and go from there.
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that's great! How's it work, do you get paid, are you critically assessed?
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I do get paid, but I am currently working on better marketing ideas. you can be Charles Dickens, but if people don't know you're out there..
all free [covers etc.] on create space.[they do have paid services].change word into pdf. publish. I have a little artists page on amazon. its great.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58706687


Do you have ownership of your work or do they own it and you cannot take it to another marketplace to sell your piece because it is theirs?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42079795


I own all the rights but they take a cut when they sell.and if I say this has to be unpublished they do it quickly. I suppose if I wanted to sell on lulu or elsewhere, Id have the rigmarole of that particular process, but, so far so good. as I said, all I need now is some better marketing and I should be good.
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My last post didn't include your quote for some reason, lol! Maybe your copyright ownership is stronger than you know! :)

hf
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I just tell em'.
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the three drafts thing are wise words.
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I do get paid, but I am currently working on better marketing ideas. you can be Charles Dickens, but if people don't know you're out there..
all free [covers etc.] on create space.[they do have paid services].change word into pdf. publish. I have a little artists page on amazon. its great.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58706687


Do you have ownership of your work or do they own it and you cannot take it to another marketplace to sell your piece because it is theirs?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42079795


Nice! Well, best of luck to you! hf
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Cheers. id name a title but im afraid of psychos on here. haha

but make a story. do 3 drafts so its right and go from there.
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I have been thinking of putting a story together. Not really a story, though, more of a documentary. Perhaps a bio but not about ego-bio, something different. I'm going to look into it.

As for giving your titles, I wouldn't worry about putting it here (I think everyone is really honest and lovable when you really get down to it, imo).
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Do you have ownership of your work or do they own it and you cannot take it to another marketplace to sell your piece because it is theirs?
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Nice! Well, best of luck to you! hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42079795


Cheers. id name a title but im afraid of psychos on here. haha

but make a story. do 3 drafts so its right and go from there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58706687


I have been thinking of putting a story together. Not really a story, though, more of a documentary. Perhaps a bio but not about ego-bio, something different. I'm going to look into it.

As for giving your titles, I wouldn't worry about putting it here (I think everyone is really honest and lovable when you really get down to it, imo).
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do it and make a free profile on create space. I write 5 pages a day for 6 months and there's your novel/book.
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Nice! Well, best of luck to you! hf
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Cheers. id name a title but im afraid of psychos on here. haha

but make a story. do 3 drafts so its right and go from there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58706687


I have been thinking of putting a story together. Not really a story, though, more of a documentary. Perhaps a bio but not about ego-bio, something different. I'm going to look into it.

As for giving your titles, I wouldn't worry about putting it here (I think everyone is really honest and lovable when you really get down to it, imo).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42079795


do it and make a free profile on create space. I write 5 pages a day for 6 months and there's your novel/book.
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Thanks for the encouragement! You're pretty awesome for sharing info and giving advice. I really appreciate that…sincerely!

I'm going to bookmark this thread so I can remember who encouraged me.

hf rose
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Cheers. id name a title but im afraid of psychos on here. haha

but make a story. do 3 drafts so its right and go from there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58706687


I have been thinking of putting a story together. Not really a story, though, more of a documentary. Perhaps a bio but not about ego-bio, something different. I'm going to look into it.

As for giving your titles, I wouldn't worry about putting it here (I think everyone is really honest and lovable when you really get down to it, imo).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42079795


do it and make a free profile on create space. I write 5 pages a day for 6 months and there's your novel/book.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58706687


Thanks for the encouragement! You're pretty awesome for sharing info and giving advice. I really appreciate that…sincerely!

I'm going to bookmark this thread so I can remember who encouraged me.

hf rose
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no problem and once you've finished youre ahead og 90% of the "just talk abouts".. if I had a profile here id pm some titles, but I cant. haha.
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I do. I have 4 novellas on amazon and create space.
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that's great! How's it work, do you get paid, are you critically assessed?
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I do get paid, but I am currently working on better marketing ideas. you can be Charles Dickens, but if people don't know you're out there..
all free [covers etc.] on create space.[they do have paid services].change word into pdf. publish. I have a little artists page on amazon. its great.
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You've probably gone, but if not what's your view of Wattpad?
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It was a Dark, and Stormy, night.

The End.
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James Herbert will be outed as a pedo at Rolf's trial.

Stick that sequel where the sun don't shine.


What's Zeta know?
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Rolf will be acquitted. The fix is in.

It's all about WHO you blow, and Rolf is a favourite of Queen Lizardbeth.





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