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The Welcome Back Jesus Committee Is Taking Applications For Membership . . .

 
Paradise
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The Welcome Back Jesus Committee Is Taking Applications For Membership . . .
tell us why you would qualify to be a member of the Welcome Back Jesus committee

we would like there to be members in many areas of the world

for more go to www.welcomebackjesus.com

where better to find the committee members than on the lunatic fringe GLP

aloha
Paradise (OP)
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07/02/2006 10:30 PM
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Re: The Welcome Back Jesus Committee Is Taking Applications For Membership . . .
OK committee members, more details

As a member of the Welcome Back Jesus Committee you will . . .

be able to network and associate with the other members

receive the WBJ Newletter updating all details of the forward progress

share your ideas about how best to get ready for His return

and actually be part of the welcoming committee who will meet with Jesus in a low key incognito way prior to the more public return

attend WBJC gatherings at the world headquarters

attend strategy sessions

engage in forums online

It's a great way to find focus and responsibility in you life!


tell us why you believe you could qualify, maybe you will!

maha aloha
Rev. Star Gazer

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07/02/2006 10:32 PM
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Re: The Welcome Back Jesus Committee Is Taking Applications For Membership . . .
You're joking right?! cow
"The lunatic is on the grass
The lunatic is on the grass
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs
Got to keep the loonies on the path..."
Paradise (OP)
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07/02/2006 10:46 PM
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Re: The Welcome Back Jesus Committee Is Taking Applications For Membership . . .
give it a try R.V. Gazer, you might have the right stuff, what are your qualifications

it's serious and why not?
shall we all sit here like cow
and expect everything to work out?

or shall we take initiative and get to work?

i'm not content to sit around and trust
that we have no effort to play in our destiny.

if Jesus is coming back then certainly
there should be a delegation here to welcome him back

what's not to be serious about?


aloha
Rev. Star Gazer

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07/02/2006 10:48 PM
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Re: The Welcome Back Jesus Committee Is Taking Applications For Membership . . .
It's the delegation part that strikes my funny bone but the rest, I whole heartedly agree with!!!
"The lunatic is on the grass
The lunatic is on the grass
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs
Got to keep the loonies on the path..."
Anonymous Coward
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07/02/2006 10:48 PM
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Re: The Welcome Back Jesus Committee Is Taking Applications For Membership . . .
We don't tell him what to do. He tells us what to do.
Anonymous Coward
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07/02/2006 10:50 PM
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Re: The Welcome Back Jesus Committee Is Taking Applications For Membership . . .
I think we are the ones who will be welcomed back.
paranoid eyes

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Re: The Welcome Back Jesus Committee Is Taking Applications For Membership . . .
i'm going to mug him for the chump change in his pocket. then i'm goingto hold him hostage for the benny hinn ministry who truely owns him.
when facism comes to Amerika, it will come wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross. sinclair lewis He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. neitsche
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Re: The Welcome Back Jesus Committee Is Taking Applications For Membership . . .
Get ready for zero point. Because after that, we go up with the inbreath of light.
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Re: The Welcome Back Jesus Committee Is Taking Applications For Membership . . .
Hi Rev . . . i know it sounds funny
and i'm glad you have a funny bone,
that's an essential part of being qualified to be on the committee!!! 1rof1

yea, 'delegation' is humorous, but Jesus likes this kind of boldness, does anyone think that He likes to look down and see that there is no initiative taking place to actually build a bridge for Him to return so that it can be properly assimilated step by step?

Someone has to go first, meet Him first, so why not a delegation instead of just a person?

If there was a delegation that would provide Him a way to ease back into the world, like a kind of shock absorber.

ltana aloha
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Re: The Welcome Back Jesus Committee Is Taking Applications For Membership . . .
Get ready for zero point. Because after that, we go up with the inbreath of light.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 105375


if you are ready for zero point then
you must have a lot of qualifications to be on the Welcoming Committee . . .
after all it takes a lot of courage to be ready to instantly leave all behind.

maybe He will find a way to prepare us
for the zero point by coming here first

anyway, do you have what it takes to
be on the Committee?

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