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The illuminati was made a coffee they couldn't refuse

 
Judge Wimpy
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The illuminati was made a coffee they couldn't refuse
Don't ask me how I know this. Let's just say I'm a homeless man on the corner looking through the glass of the temple of the goddess of the deep ocean.

Every day I see them pass into the place of worship. They line up and pray that their names are written on the chalice.

They hand over their money. In return they are handed a steaming cup that will agitate their nerves and leave them unable to resist direction.

Yup that's the story of how the goddess used coffee to dethrone the illuminati. Once their brains were addicted the rest was easy.

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yodayodayoda
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I can't make the connection here.

Is that a persian cat with Alopecia playing with a ball of neon yarn?
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They hand over their money. In return they are handed a steaming cup that will agitate their nerves and leave them unable to resist direction.

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Awesome :-D

Coffeenate them :-))

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Some claim the Jesus fish is a subset of the goddess symbol vesica pisces.

Those people probably read Dan Brown books. Because I'm not seeing it.

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coffeecup
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coffeecup
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Coffee is people.

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coffeecup
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Coffee is people.

:heston:
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And sometimes it's cat shit.
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coffeecup
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Coffee is people.

:heston:
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We've bean fooled!scared
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Re: The illuminati was made a coffee they couldn't refuse
You know those Mexican jumping beans that have little buggers living inside them.

Same idea, but nanoscale receiver/transmitters that attach to nerve endings. They don't wake you up and let you work harder. They make you an remote control drone and the slavemaster that possesses you works you harder until the affect wears off.

The drone program coverage is misleading in the press. It isn't the fancy robots being controlled. It's the human robotoids being possessed.

This is the way my Uncle described.
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Are there bizarre neurological symptoms RE: nano implants?
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You know those Mexican jumping beans that have little buggers living inside them.

Same idea, but nanoscale receiver/transmitters that attach to nerve endings. They don't wake you up and let you work harder. They make you an remote control drone and the slavemaster that possesses you works you harder until the affect wears off.

The drone program coverage is misleading in the press. It isn't the fancy robots being controlled. It's the human robotoids being possessed.

This is the way my Uncle described.
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Yes but this cat poop coffee also:


That way the toxoplasmosis parasites can wiggle their way to the brains and begin controlling the hosts.

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I love coffee.
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Re: The illuminati was made a coffee they couldn't refuse
You know those Mexican jumping beans that have little buggers living inside them.

Same idea, but nanoscale receiver/transmitters that attach to nerve endings. They don't wake you up and let you work harder. They make you an remote control drone and the slavemaster that possesses you works you harder until the affect wears off.

The drone program coverage is misleading in the press. It isn't the fancy robots being controlled. It's the human robotoids being possessed.

This is the way my Uncle described.
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I think you are onto something. Is this a symptom of mind controlling nanobot-robotoidish behavior when one orders a coffee with cream and sugar but then asks that the cream be held? Words are triggers now, it seems.

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