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Government authorized ways to celebrate your freedoms, this 4th of July

 
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As we go out to celebrate our freedom this 4th of July, let's go over a few things to make your celebration a success.

Before leaving home make sure you check the color coded Homeland Security alert status. Be especially careful if it is orange or red. Don't worry about yellow. It's always yellow.

Don't use any illegal fireworks in your 4th Celebration. It is for your own safety. And the founding father's implemented a government to protect you from yourselves. Didn't they? Besides, fireworks are explosive devices and you might be considered a terrorist with weapons of mass destruction. And although the government can't find any in Iraq, you can rest assured they will find them in your car trunk. But don't worry, getting arrested, imprisoned indefinitely without formal charges, and a 5 year wait before the secret tribunal trial per the Patriot Act is a breeze. It's that secret summary execution that should make you nervous.

Make sure you are buckled up in your seat belts, there will be roadblocks and checkpoints to make sure you comply. It is for the children.

If you are an airline employee, lighten up for the holiday, you can always look for a job tomorrow. Maybe you could transfer over to a Federal Airport Security Screener job. Big demand for those jobs and you don't have to be smart.

If you are a Halliburton employee, then celebrate, you probably have a raise coming from the Iraqi contract windfall.

If celebrating on any public property, make no mention of religious ideals. Government is god there. You will be aprehended.

Have your papers ready as you approach the holiday police checkpoints.

Don't criticize the President, or other government officials, you might be in violation of the Patriot Act and considered a possible terrorist.

Don't mention the Constitution in any district court, or you could be held in contempt.

If your children get out of line this holiday, do not discipline them, or they may be kidnapped by the Dept. of Social Services and held hostage until you receive approved psychological therapy and are deemed acceptable.

Show compassion this Independence Day by bringing an illegal immigrant to your celebration, or by hugging a tree.

If an election is occurring in your locality within the next 90 days, do not talk about or publicly support any candidate, as that is no longer lawful. Keep your mouth shut.

If an officer asks to search your vehicle at the "seat belt" checks, do not be belligerent and demand a search warrant. Standing up for your fourth amendment rights is anti-social and not in tune with the new American way. Are you with Al Qaeda or something?

Do not get upset when the searching officer will not help you pick up your belongings that he has strewn all over the highway as he searched your vehicle. It is not in his job description and complaining will get you charged with obstructing justice.

Keep your guns at home. You are not going hunting and besides, What on earth do guns have to do with American Independence? Better yet, turn your guns into the authorities to let them know that you are a true patriotic American.

Better yet, just STAY at home. BUT do not assume that you are safe, because you are at home. If a government bureaucrat shows up at your home, he will probably be flashing a badge at you. This makes him look like a constitutional law enforcement officer. He may even be armed. Do not ask to see a warrant, and then tell him to leave if he does not have one. They will put a siege around your house. If you do not come out soon enough, they may invade, with guns drawn, or even set your house on fire.
For more information, do a Google search using keywords like "Symbionese Liberation Army", "Philadelphia MOVE group", "Gordon Kahl", "The Order", "Robert Matthews", "Covenant of the Sword and Arm of the Lord", "Randy Weaver" , "Branch Davidian", or "Elian Gonzalez".

If you are counting on you congressman to protect you, understand that the average congressman is ALSO afraid to resist.
For more information, do a Google search using keywords like "George Hanson" , "James Trafficant" or "Larry McDonald".


If celebrating at the mall in Washington DC. you are probably safe as the mall is now monitored by hundreds of surveillance cameras, watched by federal security forces. Don't do anything that you wouldn't want them to see.

Bring lots of cash with you, there will be many taxes, fines, and fees to pay as you celebrate your freedoms this day.

Do not leave home without your driver's license, social security card, birth certificate, welfare card, medicare card, medical records, W-2 Form, and two others forms of ID. You may be asked for them at the police checkpoints. Better yet, get micro-chipped, and avoid the hassle of carrying around your papers.

Bring your library card, the FBI may ask you for it.

Do not put any "anti-government" bumper stickers on your car. Especially not anything about the right to keep and bear arms. Police have been trained by the FBI in "bumper sticker profiling". This attracts their attention at the check points, and makes you look like a terrorist.

With regard to "bumper sticker profiling" you should be especially aware of the fact that "They will get my gun, when they pry it from my cold dead fingers" is no longer mere semantics. At WACO, and at RUBY RIDGE, we learned that they WILL kill you to take your guns

ALSO, be careful not to have any unauthorized THOUGHTS. There are now serious penalties for "thought crime". Be aware that "civil forfeiture" laws make it possible to take anything that you own, by alleging that it was "intended" to be used for the commission of a crime. This could include transporting, or storing, a gun. If "civil forfeiture" proceedings are initiated against you, then you will have the burden of proof, to show that your thoughts were in compliance with government standards.

Get to know some politicians, and bureacrats, so that you might be able to head off the taking of your private property to be given to private developers for "public good".

If traveling by air, this Independence Day, do not give the airport screeners a hard time. They are feeling you up, and molesting your daughter, and wife, for the security of America. If you complain you could be arrested. You don't support Bin Laden do you?

Keep an eye on your fellow Americans as you celebrate this 4th of July. If you see anything suspicious, take notes so that when you get home you can call and report them to the Homeland Security Office. And remember you are not a nosey snitch, you are a great American Patriot.

Do not mention the signers of the Declaration of Independence this 4th of July. Mentioning these white subversive terrorists is not popular and could get you in big trouble. Besides what do these guys have to do with the 4th of July anyway?

Do not leave home without one or more little plastic American flags made by political slaves in Communist China. Make sure you have one flying from the antennae of your vehicle. You don't want to seem un-American do you?

Do not take a copy of the Declaration of Independence with you as it advocates the overthrow of tyrannical government. It is a terrorist document and will be confiscated at the holiday police checkpoints. Same advice for the Constitution.

And remember, as you leave home for your 4th of July outing, that the second you stepped out of your door that you probably broke hundreds of federal, state, and local laws that you are probably unaware of. However, if you tow the line, you will not be charged.

Don't even think about taxes on this great day. The 50 per cent government confiscation of your income at the threat of imprisonment or at the point of a gun should not even cross your mind as you revel in your freedom. After all, April 15th is a long way off.

And whatever you do, do not let on that you really know that true freedom died a long time ago in America, just have fun for the day and then go home and stick your head back in the sand and pretend America is not becoming a socialist police state.

Now go out there and celebrate your freedom, and liberty, and have a great sanitized, politically correct, and government approved and authorized Independence Day!

If you have a few decades with nothing better to do, study up on "administrative law".

Laws are now made by the unelected bureaucrats, in hundreds of "administrative agencies". If you are charged with violating one of these "laws" you will not get a trial by a jury of your peers. You will be tried by the agency that made the charge.

I hope this message gets past the Department of Homeland security approved internet filter. How else can they protect us from unauthorized thught?

Now go out and celebrate your freedom, and have a great Independence Day!



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Please note that this article is from last year (atleast) so there's likely tons of sickening things that can be added to the list now that the satanic N.W.O. is moving at political lightspeed.
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"If you have a few decades with nothing better to do, study up on "administrative law"."


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How to define an American

What makes an American? What are the qualities -- the "ingredients," if you will -- that distinguish Americans from Germans, Mexicans, or the French?

Why is it that we feel a special right to be proud of who we are and what our country stands for? It's not just that we live in the most prosperous land on earth. It's not just that our country is a superpower, capable of imposing its will on smaller nations. It's not just that we enjoy the widest, most sparkling array of consumer goods ever known on the planet Earth. No. Being an American is something more than all that. An American is made, not merely born into a powerful country.

The problem of illegal immigration has been on everybody's minds these days. While immigrants give America cultural richness, new entrepreneurs, and hard-working laborers, some immigrants also bring crime, cultural disruption, and a drain on public services that's weakening our economy.

Many people want to build walls to keep illegals out. They want to militarize the border with enormous deployments of soldiers, razor wire, and surveillance equipment, not realizing just how vast our borders are. We have 7461 miles of borders in all, land and sea. Close one section and the tide of illegals will channel into another.

If it's impossible to keep drugs out of heavily guarded prisons, how will we fortify any border well enough to keep out millions of desperate human beings? And what kind of country will we have when we're surrounded by one huge "Berlin Wall"? 2 edge sword Walls aren't the answer. But neither, ultimately, are guest worker programs or any other political proposals.

When you're facing a problem you can't solve, it's often because you're asking the wrong question. The question isn't "how do we close our borders?" The question is "what makes an American?"

Illegal immigration is dangerous to this country. But not for the most obvious reasons. It's dangerous because so many of the people flooding in don't understand what being an American is. They come from corrupt, oppressive, over-governed countries. They want better lives. But they don't grasp what actually makes a country better. Many come here looking for material wealth. Yet they don't understand that material wealth is only a bi-product of freedom.

Many come here looking for opportunity. But they don't understand that opportunity is also a bi-product of freedom.

Others come here looking for a free ride (for themselves or their children) on America's vast and growing train of "free" social services. But they don't understand that all those "free" government programs are destroying freedom -- and ultimately will destroy even the prosperity they seek.

Freedom is what makes America different from all other countries. Individual liberty, individual responsibility, a shared language and individual initiative have made Americans an awesome force for more than 200 years. Millions of the illegals pouring across our borders don't understand that.

They come from countries where only corrupt politicians and their agents are "allowed" to use firearms. So they think it's natural for ordinary people to be disarmed and helpless. They come from countries where justice is unknown, so they think it's natural for people to be denied their rights.

They come from countries that have never valued individual liberty. So they think getting "free goodies" from government is a blessing rather than a subtle form of enslavement. That's the real problem with "illegals." They want the results while rejecting the causes. That's impossible. The result: freedom is destroyed by the very people who hunger for what freedom produces.

Problem is, millions of people born here are no better. Most people who call themselves Americans think "freedom" means nothing more than having a
60-inch plasma TV or a new car every few years. Or being allowed to vote for pathetic and parasitic politicians pre-selected by power brokers. These native-born numbskulls also want the government to provide cradle-to-grave "freebies" for themselves and their children. And just like too many illegal immigrants, they don't understand that the individual right to bear arms is the dividing line between free people and oppression. [link to i.am]

I started this talk by asking, "What makes an American?" Well, the "recipe" for making an American -- that is, for making the kind of person that can help keep this country great and strong and prosperous -- is very simple: Take one human being of any age, gender, religion, national origin, or color. Teach that person to truly love and be responsible for individual freedom, and you have an American. Without the love of liberty, you don't.

And individual liberty exists only where government -- the most powerful collective force on earth -- is limited. America has something that no other nation has -- an official document whose whole purpose is to say, "Government, keep out."

It's called the Bill of Rights. Four hundred seventy-two words that say, "Government, keep out. We'll run our own lives." Four hundred seventy-two words that spell out what government is forbidden to do.

Government, keep out of our homes, our finances, and our businesses. Government, keep out of our religion. Keep your hands off our free speech. Government, you can't railroad us into guilty pleas and self-incrimination in court. Government, keep out of all the limitless rights that belong only to individual people and to the states. Government, your role is strictly limited. Trespass and the people have every right to protect themselves against you.

Illegal immigrants -- and too many native-borns -- don't understand that "government, keep out" is what makes a free country. And only that form of freedom leads to lasting prosperity. As a consequence, government is taking over. And freedom is dying. Not long ago, immigrants who came here wanted to be part of the real America -- an America with endless opportunity -- and responsibility -- for individuals. Grown men coming into New York Harbor, seeing the Statue of Liberty, would fall on their knees and cry like babies. Their first taste of freedom. They came here, worked hard, and learned about what made us special in all the world.

And they became Americans. The problem of immigration isn't that some in-comers don't have government paperwork. Most of our ancestors didn't. The problem is that too many migrants -- and too many native-borns -- don't have a clue. What makes an American?

An American is flesh and bone. But so are all other people. An American is also an idea in action. The idea of individual freedom. Everyone who shares that ideal enhances America. Everyone who fails to cherish that idea fails our nation.



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