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Why can't I get abducted by aliens?

 
Anonymous Coward
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Why can't I get abducted by aliens?
I want to meet an alien, even if I can't speak to them.
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06/09/2014 10:29 PM
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Re: Why can't I get abducted by aliens?
IQ requirements.....
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I want to meet an alien, even if I can't speak to them.
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They ran out of anal probes.

Parts on order.
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Re: Why can't I get abducted by aliens?
why cant you?-----because they don't exist
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06/09/2014 10:33 PM

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Re: Why can't I get abducted by aliens?
How do you know you're not being abducted by aliens?

Most abductees only realize what's going on after intense memory therapy and usually only even consider undergoing it when some anomaly (discovered implant for example) turns up.

So it's safe to assume that the aliens wipe memory after an abduction and have improved their techniques for hiding evidence of implantation etc since the mid to late 80s when abductions were trendy... uh, I mean more commonly reported.

So basically, you can't say for sure that you aren't being abducted... maybe that's why the subject has been on your mind eh?

Repressed memories... better go pay an expensive shrink to hypnotize you and tell you what you want to hear (damn right, it's your dollar eh?).

Good luck.
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Re: Why can't I get abducted by aliens?
How do you know you're not being abducted by aliens?

Most abductees only realize what's going on after intense memory therapy and usually only even consider undergoing it when some anomaly (discovered implant for example) turns up.

So it's safe to assume that the aliens wipe memory after an abduction and have improved their techniques for hiding evidence of implantation etc since the mid to late 80s when abductions were trendy... uh, I mean more commonly reported.

So basically, you can't say for sure that you aren't being abducted... maybe that's why the subject has been on your mind eh?

Repressed memories... better go pay an expensive shrink to hypnotize you and tell you what you want to hear (damn right, it's your dollar eh?).

Good luck.
 Quoting: Lucky Charms


hesright

sometimes I felt abducted, cause sometimes my anus itches. or maybe just worms
I'd rather have a mind Opened by wonder, Than one Closed by Belief.

Somethings have to be believed, to be seen.
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Re: Why can't I get abducted by aliens?
peace
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they are reported to collect human body parts. if you are still with us, then there was nothing found worth collecting. lucky you.

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You need to take a shower.
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Re: Why can't I get abducted by aliens?
You need to take a shower.
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laugh
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Re: Why can't I get abducted by aliens?
They only take premium specimens for their breeding experiments.
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Be prepared if they plan to breed with you.
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