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I had a dream last night introducing Martial Law

 
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I had a dream last night introducing Martial Law
sorry, I made a thread earlier ,thought twice, and deleted it


Be aWARE!
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It's coming. My dreams are never wrong. And they usually are days within dreaming.

Like the Washington Monument. Hell, I was dreaming it WHILE it cracked.
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waitwhatglassesoff
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"please children stop this"
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what is happening that would begin martial law...


the faux news says the economy is getting better?
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putin isn't it MARSHALL LAW? fighter1
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Yea as every fucking movie has programmed you to. Congrats. Have a dream where you control your thoughts
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I had a dream that a Marshall Law dreamtard would post on GLP thus confirming my dream about Marshall Law dreamtards. woooow.tyrone1
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What will be the catalyst?
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More info
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sorry, I made a thread earlier ,thought twice, and deleted it


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 Quoting: Vespertopia


umm, didn't get here in time to read your post, damn.
About 2 week ago while running a high fever (yeah you know strange fever dreams) I had a dream about the same thing. I was talking to a guy who was telling me about the events to happen between now to 2016.
Whats weird is what he told me about these so called mass shootings. "They will start happening daily"
2 weeks ago that wasn't the case.
He also mentioned other things, nothing to off the wall, but one of those was a sort of unofficial martial law will be in place.
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I'm ready for a good-looking show
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sorry, I made a thread earlier ,thought twice, and deleted it


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 Quoting: Vespertopia


I don't know if you're kidding, but I had a dream that the sky was turning deep purplish blue with black streaks and I told someone (in my dream) that the material world is collapsing and soon our bodies will as well. I told them that this is it, this is the time, it is happening now. And then I woke up.
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10598088 says your he will not go fuck his mother
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anyone else get a lot of GEICO commericals in their dreams

"there's this really hot asian chick checking me out across the pool. and she looks like one of my favorite manga characters so happy and like a cheerleader carved out of pumpkin ice cream and mixed with berry syrup. i finally get brave enoug to walk over and introduce myself and i get this massive boner so i jump into the pool and she jumps in too! and she starts dripping hot candle wax on my nipples when she turns into a goddam lizard and says

15 minutes will save you 15 percent buddy,

GEICO 15 minutes will save you 15 percent

really, i mean it 15 frickin minutes buddy

just 15 , not 14, not 16

one five

fif-fucking -teen fucking minutes will save you

fif-fucking teen fucking per-fucking cent

seriously, call GEICO or we will kill your family.

15 times, they will ressurrect only 14 times

and then die permanately the fif-fuckingteenth time

unless they get GEICO GEICO GEICO GEICO

GEICO insurance, its insurance
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What will be the catalyst?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


A big carshing event?
"They cannot see what's-up if They are looking down." (TastyThoughts)
"Something is smelly! Something is smelly, like an old barnacle encrusted shoe washing ashore in the middle of summer." (TastyThoughts)
"Yes happy Earth day. Now go tell the wicked to stop damaging the Human Species therefore/and the Earth; For, they are discombobulating the entire Universe and upsetting the Most High God." (TastyThoughts)
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What will be the catalyst?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


A big carshing event?
 Quoting: TastyThoughts

you have to watch lots of youtube videos to know EXACKERLY what will happen. mh370 will carsh on top of the largest pet store in OP's home town. of course the lost airliner was rigged with 1.41 jiggatons of nukular bombs before it took off. kaboom thousands of cute puppies and fuzzy kitties get nuked. the governerator is horrified and declares MARSHALL LAW and releases the where wolves.

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What will be the catalyst?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


A big carshing event?
 Quoting: TastyThoughts

you have to watch lots of youtube videos to know EXACKERLY what will happen. mh370 will carsh on top of the largest pet store in OP's home town. of course the lost airliner was rigged with 1.41 jiggatons of nukular bombs before it took off. kaboom thousands of cute puppies and fuzzy kitties get nuked. the governerator is horrified and declares MARSHALL LAW and releases the where wolves.

5a5a5a
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cruise
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What will be the catalyst?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


A big carshing event?
 Quoting: TastyThoughts

you have to watch lots of youtube videos to know EXACKERLY what will happen. mh370 will carsh on top of the largest pet store in OP's home town. of course the lost airliner was rigged with 1.41 jiggatons of nukular bombs before it took off. kaboom thousands of cute puppies and fuzzy kitties get nuked. the governerator is horrified and declares MARSHALL LAW and releases the where wolves.

5a5a5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59112432


cruise
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Is that the plot for The Southland Tales II?
"They cannot see what's-up if They are looking down." (TastyThoughts)
"Something is smelly! Something is smelly, like an old barnacle encrusted shoe washing ashore in the middle of summer." (TastyThoughts)
"Yes happy Earth day. Now go tell the wicked to stop damaging the Human Species therefore/and the Earth; For, they are discombobulating the entire Universe and upsetting the Most High God." (TastyThoughts)
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Can you tell us about the dreams?
Anyone who has read GLP for any period of time has acquired good knowledge mixed in with the 99% noise.
The trick is learning to filter out the noise.
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Don't think about all those things you fear, just be glad to be here.

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anyone else get a lot of GEICO commericals in their dreams

"there's this really hot asian chick checking me out across the pool. and she looks like one of my favorite manga characters so happy and like a cheerleader carved out of pumpkin ice cream and mixed with berry syrup. i finally get brave enoug to walk over and introduce myself and i get this massive boner so i jump into the pool and she jumps in too! and she starts dripping hot candle wax on my nipples when she turns into a goddam lizard and says

15 minutes will save you 15 percent buddy,

GEICO 15 minutes will save you 15 percent

really, i mean it 15 frickin minutes buddy

just 15 , not 14, not 16

one five

fif-fucking -teen fucking minutes will save you

fif-fucking teen fucking per-fucking cent

seriously, call GEICO or we will kill your family.

15 times, they will ressurrect only 14 times

and then die permanately the fif-fuckingteenth time

unless they get GEICO GEICO GEICO GEICO

GEICO insurance, its insurance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16247206


Geico sucks and is expensive. I'm not gonna mention any names because I'm not a spokesperson but another place I got a quote from was almost $100 cheaper a month than the exact same Geico plpd insurance.
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