June 27th World Wide Contact

Any entities that will make their appearance known on earth between now and the 28th of July 2014, will be the Devil and his fallen angels!

They will manifest themselves on earth not because they want to be here, but because they will loose the battle with Michael and his angels, to remain in the heavenly realms!

For the higher they are in that realm the more influence they can exert over the minds of men who don't have the Holy Spirit dwelling in them!

This is really not the time to be deceived!!!

Thread: The Year of Redemption [15th October 2015 - 8th September 2016]

"Next there was a battle in heaven — Mikha’el and his angels fought against the dragon, and the dragon and his angels fought back. But it was not strong enough to win, so that there was no longer any place for them in heaven. The great dragon was thrown out, that ancient serpent, also known as the Devil and Satan [the Adversary], the deceiver of the whole world. He was hurled down to the earth, and his angels were hurled down with him." [Rev.12:7-9][Complete Jewish Bible]

Show me the link that quote! I'v search it and it's no where!

It looks they will step out of their spacecraft and say " Hello ! "

on the big island of Hawaii.

That's cool.

If you stand back and look at the whole Earth,

Hawaii is a good place to start.

It's out in the middle of nowhere and the pineapples taste

great.

Also, the big Island is away from the busy international

airport and U.S. Navy base at Pearl Harbor on Oahu.

It won't look like an invasion.

Smart Choice.

Don't be afraid of the Boogie Man.

Be strong and courageous. God will be with you.

Christ Michael is the leader on the craft

If the ETs get out of line Godzilla will kick their ass!

If that doesn't work then the real Gypsy Danger can

stomp some ass!

Prognosticators and Visions

This is all part of the continuing series on how to troll on the internet. This course involves the ancient art of Trolling with Predictions. So...WELCOME to a well known career path of internet troll, it should not be confused with Doomsday's Threads as it requires ZERO external proof to that feeling you've just had. Therefore it is an easy Internet Troll position to tackle.

Whether you are aiming for tin pot prognosticator or doing trade shows at the monster truck rally, this handy course outline is a requirement.

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TROLL110: Pulling numbers from one's own ass; a path to success.
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Most of this course is generally baseless and will be whenever the professor feels like it should happen. Notices will be sent late of the date of the class. No credit will be given to students that miss the poorly defined deadline.

If it appears that a student achieves nothing with the given course, that would be untrue. The reality is the student will learn the very important online prognostication policy of 'picking numbers from their asses' and not 'showing with the goods'.

Eventually this course will shape the student into a bundle of baseless reaction against nothing happening. Which is awesome, because the day isn't full enough of baseless crap to react to.


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TROLL181: Painting a pretty picture.
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You know what sucks? The beauty in the world.

So make sure that you know how to paint the ugliest scene possible to scare the pants off someone. In course you will learn how to:

- Turn a pastoral setting into a world littered in the walking dead.
- Circuses into slaughterhouses.
- Perfectly good city? Level it and dress up your story.
- Ice Creme bar of innocence? Two scoops of pain please.

Learn to wrap your feeling in the proper darkness to emphasize how unlikely anyone in this world would sit and listen to your nonsense, until you learn the secret of dressing the stage of your prediction.

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TROLL205: Using Natural Events while spontaneously dismissing any research.
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If you are into the bible and on your way to becoming a Messiah or an Anti-Christ, this is a great elective course for you both. This is however a requirement for all tea readers to achieve graduation from the prognostication program.

In this course we show you how to search google for only two things. Earthquakes that have happened and Bible quotes. With these two notable items, a student can progress to building a case of coming destruction that sounds perfectly reasonable in context of any bible quote.

John discussing the holy spirit and how it fills the land with life and goodness. No problem, John was over rated, make sure John is working in your court by matching irrelevant information with any old shit you find online. Make it so! Above...below...tomatoe...TO-matoe. Hey, it works. Roll with it.

If anyone points out that there are hundreds of earth quakes and weather events in a world in the middle of climate change. There's a secret this course will prepare you for in the next course requirement below.

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TROLL294: Swearing and white washing.
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Someone doubts the vision given to you by demons/aliens/god/hobos/pocket lint, the secret weapon of rebuttal is easy. Tell them to choke on a cock, flounce, ragequit and open your sock account. In your sock account perform the equivalent of self fellatio to your primary account. Because you are right goddamn it. No way the cheese sandwich before bed has anything to do with your vision.

What's that vision? Well it's a nightmarish vision with Alan Alda riding a moped eating bean dip while performing open heart surgery on Saturn. Which obviously means something and there's something in the holy book you've been buried in has told you it's 'secrets'. Because you are so totally right and they are all assholes. Fuck them and they deserve you and your sock proxies.

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TROLL315: Increasing the Odds of Guessing Right.
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The TROLL205 course is a necessary requirement for this course.

Without it you would NEVER be able to predict an earthquake on a million year old fault line like California. Or the natural million year old volcano lab called Yellowstone. Make sure that ANY activity is posted as often as possible. Or something ridiculous EQ wise would happen in an area of the world called THE RING OF FIRE, because it just couldn't possibly ever happen there. It's just so stable and the name alone should point to good times. So good job.

Because no one but you knows how to use google to find earth quakes. And you are just the right person to deliver the minute by minute updates on earth quakes that ruin paper cup stacking competitions.

Good job, you've kept the picnic set safe for years with the barely comprehensible warnings of doom.

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TROLL402: Go big or go home.
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In this course we take all the previous variables defined in other courses and wrap them up into the prediction goodness all of us in the peanut gallery of the internet have had to listen to for years. So study the masters.

- Ed Cayce (good old ed)
- Nostradamus (the man in the evening gown)
- Jo Jo Savard (she didn't see the bankruptcy coming)

Notice how the masters make sure everything is as confusing, wrapped in crazy and covered in the creamy goodness of plausible deniability.

So go ahead. Make that bold prediction that Elvis is coming back with Christ and Aliens and somehow earthquakes will be involved to ruin stacked paper cups world wide.

Why?

Because that would be awesome. For extra fluffy goodness, collaborate with any number of other online readers to dress up the presentation and cross marketing happens.

Book not moving? Add cancer, a world famous person and pick a date in the far reaching future that has got squat to do with you. It's the path to $$$ and fame.

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With all these courses you too can start to pull shit from your ass anytime, anywhere and all without any responsibility or facts to back up any statement. Except vague notations of your feelings which you share on the internet, which is well known to be full of well adjusted individuals.

Good luck and happy predicting!

best movie ever

We could start small and build a small Gypsy Danger

about 10 foot tall.

Then just scale it up.

Make it out of Titanium.

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Empty the clip! Empty the clip Mako !!!!

Here the true Prognostic of this thread.


Alien life are real.

Human life is failing it's target

Noone will do anything to save them but us until a point.

What point? You tell me.

That's why not disclosure.


That said.. I always fancy disclosure dead line since I don't know all the fact.

Cheer up! ABBA will show us the way!

I'm younger and older the abba.

Is that GMT or GFT? [Galactic Federation time]

What a crock of shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No honestly it's the 31st... no the 14th... no *DEFINITELY* the 9th.

They're not coming back for a long time. They've been. They decided there was no intelligent life on Earth and have moved on. Seriously.

In the unlikely event we get out into space and continue behaving like dicks they might come and fumigate us but other than that they won't be back for a couple of millenia at least. But don't count on it.

How long would you sit watching an ant hill before getting on with your day ?

and what if they kick the ant hill before leaving as we, humans, use to do ? ant hill doom ?

Check:

Thread: The most important question... First Contact/Aliens

sorry, but your completely wrong. There are no E.T.s period good or bad. We do not enter any type of consciousness.....and nobody will ever have the same level of anything that God does...which includes you

There are no annunaki, other planets, marduk, enlil and the like.....that is completely false made up stories.

Change or repent?

People will stay or pack their bags.

They have a 10 year journey ahead of them.

Earth 2.0 is on the other side of the Milky Way Galaxy.

There are no ETs good or bad?

So certain are you.

Who is in this Science Biosphere over Antarctica?

I LOLed

They are also dropping off Helium on our sun.

They speeded up the process.

Seek The Truth

The color temp of our sun climbed over the last few years.

You can believe whatever you want to believe.

Have a nice day!

as soon as I heard Michael of Nebadon-----.... well ya know

Today is June 10, 2014.

Just 17 days to go.

We will keep busy moving children from Honduras to military

bases. The streets are paved with gold in the USA.