I am rich and famous and stumbled on this site - what do you want?

I want a Klondike bar...but I wouldn't do THAT!

I want you to go swallow a fistful of broken glass.

Are you Carlo Ponti?

Don't reverse psychology me. What do you want?

The truth and some entertainment

Give me a loan..haha

You are not clear of what you want. Saying you want a Klondike bar and at the same time saying you don't.

I want to know if it is true that the swedish junior hockeyteam got crisis counselling,after they lost the final to finland

No I am not.

Leave

MARKY FUKKKERBURGH IS THAT U????????:youreafag:

I want to also be rich but not famous. I want lots of money so I can set up my own research lab and make neat discoveries. :-)

How much you need?

I came to kick ass and chew bubble gum...Looks like I'm all outta gum!

They have made certain requests of me that I cannot meet....no Klondike for me.

Although you can airmail me one I'm sure!

Possibly a chance to be as rich and famous as you? I'm smart and good looking!

Take a picture of a bunch of cash stockpiled together

Go away?


K thanks.

Of this particular thing I know none of. Since I heartfeltly do not care one bit. They can suck their skates for all I care.

You don't love me?

I would love to have enough money to get my roof fixed and enough for some work on my kitchen. That would be lovely and very helpful indeed!

Thank you for asking!!!

You are quoting a famous movie. Good 4 U.

heard any good jokes lately?

I love you for answering. This is what most people want. Fixing petty things. And that is not bad!

World peace and an end to starvation?

How much you need?

$20000 USD is what I would like.

I need a new car so I can see my kids.

Got laid off two months ago and all my savings went to my kids in support and love n stuff.

But now my car is dying a rather rattly death and im kinda broke now and without the car I cant see my kids..or get another job.

There are no busses where I live.

So if you have any compassion..can ya help?

$5000 should do it.

Ill use $3000 on the car and the rest to move to a better location closer to where the work is.

Moving house aint cheap..and impossible to do with no cash at all.

Seriously OP, I want to be financially free, how did you do it?

I want a rub and a tug.

What makes you all think he/she will give you some of their hard earned cash?