The Welcome Back Jesus Committee Is Taking Applications For Membership . . .

OK committee members, more details

As a member of the Welcome Back Jesus Committee you will . . .

be able to network and associate with the other members

receive the WBJ Newletter updating all details of the forward progress

share your ideas about how best to get ready for His return

and actually be part of the welcoming committee who will meet with Jesus in a low key incognito way prior to the more public return

attend WBJC gatherings at the world headquarters

attend strategy sessions

engage in forums online

It's a great way to find focus and responsibility in you life!


tell us why you believe you could qualify, maybe you will!

maha aloha

You're joking right?!

give it a try R.V. Gazer, you might have the right stuff, what are your qualifications

it's serious and why not?
shall we all sit here like
and expect everything to work out?

or shall we take initiative and get to work?

i'm not content to sit around and trust
that we have no effort to play in our destiny.

if Jesus is coming back then certainly
there should be a delegation here to welcome him back

what's not to be serious about?


aloha

It's the delegation part that strikes my funny bone but the rest, I whole heartedly agree with!!!

We don't tell him what to do. He tells us what to do.

I think we are the ones who will be welcomed back.

i'm going to mug him for the chump change in his pocket. then i'm goingto hold him hostage for the benny hinn ministry who truely owns him.

Get ready for zero point. Because after that, we go up with the inbreath of light.

Hi Rev . . . i know it sounds funny
and i'm glad you have a funny bone,
that's an essential part of being qualified to be on the committee!!!

yea, 'delegation' is humorous, but Jesus likes this kind of boldness, does anyone think that He likes to look down and see that there is no initiative taking place to actually build a bridge for Him to return so that it can be properly assimilated step by step?

Someone has to go first, meet Him first, so why not a delegation instead of just a person?

If there was a delegation that would provide Him a way to ease back into the world, like a kind of shock absorber.

aloha

if you are ready for zero point then
you must have a lot of qualifications to be on the Welcoming Committee . . .
after all it takes a lot of courage to be ready to instantly leave all behind.

maybe He will find a way to prepare us
for the zero point by coming here first

anyway, do you have what it takes to
be on the Committee?