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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1675397 United States 06/01/2014 10:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A preacher is ministering to an elderly dying woman, and while he's listening to her story, which goes on and on, he spies a bowl of peanuts on the bedstand, so he grabs a quick handful while the woman is lost in her story. She goes on for a few hours, and the preacher realizes he's eaten most of her peanuts, so he stops her and says, " look, I'm sorry, I'm going to step out for a minute and get you some more peanuts " She relies, " Oh no, it's ok, you don't have to buy more, at my age I can only manage to suck off the chocolate " |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 56065080 United States 06/01/2014 10:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Three seniors are out for a stroll. Quoting: A.R.T. One of them remarks, "It's windy" Another replies, "No way. it's Thursday. The last one says, "Me to, Lets have a beer". funny! Do you think spiders are misunderstood? [link to www.quickmeme.com] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 58440769 Ireland 06/01/2014 10:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | An atheist, a Jew and a Roman Catholic are all passangers on a plane that develops engine trouble. The pilot has one extra parachute abd throws it in. They debate who should get it. The Catholic offers it to the atheist as if he dies without finding God he may go to hell. The atheist launches into an attack on the Jew and the Roman Catholic, mocking them and their beliefs and tge Catholic offering the parachute as an example of religioys stupidity. Finally he pauses and the Jew says - the atheist should have the parachute. Satisfied the atheist staps on the parachute, secures his fedora hat and exits the plane. The Jew turns to the Roman Catholic and says 'Why did you give him the parachute?" The Catholic says " I asked God and he told me that somehow you and I will be Ok in this plane" TheJew smiles and says 'Yes the pilot told the the engine was fine now while the guy with the fedora was taljing to you" The end |
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Bananael User ID: 36071761 Canada 06/01/2014 11:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dude goes to his doctor for his physical. The doctor notices his penis is orange. The man is sent for all sorts of tests but the doctor can't figure out why the man's penis is orange. Finally the doctor asks the man what he does with time. The man tells him: "I watch a lot of porn and eat a lot of Cheezies." |
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IWASTHERE User ID: 58806765 Italy 06/02/2014 06:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Three seniors are out for a stroll. Quoting: A.R.T. One of them remarks, "It's windy" Another replies, "No way. it's Thursday. The last one says, "Me to, Lets have a beer". [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] Last Edited by IWASTHERE on 06/02/2014 06:46 PM |
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