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Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??

 
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06/07/2014 06:17 AM
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Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??
Now of course, if you are a conspiratard you will be infuriated by the chilling truth of this fact; however, have you ever noticed this phenomenon?

Most of the time if you encounter someone who is spewing conspiracy theories you later come to find out they do not have a job, and have not had a job for a long while.

You may even be able to categorize them. I think the "chemtrail kids" (i.e. conspiratards who think secret planes are releasing mind-altering chemicals into the atmosphere) have the highest unemployement rate. These also tend to be the youngest conspiracy theorists.

Your observations??
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06/07/2014 06:23 AM
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Re: Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??
They haven't gotten their shill offers yet, like you, OP.

A more interesting question to me is why are Aussies generally the biggest douches on GLP?
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06/07/2014 06:25 AM
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Re: Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??
They haven't gotten their shill offers yet, like you, OP.

A more interesting question to me is why are Aussies generally the biggest douches on GLP?
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It is not just GLP it is everywhere , their crumbling economy is going down faster than a stripper for a 100 dollar bill.
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Re: Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??
They haven't gotten their shill offers yet, like you, OP.

A more interesting question to me is why are Aussies generally the biggest douches on GLP?
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Re: Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??
They haven't gotten their shill offers yet, like you, OP.

A more interesting question to me is why are Aussies generally the biggest douches on GLP?
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hesright

I don't consider a paid shill employed. They are worse than people on the public dole. Shills are liars/deceivers like their father Satan(Saturn).
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Re: Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??
They haven't gotten their shill offers yet, like you, OP.

A more interesting question to me is why are Aussies generally the biggest douches on GLP?
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hesright

I don't consider a paid shill employed. They are worse than people on the public dole. Shills are liars/deceivers like their father Satan(Saturn).
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Oh, okay, so conspiracy theorists choose not to work because the majority of jobs are part of the conspiracy. Interesting.
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Re: Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??
Now of course, if you are a conspiratard you will be infuriated by the chilling truth of this fact; however, have you ever noticed this phenomenon?

Most of the time if you encounter someone who is spewing conspiracy theories you later come to find out they do not have a job, and have not had a job for a long while.

You may even be able to categorize them. I think the "chemtrail kids" (i.e. conspiratards who think secret planes are releasing mind-altering chemicals into the atmosphere) have the highest unemployement rate. These also tend to be the youngest conspiracy theorists.

Your observations??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58576924


Ever wondered why there are different sets of posters on here during the week and at the weekend? Could it possibly be that most of them are posting from work?
As I've grown older I've learnt that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing people off is a piece of cake.
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06/07/2014 06:27 AM
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Re: Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??
My guess is that conspiracy theorists have a spine and do not want to "play the game", unlike the folks who reveal at the prospect of spending eight hours every day of the week with other people acting like as if turning a blind eye to evil, if not actively participating in it, at somebody else's expence, is a sign of adultflhood, sir.

Conspiracy theorists happen to have too much spine to want to suffer working in the sh*tstem eevry day of their lives, OP.
The fact that you even ask such a question reflects your spiritual imaturity, friend. It should have been an easy, self-explanatory one.

Men and women of this spiritually-elavated class should seek to create work of their own, i.e. self employnent.

peace
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06/07/2014 06:28 AM
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Re: Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??
They haven't gotten their shill offers yet, like you, OP.

A more interesting question to me is why are Aussies generally the biggest douches on GLP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58951976


hesright

I don't consider a paid shill employed. They are worse than people on the public dole. Shills are liars/deceivers like their father Satan(Saturn).
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Santa?
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06/07/2014 06:29 AM
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Re: Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??
because they spend their time believing horse shit
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06/07/2014 06:30 AM
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Re: Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??
My guess is that conspiracy theorists have a spine and do not want to "play the game", unlike the folks who reveal at the prospect of spending eight hours every day of the week with other people acting like as if turning a blind eye to evil, if not actively participating in it, at somebody else's expence, is a sign of adultflhood, sir.

Conspiracy theorists happen to have too much spine to want to suffer working in the sh*tstem eevry day of their lives, OP.
The fact that you even ask such a question reflects your spiritual imaturity, friend. It should have been an easy, self-explanatory one.

Men and women of this spiritually-elavated class should seek to create work of their own, i.e. self employnent.

peace
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hf
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06/07/2014 06:30 AM
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Re: Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??
My guess is that conspiracy theorists have a spine and do not want to "play the game", unlike the folks who reveal at the prospect of spending eight hours every day of the week with other people acting like as if turning a blind eye to evil, if not actively participating in it, at somebody else's expence, is a sign of adultflhood, sir.

Conspiracy theorists happen to have too much spine to want to suffer working in the sh*tstem eevry day of their lives, OP.
The fact that you even ask such a question reflects your spiritual imaturity, friend. It should have been an easy, self-explanatory one.

Men and women of this spiritually-elavated class should seek to create work of their own, i.e. self employnent.

peace
 Quoting: ICELANDIC NLI 47407291


Got it. But I wasn't referring to selling pot out of your mother's basement. However, I guess you could argue that is "self employment".

*chuckles*
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Re: Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??
because they spend their time believing horse shit
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clappa
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06/07/2014 06:37 AM
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Re: Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??
Now of course, if you are a conspiratard you will be infuriated by the chilling truth of this fact; however, have you ever noticed this phenomenon?

Most of the time if you encounter someone who is spewing conspiracy theories you later come to find out they do not have a job, and have not had a job for a long while.

You may even be able to categorize them. I think the "chemtrail kids" (i.e. conspiratards who think secret planes are releasing mind-altering chemicals into the atmosphere) have the highest unemployement rate. These also tend to be the youngest conspiracy theorists.

Your observations??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58576924


Ever wondered why there are different sets of posters on here during the week and at the weekend? Could it possibly be that most of them are posting from work?
 Quoting: Tess2012


inIreland
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06/07/2014 06:39 AM
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Re: Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??
They haven't gotten their shill offers yet, like you, OP.

A more interesting question to me is why are Aussies generally the biggest douches on GLP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58951976


It is not just GLP it is everywhere , their crumbling economy is going down faster than a stripper for a 100 dollar bill.
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piss off.
nothing wrong with our econonmy.
we are the second weathiest nation in the GDP you fucking moron.
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06/07/2014 06:53 AM
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Re: Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??
They haven't gotten their shill offers yet, like you, OP.

A more interesting question to me is why are Aussies generally the biggest douches on GLP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58951976


Oh! You are a flatterer. It' just a gift.
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Re: Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??
Now of course, if you are a conspiratard you will be infuriated by the chilling truth of this fact; however, have you ever noticed this phenomenon?

Most of the time if you encounter someone who is spewing conspiracy theories you later come to find out they do not have a job, and have not had a job for a long while.

You may even be able to categorize them. I think the "chemtrail kids" (i.e. conspiratards who think secret planes are releasing mind-altering chemicals into the atmosphere) have the highest unemployement rate. These also tend to be the youngest conspiracy theorists.

Your observations??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58576924


Have you got any stats to back up these theories you are purporting as facts?

Can't speak for any other conspiracy theorist, but I'm not bending over for anybody, especially not governments that tell me Arbeit macht frei.
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06/07/2014 10:41 AM
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Re: Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??
Not true. They actually have 2 jobs!

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06/07/2014 11:05 AM
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Re: Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??
They haven't gotten their shill offers yet, like you, OP.

A more interesting question to me is why are Aussies generally the biggest douches on GLP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58951976


It is not just GLP it is everywhere , their crumbling economy is going down faster than a stripper for a 100 dollar bill.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58933396


Noticed it everywhere.

IDK if it's the drinking or what that goes on down there but they relish in grossness, like 8 year old boys.
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06/07/2014 11:09 AM
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Re: Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??
Now of course, if you are a conspiratard you will be infuriated by the chilling truth of this fact; however, have you ever noticed this phenomenon?

Most of the time if you encounter someone who is spewing conspiracy theories you later come to find out they do not have a job, and have not had a job for a long while.

You may even be able to categorize them. I think the "chemtrail kids" (i.e. conspiratards who think secret planes are releasing mind-altering chemicals into the atmosphere) have the highest unemployement rate. These also tend to be the youngest conspiracy theorists.

Your observations??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58576924


You just run in circles of low life's. All you know is unemployed people. Either that or you are a passive aggressive bitch that came on here spotting bullshit cause your pussy is bleeding.

Your accusation is completely unfounded. You are a troll. And an imbecile.
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Re: Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??
Now of course, if you are a conspiratard you will be infuriated by the chilling truth of this fact; however, have you ever noticed this phenomenon?

Most of the time if you encounter someone who is spewing conspiracy theories you later come to find out they do not have a job, and have not had a job for a long while.

You may even be able to categorize them. I think the "chemtrail kids" (i.e. conspiratards who think secret planes are releasing mind-altering chemicals into the atmosphere) have the highest unemployement rate. These also tend to be the youngest conspiracy theorists.

Your observations??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58576924


When people loose everything or most of what they have worked for in their lives, by no fault of their own, they want to know how these things ciuld have happened. Thence they search for answers and find this place and ither dites like it were real news is imparted. Albeit you have to wade through the muck to find it
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06/07/2014 11:21 AM
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Re: Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??
Now of course, if you are a conspiratard you will be infuriated by the chilling truth of this fact; however, have you ever noticed this phenomenon?

Most of the time if you encounter someone who is spewing conspiracy theories you later come to find out they do not have a job, and have not had a job for a long while.

You may even be able to categorize them. I think the "chemtrail kids" (i.e. conspiratards who think secret planes are releasing mind-altering chemicals into the atmosphere) have the highest unemployement rate. These also tend to be the youngest conspiracy theorists.

Your observations??
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Is because most of us are not materialistic and therefore not in a rush to get things done because we know that shortly everything is going to crumble down to pieces, so we don't waste our time trying to act like the world but preparfe for whats to come.
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06/07/2014 11:22 AM
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Re: Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??
cause they are lazy/entitled/uneducated morons.
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Re: Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??
Now of course, if you are a conspiratard you will be infuriated by the chilling truth of this fact; however, have you ever noticed this phenomenon?

Most of the time if you encounter someone who is spewing conspiracy theories you later come to find out they do not have a job, and have not had a job for a long while.

You may even be able to categorize them. I think the "chemtrail kids" (i.e. conspiratards who think secret planes are releasing mind-altering chemicals into the atmosphere) have the highest unemployement rate. These also tend to be the youngest conspiracy theorists.

Your observations??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58576924


You just run in circles of low life's. All you know is unemployed people. Either that or you are a passive aggressive bitch that came on here spotting bullshit cause your pussy is bleeding.

Your accusation is completely unfounded. You are a troll. And an imbecile.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58960447


So...you are a "chemtrail kid" I'm guessing. Unemployed and full of conspiracy theories, right?
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06/07/2014 11:24 AM
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Re: Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??
because the concept of having a job is part of the neurolingistic programming

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Re: Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??
cause they are lazy/entitled/uneducated morons.
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As you're posting here clearly you're including yourself in that description.
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Re: Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??
because the concept of having a job is part of the neurolingistic programming

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Re: Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??
They haven't gotten their shill offers yet, like you, OP.

A more interesting question to me is why are Aussies generally the biggest douches on GLP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58951976


hesright

I don't consider a paid shill employed. They are worse than people on the public dole. Shills are liars/deceivers like their father Satan(Saturn).
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Oh, okay, so conspiracy theorists choose not to work because the majority of jobs are part of the conspiracy. Interesting.
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yep!!!!
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Re: Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??
I am not employed into the system but I make money at a job not in the system and get paid without taxes daily and is totally legal, thank God.


We are much more smarter and therefore screw the system and end up with a butt load.
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Re: Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??
I am not employed into the system but I make money at a job not in the system and get paid without taxes daily and is totally legal, thank God.


We are much more smarter and therefore screw the system and end up with a butt load.
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You are so smart and yet you can't seem to do anything about the myriad of conspiracies all around you. Good one.

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