Damn TSA is now Wearing Berets and White Gloves!

I also saw those nude-ray scanners looked shut down for good - I hear they are going to ship them to prisons and use them there.

Crappy cheap Chinese trick where the chinese prisoner guards wear white gloves handling the prisoner...seems theres magic in wearing white for purity. Dont want to get prisoner stink all over you.

Pics OP ? Something? I believe you but need to see it

and I know that TSA I'm hot shit look very well

Goes with the Klintonian mindset....he gave black berets to everyone in the army....makes them feel elite donchaknows....ever look at the suckass "soldiers" in Africa? ....barely above thug level yet they all sport berets....

OP? Care to respond?

I can't find pics of berets, but here's last year's news regarding their uniforms that cost 50 million. They were ordered right before the sequester:
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Would not be shocked one bit but need evidence on a pinned thread

That reminds me of a woman with a TSA uniform walking around TJ Maxx one evening. I would not have noticed her uniform so closely except for the fact that this peacock was prancing around like she owned the place.

At one point, I was standing close to her looking at the same items, and happened to make a comment to her. It was a very nice comment. She looked at me like "who are YOU?".

First of all, she wasn't all that and secondly, this is the south; this is FL and this is how we do it down here - friendly and all.

I didn't know what her problem was, but it was surely weird with a touch of an arrogant spirit. I see by your comments that this must be the typical TSA attitude.

The ones at BNA were still operating a few weeks ago. I was excited bc Love Field's were shut down, but maybe they're decommissioning the non int'l airport perv-rays first. Dunno.

I have " never " seen them fly colors in public?

If I had it would be a chewing

I flew last week. Newark and San Diego do not have the xray machines. Glad to see them gone. I always refused to go through them, and the TSA would look at me like I was nuts. lol

These are optional items:

B. Optional Uniform Items: In addition to the standard uniform package issued to Officers, employees may purchase several optional uniform items from the uniform contractor for use in their particular work environments.
(1) Optional uniform items include long sleeve sweaters, 3-season jackets, parkas, knit caps, coveralls, polo shirts, shorts, nametags with magnetic fasteners, and shoes. FSD, or designee, may authorize, but not require, Officers to wear optional uniform items.


OMG...scroll down to see "TSA in thongs."

"This is the new uniform proposed by Congress and leaked by the Whitehouse."
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OP has bailed

... I believe you too OP, I just want to see a pic of the egotistical asshat, molester, robbers called the TSA...

I do know they wear white rubber gloves. Maybe some gals just bought hats at a store in the airport and they were just trying them on?

Reminds me of some of those Left Behind movies

I'm surprised they haven't been issued cattle prods yet.

Really???



We really are completely fucked!!!

You were the SMART one. Nuclear physicist has confirmed scatter x-rays cause melanoma.

Any frequent travellers better get your class action suits filed before the 7 yr mark.

costumes go the peoples heads!

I would tell them that they are at an increased risk for cancer by standing next to those machines all day.

You pay for their salaries on every plane ticket you purchase.

To better molest you wtih, my dear!

THey can also be rude as f**k to you and they can't be fired.

Just go to JFK and watch them at their worst.

The girlfriend and I were flying up from the southern desert after a week with rich dad two years ago.

TSA wasn't wearing anything special, but for some silly reason, about ten of them lined up to form a gauntlet which we would have to walk through to board the plane.

She was giggling hysterically. Calling the the "Phalanx of Fat" (yes, eight of them were obese, and they seemed to line up in order of fatness, narrowing the gauntlet). She took pictures, which I must obtain...

I told her giggling would lead to us being strip-searched and anal probed, but they were too busy admiring each others guts to notice.

They're The TSA color guards sent out at memorial events and shit

Raise the bs flag

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This is apparently a joke uniform on ebay?

It should come with a whip or two you would think.

Looks legit...


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