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Damn TSA is now Wearing Berets and White Gloves!

 
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Junior Nazi Club.
Greater is He who is in me than he who is in the world.

Whatever feels good to your soul, do that.
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Junior Nazi Club.
 Quoting: Ms. Superduper


Yep. They should issue them brown shirts.
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Today I was going through a major airport on the West coast when two TSA agents walked past - dressed in the usual faggy blue blouse and black pants. They were both working their berets to get them to fit right.

I was traveling in military uniform and looked at them over my glasses with that Who The F Are You? look. They glared back like they were hot stuff or something.

What the hell is next for these fuckers? Leather over-the-shoulder belts, distinctive armbands, and guns?

Remember, these are the TSA a-holes who came within a gnat's ass of being armed at these unconstitutional checkpoints.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10321566




These are people who would be pumping gas or flipping burgers, if it weren't for Big Brother's need for useful idiots.
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Pics OP ? Something? I believe you but need to see it

and I know that TSA I'm hot shit look very well
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43471041


That reminds me of a woman with a TSA uniform walking around TJ Maxx one evening. I would not have noticed her uniform so closely except for the fact that this peacock was prancing around like she owned the place.

At one point, I was standing close to her looking at the same items, and happened to make a comment to her. It was a very nice comment. She looked at me like "who are YOU?".

First of all, she wasn't all that and secondly, this is the south; this is FL and this is how we do it down here - friendly and all.

I didn't know what her problem was, but it was surely weird with a touch of an arrogant spirit. I see by your comments that this must be the typical TSA attitude.
 Quoting: Ms. Superduper




The biggest danger we all face, is that we are living in a nation of fucking imbeciles. And a lot of these brainless turds is EXACTLY what the "government" is looking for, to police you. And it won't be too much longer before you have one of these dipshits assigned to every block in Amerika, to keep a close eye on you, to ensure that you are not a "thought criminal", or God forbid, one of those people who believes in your God-given rights.
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At the Geo. Bush airport, about every twenty minutes a recording reminds you, you can go to jail for joking about tsa agents.
I guess having an over-ride on everybody's first amendment right can give a pigs ass in a uniform so much pride, they forget that we can all see pigshit coming out of their faces.
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At the Geo. Bush airport, about every twenty minutes a recording reminds you, you can go to jail for joking about tsa agents.
I guess having an over-ride on everybody's first amendment right can give a pigs ass in a uniform so much pride, they forget that we can all see pigshit coming out of their faces.
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Are you for real?
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28319578


Junior Nazi Club.
 Quoting: Ms. Superduper


Ugh!
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I also saw those nude-ray scanners looked shut down for good - I hear they are going to ship them to prisons and use them there.
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soon to be reinstated for use on the non prison population.

They screwed up by TSA using the scanners first, any totalitarian wanna be's should know prisoners first.

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Pics OP ? Something? I believe you but need to see it

and I know that TSA I'm hot shit look very well
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43471041


That reminds me of a woman with a TSA uniform walking around TJ Maxx one evening. I would not have noticed her uniform so closely except for the fact that this peacock was prancing around like she owned the place.

At one point, I was standing close to her looking at the same items, and happened to make a comment to her. It was a very nice comment. She looked at me like "who are YOU?".

First of all, she wasn't all that and secondly, this is the south; this is FL and this is how we do it down here - friendly and all.

I didn't know what her problem was, but it was surely weird with a touch of an arrogant spirit. I see by your comments that this must be the typical TSA attitude.
 Quoting: Ms. Superduper




The biggest danger we all face, is that we are living in a nation of fucking imbeciles. And a lot of these brainless turds is EXACTLY what the "government" is looking for, to police you. And it won't be too much longer before you have one of these dipshits assigned to every block in Amerika, to keep a close eye on you, to ensure that you are not a "thought criminal", or God forbid, one of those people who believes in your God-given rights.
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And that is why these monsters want agenda 21. Rural people can't be controlled by their little block warden scheme.
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TSA Agents here in NYC at JFK airports are usually the dumbest of the dumb. The wages they are paid are low, they seem to come from the ghettos and since they have some sort of authority, they blow it way out of proportion and let it bubble their head up, yet when they are out and about they aint shit when they cant abuse their authority on the traveling public.

Are those x-ray scanners are being decommissioned? They are probably really bad for your health the more you go through them. I refuse to go through that machine. I dont care if some agent pats me down, its not like they want to start feeling you up anyway.
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Re: Damn TSA is now Wearing Berets and White Gloves!
Today I was going through a major airport on the West coast when two TSA agents walked past - dressed in the usual faggy blue blouse and black pants. They were both working their berets to get them to fit right.

I was traveling in military uniform and looked at them over my glasses with that Who The F Are You? look. They glared back like they were hot stuff or something.

What the hell is next for these fuckers? Leather over-the-shoulder belts, distinctive armbands, and guns?

Remember, these are the TSA a-holes who came within a gnat's ass of being armed at these unconstitutional checkpoints.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10321566


How bizarre! The TSA is weird enough and now berets and white gloved??? And yes they do have that rude and arrogant Nazi-like air about them. I cannot stand the TSA.
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At the Geo. Bush airport, about every twenty minutes a recording reminds you, you can go to jail for joking about tsa agents.
I guess having an over-ride on everybody's first amendment right can give a pigs ass in a uniform so much pride, they forget that we can all see pigshit coming out of their faces.
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Are you serious about that announcement??? That is complete bullshit.
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[link to www.red-alliance.net]

I'd be more concerned about the long term implication of militarizing their uniform. The beret has long been a symbol of 'elite' troops.

It's why the US Army adopted the beret as army wide standard some years back. It was supposed to give them a psychological edge, make them stand out, and replace the cunt cap.
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Today I was going through a major airport on the West coast when two TSA agents walked past - dressed in the usual faggy blue blouse and black pants. They were both working their berets to get them to fit right.

I was traveling in military uniform and looked at them over my glasses with that Who The F Are You? look. They glared back like they were hot stuff or something.

What the hell is next for these fuckers? Leather over-the-shoulder belts, distinctive armbands, and guns?

Remember, these are the TSA a-holes who came within a gnat's ass of being armed at these unconstitutional checkpoints.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10321566


I worked for Delta airlines for years. THOSE were your ex-toilet cleaners.
FACT!
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.
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As long as people continue to fly there isn't going to be any *problems* with TSA in their minds.

So go ahead and continue to fly people and pay their salaries! I dare you!
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Crappy cheap Chinese trick where the chinese prisoner guards wear white gloves handling the prisoner...seems theres magic in wearing white for purity. Dont want to get prisoner stink all over you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58916897


In China, white as a color is about death, not purity. The purity thing is western.
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Re: Damn TSA is now Wearing Berets and White Gloves!
Berits look truly stupid on anyone, with the thing flopping down by one eye. Is there a purpose to this deliberate asymmetry?

The shoulder bands - like a sash? And guns? These tards are not supposed to be armed!

Are you sure they were TSA? If not - then who?
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Pics OP ? Something? I believe you but need to see it

and I know that TSA I'm hot shit look very well
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43471041


OP? Care to respond?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43471041


Sorry - went to bed. Tired from traveling all day.

I didn't take a photo for two reasons:

1) I was so shocked I forgot to grab my camera

2) When I did remember my camera I realized I was in uniform, and snapping pictures as an officer in uniform in an airport didn't seem to me a good thing to do. If I wasn't in uniform I would have snapped some photos.

Sorry folks - no photo but here's something from AR15:

[link to www.ar15.com]

scroll half way down.
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Re: Damn TSA is now Wearing Berets and White Gloves!
Today I was going through a major airport on the West coast when two TSA agents walked past - dressed in the usual faggy blue blouse and black pants. They were both working their berets to get them to fit right.

I was traveling in military uniform and looked at them over my glasses with that Who The F Are You? look. They glared back like they were hot stuff or something.

What the hell is next for these fuckers? Leather over-the-shoulder belts, distinctive armbands, and guns?

Remember, these are the TSA a-holes who came within a gnat's ass of being armed at these unconstitutional checkpoints.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10321566

Overgrown boyscouts now want to be armed.

LAUGH.

They STILL HAVE TO CALL 911 for an arrest or detainment.

Beefing up the uniform is getting ridiculous.

They used to be called "Customer service agents" and wear plain blue.

Then came the patches and the rest of their "FLAIR".

Hilarious.
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IMO you'd have to be on the ghey side to look for a job that involves groping people.
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You do not want shit on your hands do you?
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[link to www.red-alliance.net]

I'd be more concerned about the long term implication of militarizing their uniform. The beret has long been a symbol of 'elite' troops.

It's why the US Army adopted the beret as army wide standard some years back. It was supposed to give them a psychological edge, make them stand out, and replace the cunt cap.
 Quoting: Butters Of South Park

The ARMY outta COMPLAIN!!!

The SHERIFFS complained when the State Police of NY started wearing the big HATS that only Sheriffs wore.

They sued and WON!

Don't want to mistake the AUTHORITY of Sheriffs by an impersonating officer from the state police (less authority)

Really - The ARMY and all Beret wearing military outta SUE.
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You pay for their salaries on every plane ticket you purchase.
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That's why I stopped flying.

But the stoopid sheeples just go right on being sheeples.

Who knows why.
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I also saw those nude-ray scanners looked shut down for good - I hear they are going to ship them to prisons and use them there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10321566


The ones at BNA were still operating a few weeks ago. I was excited bc Love Field's were shut down, but maybe they're decommissioning the non int'l airport perv-rays first. Dunno.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33503648


I flew last week. Newark and San Diego do not have the xray machines. Glad to see them gone. I always refused to go through them, and the TSA would look at me like I was nuts. lol
 Quoting: nutmeg


You were the SMART one. Nuclear physicist has confirmed scatter x-rays cause melanoma.

Any frequent travellers better get your class action suits filed before the 7 yr mark.
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Someone made a fortune on those machines. Was it someone in the government? Usually they are the ones who get the contract.
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You pay for their salaries on every plane ticket you purchase.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


That's why I stopped flying.

But the stoopid sheeples just go right on being sheeples.

Who knows why.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58926173


I fly free. I can't drive 3000 miles to visit loved ones. Besides, I enjoy traveling around the world...to learn and experience other cultures and sites.

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Op why you lie? The TV told me those are halos and pretty velvet gloves.


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28319578


Change the militant beret to blue and we have the UN goons.

Seems we're being conditioned for the nwo overlords at these prison checkpoints...
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The ones at BNA were still operating a few weeks ago. I was excited bc Love Field's were shut down, but maybe they're decommissioning the non int'l airport perv-rays first. Dunno.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33503648


I flew last week. Newark and San Diego do not have the xray machines. Glad to see them gone. I always refused to go through them, and the TSA would look at me like I was nuts. lol
 Quoting: nutmeg


You were the SMART one. Nuclear physicist has confirmed scatter x-rays cause melanoma.

Any frequent travellers better get your class action suits filed before the 7 yr mark.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2142725


Someone made a fortune on those machines. Was it someone in the government? Usually they are the ones who get the contract.
 Quoting: nutmeg


Here's who implemented, owned and made the fortune [link to www.google.com (secure)]
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Pics OP ? Something? I believe you but need to see it

and I know that TSA I'm hot shit look very well
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43471041


That reminds me of a woman with a TSA uniform walking around TJ Maxx one evening. I would not have noticed her uniform so closely except for the fact that this peacock was prancing around like she owned the place.

At one point, I was standing close to her looking at the same items, and happened to make a comment to her. It was a very nice comment. She looked at me like "who are YOU?".

First of all, she wasn't all that and secondly, this is the south; this is FL and this is how we do it down here - friendly and all.

I didn't know what her problem was, but it was surely weird with a touch of an arrogant spirit. I see by your comments that this must be the typical TSA attitude.
 Quoting: Ms. Superduper




The biggest danger we all face, is that we are living in a nation of fucking imbeciles. And a lot of these brainless turds is EXACTLY what the "government" is looking for, to police you. And it won't be too much longer before you have one of these dipshits assigned to every block in Amerika, to keep a close eye on you, to ensure that you are not a "thought criminal", or God forbid, one of those people who believes in your God-given rights.
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And that is why these monsters want agenda 21. Rural people can't be controlled by their little block warden scheme.
 Quoting: s. d. butler


clappa
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Re: Damn TSA is now Wearing Berets and White Gloves!
Soon perhaps they will be sporting some fine 9mm German Lugers, riding breeches and tall black boots.





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