OH WOW, Train hits WaterMelon Truck

time to pig out on waddymelon i'd say!

m.s carriers

Hahaaa..

Once again, the watermelon truck claims victimhood when it was the watermelon truck that hit the train!

Very disturbing accident scene...

NSFW

(Not safe for watermelons)

Yummy!!!!

Pin worthy if only for the comments this will bring

"We need to go see if anyone's hurt"

Then proceeds to just laugh about it all and ask if it's "real" and walks away.

What the fuck, over. God damn kids.

Come on where is the conspiracy here GLP? These got to be FEMA camp indoctrination meals or something.

RIP watermelons

In a related story; a riot broke out in a nearby Kroger when
an expected watermelon shipment turned out to be a no-show.

If only the trailer had been just a few feet further forward, It would have been glorious!

great vid

That dude that narrates it, you know its Central Florida

They had to settle...

:zombie:

:FEMA:

Homeland security needs to get in there quick to prevent ethnic genocide by watermelon.

Really... "There's the truck..." And then they walk away. No running to see if anyone was hurt. All they did was laugh about the fruit... God help us all

^as a nicker

No one was hurt, guys.

[link to www.dailycommercial.com]

The truck driver got out of the truck, but I'm sure he will be applying for the Obama Full Unemployment Program- he certainly won't be driving truck.

Q: When do you go at red and stop at green? A: When you're eating a watermelon. Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? A: Because they cantaloupe. Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a slut? A: The watermelon isn't as messy when you eat it! Q: What do you call fruit that commits egregious crimes? A: a waterfelon. Q: What do you have left after a pig eats a watermelon? A: Pork rinds Q: What type of fruit has babies in a red house, a red house in a white house, and a white house in a green house? A: A watermelon!

source: [link to www.jokes4us.com]

I'm betting Gallagher is behind this one folks.

Has it been declared an official capital crime?

Yet?

Has it been declared an official capital HATE crime?

Yet?

I was really hoping to see them go flying everywhere...

Last Edited by Mr. NorM on 06/03/2014 08:13 PM