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Alien's just anal probed me and I liked it, ask me a question.

 
Ian
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06/05/2014 12:22 PM
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Alien's just anal probed me and I liked it, ask me a question.
During my time aboard the inter-dimensional craft they offered me insights into the very nature of the universe and even beyond, unfortunately the only way they said such information could be given was though an anal probe. It was, they said for my own personal growth, I don't think they meant a throbbing great hard-on but it gave me one anyway. For the record I am hetrosexual, I think it was the way the probe machine tenticles where caressing my clammy naked body, I think I even cum just a little bit. Anyway any questions, feel free to ask, anything you wish to know about anything.
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06/05/2014 12:33 PM
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06/05/2014 12:51 PM
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06/05/2014 12:53 PM
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Re: Alien's just anal probed me and I liked it, ask me a question.
Did they use lube?
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06/05/2014 12:54 PM
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Re: Alien's just anal probed me and I liked it, ask me a question.
Illegal aliens? Dude..you are hanging in the wrong bars
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06/05/2014 01:09 PM
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Re: Alien's just anal probed me and I liked it, ask me a question.
Illegal aliens? Dude..you are hanging in the wrong bars
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06/05/2014 01:16 PM
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No lube, I have got a odd walk now.
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06/05/2014 01:24 PM
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Re: Alien's just anal probed me and I liked it, ask me a question.
Insert "congratulations on your gay thread" here.
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06/05/2014 01:25 PM
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Those Mexicans are terrible.
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06/05/2014 01:31 PM
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Re: Alien's just anal probed me and I liked it, ask me a question.
DID THEY BUY YOU SOME FLOWERS AND DINNER ?? IF NOT , DUMP THOSE CHEAP BASTARDS.
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06/05/2014 01:33 PM
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Re: Alien's just anal probed me and I liked it, ask me a question.
did they go up to the elbow ??? if not you were short changed.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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06/05/2014 02:29 PM
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No flowers but they gave me a warm salty jelly like substance to eat.

heartbreak

The probe went up high enough to tickle my tonsils.
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06/05/2014 02:33 PM
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I DONT GET IT OP , WHY DO THEY FLY 100 LIGHT YEARS TO EARTH AND WHEN THEY GET HERE THEY COULDNT CARE LESS ABOUT THE MANY WONDERFULL SIGHTS ECT, NO!!!! THERE HERE TO CHECK OUT OUR RECTUMS ,SUP WITH THAT YO ?????
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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06/05/2014 02:46 PM
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Re: Alien's just anal probed me and I liked it, ask me a question.
They don't actually fly 100 light years to get here, they live in an alternate universe, they don't call it parallel but refer to it as perpendicular. Their civilisation location is perpendicular to saturns moon Titan.

The Anal passage holds more truth and greater knowledge than the human brain can comprehend. Everything that passes though it is etched in the very fabric of time. If we concention we can access this information from generations past to the very dawn of time, however this feat is very rarely accomplished and no human has yet unlocked its full potential.
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06/07/2014 10:31 PM
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Re: Alien's just anal probed me and I liked it, ask me a question.
Illegal aliens? Dude..you are hanging in the wrong bars
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06/07/2014 10:47 PM

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It's way past your bedtime OP.
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06/07/2014 10:49 PM

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I DONT GET IT OP , WHY DO THEY FLY 100 LIGHT YEARS TO EARTH AND WHEN THEY GET HERE THEY COULDNT CARE LESS ABOUT THE MANY WONDERFULL SIGHTS ECT, NO!!!! THERE HERE TO CHECK OUT OUR RECTUMS ,SUP WITH THAT YO ?????
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IKR! LMAO!!laugh
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06/07/2014 11:08 PM
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Re: Alien's just anal probed me and I liked it, ask me a question.
What were you doing in the Sonora desert?
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06/07/2014 11:12 PM
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one mans alien is another man's wierdo from "that bar" named "Phil"
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06/07/2014 11:13 PM
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Did they at least buy you dinner?
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06/07/2014 11:13 PM
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Re: Alien's just anal probed me and I liked it, ask me a question.
During my time aboard the inter-dimensional craft they offered me insights into the very nature of the universe and even beyond, unfortunately the only way they said such information could be given was though an anal probe. It was, they said for my own personal growth, I don't think they meant a throbbing great hard-on but it gave me one anyway. For the record I am hetrosexual, I think it was the way the probe machine tenticles where caressing my clammy naked body, I think I even cum just a little bit. Anyway any questions, feel free to ask, anything you wish to know about anything.
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how much were you paid for cuming up with that bs

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06/07/2014 11:17 PM
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Re: Alien's just anal probed me and I liked it, ask me a question.
What did they tell you about the universe?