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Youtube Gay soccerball

 
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Can you get gay by petting a gay dog or cow?
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No, since there are no gay animals. Some animals might have incidents of some sex behaviour, but no, no animal ever observed have lacked reproductive drive.
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Can you get gay by petting a gay dog or cow?
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No, since there are no gay animals. Some animals might have incidents of some sex behaviour, but no, no animal ever observed have lacked reproductive drive.
 Quoting: vedklyvare


Whew! For a second, I thought I may have caught gay from my neighbor's gay sugar ferret.
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Of course Youtube loves gays!! It is a google concoction and everything that this world produces, is gay oriented. Why? Because everything in this evil world is promoted and run and ruled by Satan; who is the father and creator of all gay freaks. Since Satan is also a gay cross dressing huge and hideous dragon. I have seen Satan with a red dress on myself!!
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Right on!!!
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Say you go to a straight, secular bakery and before you got there, a gay picked up a streussel cake in a box, then decided not to buy it (gay). So you show up and you grab the same cake box because a streussel cake sounds good. Are you gay now too?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2085841


Probably not, but you should throw out the cake or/and have yourself vaccinated; there are plenty of depraved diseases spread by homosexuals even by the touch of skin. Like the new highly drug-resistant strain of the flesh-eating MRSA bacteria.

[link to www.nytimes.com]
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Yummy!
 Quoting: vedklyvare


Noted for next time! Would it be rude to ask the clerk if a gay had touched whatever I am buying before I buy it or should I assume they are gay sterilizing things after gays handle them?
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OH! I just thought of something! I didn't catch gay from posting in a gay soccerball thread, did I? Some of these posters sound like they are from SF, covertly spreading their airs in this forum. Can we figure this out please?!
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Hmmmm, jail or catch gay? Help! What would y'all prefer?
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What is soccerball??

The name is football.
A small change at one place in a complex system, can have large effects elswhere..
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What is soccerball??

The name is football.
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WRONG. Sounds like you got hit in the head by a gay meteorite.
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Well they are based near the SanFran part of Cancerfornia - what'd ya expect?

What I find priceless is how every time they squeal out their cornholes over equality, they act as if everyone is now magically equal - I think the polygamists, pedomonglers, horsefuckers, incestuous sickos, rockthumpers, and those darn furries would like to have a word about this equality thing. Seems to me if these dumbass activists are gonna favor one group of politically-driven freaks, I say go for them all. We've nothing to lose at this point. This country is so fucked up its ass, all that can be done is to sit back and watch the freakshow tear itself apart from afar. Don't fight it, enjoy it. It's easier and much more fun. Let stupid people get married to used newspaper rolls, let some more stupid people try having babies with a volcano, pair some morbidly obese fuckers up with bone thin fashion models from Victoria's Secret and film them trying to fuck each-other for 12 hours straight. Liven up the All American Freakshow, but make it goddamn entertaining. But here's the thing - divide the fuck out of everyone even more than they already have been. I'm tired of this "love 'n tolerance" bullshit, I wanna see every group of sexual dumbassses go all out in a big fat motherfucking war! The war of the sexes! The war against sexual identity! The war against sex! Fuck whining about "homophobia" and "bigotry", I'm all for widespread conflict and ensuing hatred from every single sexual orientation and identity there is! Gays against lesbians against trannies against effeminate gays-by-choice against bulldyke lesbians-by-birth against pansexuals against demisexuals against fluidsexuals against necrosexuals against bisexuals against those goddamned motherfucking metrosexuals! Not a single exception! Straight people can participate as well! And think of the war action, too. Can you imagine an army of fat hairy lesbians trying to perform an air raid against a group of anorexic pansexual hipsters armed with some broken pot pipes? They might not be able to get their fucking bamboo powered planes off the ground! It'd be hysterical! Or try training an army of queer men to handle heavy government approved artillery that fires out little rainbow painted balls of cotton. That is, if their slit up wrists don't go flying off from sheer torque. Come on everybody, you gotta think optimistically in this sort of situation. There's no use fighting against this never-ending politically-driven show of stupidity, so I say make it as fun as possible. I've always been a fan of old-fashioned circuses back when they were fucking shows of freaks, so this would be a dream come true! A DREAM COME TRUE!!!!

And above all, just remember - it's all played for politics. The sexes, the religions, the races, the orientations, the political parties, the extremists - it's all just a part of the big fat system that is our American Empire. You're all a part of it, even if small - so embrace it.

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OH! I just thought of something! I didn't catch gay from posting in a gay soccerball thread, did I? Some of these posters sound like they are from SF, covertly spreading their airs in this forum. Can we figure this out please?!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2085841


I love how you think science is on your side. Why are you steering the discussion away from topic?
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OH! I just thought of something! I didn't catch gay from posting in a gay soccerball thread, did I? Some of these posters sound like they are from SF, covertly spreading their airs in this forum. Can we figure this out please?!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2085841


I love how you think science is on your side. Why are you steering the discussion away from topic?
 Quoting: vedklyvare


I mentioned the topic in what you quoted. Plus, that topic is irrelevant this far into the thread. Science is ok, I like it and all and it has done some good for society (and still owes me a c-note for that time at the not gay casino in Laverne, AK) but I'd never think it is on my side. Science does what it wants and it is out of man's hands to determine what science does. Science is the Forrest Gump of our all-star culture.
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I think that God calls it an abomination. There is shame implied with the behavior and repulsion on God's part toward the behavior in the that word.

There is nothing that they can do to make their lifestyle acceptable to God. Persecuting Christians will only get them into more trouble.

There is going to be a cost for what they are pushing. I don't know what it will be, but I am sure that God will not let it stand without correction. People should be worried about that. The Christians are worried about that and we keep warning, but people don't want to listen.

There is also going to be retribution against us for abortion. That is also a very vile sin that this nation is indulging and God will stand in Judgment over it and we are going to be looking at some pain because of it.

That's what God does. He Judges. If you don't like it, you have the same britches to be mad and glad in.
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I think that God calls it an abomination. There is shame implied with the behavior and repulsion on God's part toward the behavior in the that word.

There is nothing that they can do to make their lifestyle acceptable to God. Persecuting Christians will only get them into more trouble.

There is going to be a cost for what they are pushing. I don't know what it will be, but I am sure that God will not let it stand without correction. People should be worried about that. The Christians are worried about that and we keep warning, but people don't want to listen.

There is also going to be retribution against us for abortion. That is also a very vile sin that this nation is indulging and God will stand in Judgment over it and we are going to be looking at some pain because of it.

That's what God does. He Judges. If you don't like it, you have the same britches to be mad and glad in.
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I made a big stinky glad in my britches after reading that.
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I think that God calls it an abomination. There is shame implied with the behavior and repulsion on God's part toward the behavior in the that word.

There is nothing that they can do to make their lifestyle acceptable to God. Persecuting Christians will only get them into more trouble.

There is going to be a cost for what they are pushing. I don't know what it will be, but I am sure that God will not let it stand without correction. People should be worried about that. The Christians are worried about that and we keep warning, but people don't want to listen.

There is also going to be retribution against us for abortion. That is also a very vile sin that this nation is indulging and God will stand in Judgment over it and we are going to be looking at some pain because of it.

That's what God does. He Judges. If you don't like it, you have the same britches to be mad and glad in.
 Quoting: BunBun


Yeah, that's what god is worried about. Not his representatives raping pre-adult boys for over 2,000 years, which, by the way, IS GAY AS HELL.
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my cousin who is unemployed and also happens to be gay, finally got his big break down at the local butcher shop, yes he now packs meat in the rear. drum role ..... please. in fact here is a recent photo of him at work............sideways
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my cousin who is unemployed and also happens to be gay, finally got his big break down at the local butcher shop, yes he now packs meat in the rear. drum role ..... please. in fact here is a recent photo of him at work............sideways
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Oh, are they hiring! I pack it best!
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I think that God calls it an abomination. There is shame implied with the behavior and repulsion on God's part toward the behavior in the that word.

There is nothing that they can do to make their lifestyle acceptable to God. Persecuting Christians will only get them into more trouble.

There is going to be a cost for what they are pushing. I don't know what it will be, but I am sure that God will not let it stand without correction. People should be worried about that. The Christians are worried about that and we keep warning, but people don't want to listen.

There is also going to be retribution against us for abortion. That is also a very vile sin that this nation is indulging and God will stand in Judgment over it and we are going to be looking at some pain because of it.

That's what God does. He Judges. If you don't like it, you have the same britches to be mad and glad in.
 Quoting: BunBun


Yeah, that's what god is worried about. Not his representatives raping pre-adult boys for over 2,000 years, which, by the way, IS GAY AS HELL.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2085841


Exactly, that is gay! You're really shooting yourself in the foot here. There's nothing more gay than raping prepubescent boys. Infact almost all the major paedophile rings busted in later years were homosexual. Pederasty is the purest form of homosexuality. Homosexuals that loves to bring up the historicity of homosexuality sometimes forget that no single 'homosexual' culture in the history of mankind was about sex between to condesending adults of the same gender; rather is was between adult men and prepubescent boys.

In the 1920s sexual revolution in Germany and the school of though around Magnus Hirschfeld et al, pederasty was by far the dominant deviance. This was the very emergance of the modern LGBT movement. 1960s sexual liberation and gay movement in America and Europe is build on the same foundation - again pederasty was the backbone. NAMBLA was the first organisation to join the International Lesbian and Gay Association. Pederasts dominated the mainstrem LGBT movement from the beginning and were by far the most prolific group.

Then you have the degenerate Alfred Kinsey's ideas on perversions and so called sexual variance who shaped the ideological frame-work of the LGBT movement. He considered not only homosexuality to be normal and (already widespread), but also bestiality and pedophilia.

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Don't you idiots know this agenda will win over Islam...
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I thought all soccer balls were gay.
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Don't you idiots know this agenda will win over Islam...
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Strait men hating Gay prayers !

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The faster we turn into Sodom, the closer we are to Jesus's return. Excellent.
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Well, Jesus did say "whoever shall beieveth in me, shall not PERISH, but have everlasting life. (in paradise/heaven). (John 3:16 I think) So did Jesus/God contradict himself by saying all who don't believe in Christian-biblical principals would merely perish.. cease to exist (no hell)?.. or are other fear mongering things in the bible (sodom, etc) just contradictions-lies. Jesus said to love one another, with no stated exceptions from his mouth.... is the fear mongering parts of the bible just added dialogue by man?
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Before you twist the Word of God, you should first get your scripture references correct.

Christ confirmed the Old Testament Prophets, specifically Sodom. It is covered in 2-3 feet of sulfur to this day that will burn with the strike of a match.

Jesus beat the moneychangers out of the temple with a whip and told the religious leaders they were the children of Satan.

Stop twisting the Word of God.
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What does an individual's bedroom sexual kinks have to do with playing sports? It seems to me that these two things have absolutely nothing to do with each other.

Maybe I'm just getting old and not understanding something that would be obvious to a younger person. Can someone enlighten me?
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Why can't they just be plain old soccer players? Why do they have to be sodomite soccer players? Sick perverts.





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